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New Comic! Homecoming

By myopicprophet 11-27-2012 08:04 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/homecoming/


Oh Drug Pug, you little scamp. What won't you say?

I would really like to have Drug Pug around more and this was my introduction of him to the Legacy Control compound. What are your thoughts on our little friend?

I ace been played the ever loving crap out of Black Ops II. I just got to level 55 last night (an accomplishment for me as I have not enjoyed the ability to ascend to the highest rank of anything since my kids were born). I basically either snipe full time, or run around like an asshole with a shotty. What are some of your favorite layouts you all are using?

Happy Wednesday,

Javis

New Comic! Hurt Boys

By myopicprophet 11-25-2012 10:13 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/hurt-boys/


This comic is based entirely in fact. Well…at least in regards to my wife.

Now, you all may find this a strange piece of trivia to hear, but I, in fact, trained Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and MMA for over 5 years (it's currently been a little over a year since I last trained, due in no small part to this comic). You may also find it strange to hear the a webcomic artist also competed in to two amateur cage matches. You may find it even more strange to hear that I won the first of the two said matches. The second, on the other hand, I got a good old fashioned ass kicking. To the tune of a broken nose and rib. To be fair, the only reason I lost was due to the fact that my opponent in that second fight, was a much better fighter than I was.

I was quit hurt after my second fight, and my wife, couldn't keep her hands off of me. She found me more attractive than...

New Comic! Deathcam for Cutie (Black Ops II)

By myopicprophet 11-23-2012 06:19 PM
Pleae check it out:

http://legacy-control.com/comic/deathcam-for-cutie/


For all the hottest black friday deals, the Legacy Control Facebook fan page is NOT the place to be!


Sorry about the late one again guys, family and holidays stuff got the best of me.


Invariably, I come face to face with an opponent in Black Ops II and i unload an entire clip into them, then die. During the death cam, from their prospective, it looks like I either didn't even start shooting or and looking like 2 feet behind where they actually were. If anyone could shed some light on this, and/or possible remedies PLEASE TELL ME!

Happy Black Friday!

Javis

NEW COMIC! Dexter

By myopicprophet 11-21-2012 11:37 AM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/dexter/


Need the perfect gift for that special someone? Why not get them a "like" on the Legacy Control Facebook fan page.


Sorry about the slightly later than usual post today all. I passed out last night before I finished the strip. My body, being severely derived of sleep, just took matters into its own hands.

My wife doesn't actually ban me from watching Dexter. She is just afraid of murder, so she never wants to watch it and the only time I can watch TV is with her (just because of time constraints), so I have never been able to watch it, and it makes me the sads.

Have a happy Thanksgiving!
Javis

New Comic: Gross (Assassins Creed III)

By myopicprophet 11-18-2012 11:51 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/gross/


Yeah, so he really didn't think that through…or did he? I guess the question is, "how many generations back, is ok to get weird with your ancestors?"

Folks, I am happy to day I have some rally big news coming very very soon. Stay tuned.

Happy Monday,
Javis

New Comic! A Tale Retold (Black Ops 2)

By myopicprophet 11-15-2012 10:08 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/a-tale-retold/


Facebook is where I spent most of my days.

This comic may make it seem like I don't like Black Ops II. Quite the opposite. I love the shit out of it. The thing is about these annualized COD games is…they are always good and every year they have a few little tweaks. New modes, new maps and pretty much nothing but nuances that people who play these games catch and appreciate.

The big separator of Treyarchs Black Ops 2 is the Zombie mode. I haven't wholly dug into it yet, but what I have played so far looks and feels great. There are a few things that I may not like but it is too early for me to make that call. Gimme a week or so.

What I am loving about the game so far is the load out mechanic. Instead of having certain limits for certain sections of your load out (i.e. perks, gun attachments etc.) you just have a certain amount of...

New Comc! That's All White (Assassins Creed III)

By myopicprophet 11-13-2012 10:54 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/thats-all-white/


When I tweet, I tweet to win. So you should probably follow me on Twitter.

The big white room has many names; The Animus, The Matrix and yes even the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. I have at least one more ACIII strip left in me. That'll likely be next week. I was off all day today to play another game all together…yep, you guessed it Blops2. I will have a few strips about this little gem. I have played the zombie mode and the multiplayer but no campaign mode yet…not sure I ever will to be honest.

Happy Wednesday,

Javis

New Comic! World War Z

By myopicprophet 11-11-2012 07:31 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/world-war-z/


If you like out the Legacy Control Facebook fan page, all your wildest fantasy will come to fruition.*

*Only applies if your wildest fantasy is to like the Legacy COntrol fan page.

Some of you may have gathered that I am, in fact, a zombie fan. The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z are two of my favorite books ever (if you haven't read them, your should…now). I would also like to mention that Brad Pitt is one of my favorite actors of all time (man crush). So logically combining these two things into one seems like a home run…right? Wrong.

If you haven't seen the trailer yet, brace yourself. It starts off fine, but then you quickly realize that the zombies have taken and entirely new turn. Now these are not only the "fast" variety of zombies (A departure form WWZ as, what I consider to be the authority on traditional...

New Comic: Assassin N Seek (Assassins Creed III)

By myopicprophet 11-08-2012 10:21 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/assassin-n-seek/


Check out the Legacy Control Facebook fan page, where for just pennies a day you to can adopt a poor person.

As i've stated in previous blogs, ACIII is my first in the series and I am loving the crap out of it. It was a little more than difficult making the comic and not playing. It is striking how I can murder and entire platoon with a garner tool and then run straight up the side of building, run on the rooftops for a bit and everything in Boston goes back to normal. "Hey did you just fall out of the sky into this pile of hay?"

Happy Friday,
Javs

New Comic: Halo Fourscore

By myopicprophet 11-06-2012 10:17 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/halo-fourscore/


This weekend only, all women hygiene products are half off at the Legacy Control Facebook fan page.

So…yeah…sorry about this one. It just kind of happened.

Thank the heavens the election season is over…I am beyond sick of being inundated and accosted with party specific literature and ideals. My voting went smoothly, and I could make some joke here but I want to say it gives me great pride to vote and feel incredibly fortunate and grateful that I am able to do so.

So, I didn't get Halo 4 and though I had it preordered I don't think I will. I just am loving ACII and I NEED to finish it before Black Ops II arrives as that will consume a great deal of my time for quite a while. I will need to hear about how it is from you all though, so let me know.

Happy Wednesday,

Javis

New Comic: Rage Hard

By myopicprophet 11-04-2012 08:26 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/rage-hard/


Today only, kids get in for just FIVE DOLLARS over at the Legacy Control Facebook Fan Page.

Seriously, am I the only one who gets a rock hard boner when i'm very angry? NO? Ha, just…um …kidding, me either. It was a joke. Shut up.

But really, I am totally sick of all the political ads, and strangers knocking on my door, to try and "educate" me as to why I should vote for their respective candidate. Also the junk mail and radio commercials are going to drive me mad I tell you, MAD!

So I picked up Assassins Creed III this weekend ( I should remind you all that this is my first AC title ever) and I ma thoroughly blown the away. I have had many "wow' moments in the 2 hours that I have played thus far but i will just tell you about the one where I was looking around Boston from atop a church..man it was impressive. The...

New Comic! That's So Lucas (Disney buys Lucas Arts)

By myopicprophet 11-02-2012 12:25 AM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/thats-so-lucas/


Check out the Legacy Control Facebook page, where it's ladies night every Thursday.

So this is pretty true. As soon as I heard about the Dinsey and Lucas Arts deal I started (and nearly finished) strip about him lining his pockets with a cool 4 bil. It hurt when I read that he was being "Good Guy Lucas" but I went ahead and started over and came up with this strip.

I was upset at first about the deal, having the knee jerk reaction that most of the internet shared. Disney will "kiddiefy" and "annualize" the franchise to death. Well I reailzed that had already done, by Lucas. And then I read an article on The PA Report, that described a lot of good points, you should check it out. But it basically reminded me that Disney is the same company that gave us avengers with Joss Wheaton at the helm. It could be great, but...

New Comic! Costume Crisis (Happy Halloween)

By myopicprophet 10-30-2012 08:00 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/costume-crisis/



Ah Halloween. You may have heard me mention how much I love it. Well I do…just to confirm. So the inspiration for this strip was obviously The Fly. I watched that movie when I was 10 or 11, and some parts of it still haunt me. If you haven't watched it, you should.

I finally beat Borderlands 2 the other day, and still want to clean up a few missions, but it is perfect timing as I think i will be getting Assassins Creed III and then, of course, Black Ops II. I haven't played any other AC games (I don't really know why, it just never happened) and I would like to ask all of you if you think I will be fine picking the 3rd iteration and jumping right in? Let me know.

Also, I would like anyone out there who has had some experience with Lexapro or other anti-anxiety/depression meds,to let me know if you've noticed it not working after time....

New Comic! Hallowed Ween

By myopicprophet 10-29-2012 12:23 AM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/hallowed-ween/


Don't forget to check out the Legacy Control Facebook page…where everybody knows your naaaaaame.

This comic is based entirely on a real event. My wife and I, before going out to our friend Savanna's rocking Halloween party this Saturday, stopped for a bite to eat. My wife walked into the eatery first and I kindly held the door for some elderly folks coming out. When I got in, the first thing I saw was my wife giving me a look like I had accidentally washed her favorite sweater again (for the record, this is not a "good or positive" look). I said "whaaa…" and before I finished I saw all the waitresses dressed in close to nothing and finished with "oh…". The third panel is an accurate depiction of some of the outfits.

It was an erotically charged dinner as waitresses often have to bend over to clean things and pick...

New Comic! WarZ

By myopicprophet 10-25-2012 08:45 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/warz/



Don't forget to check out Legacy Control Facebook Fan Page for updates and extras.

At the urging of my pal Rickard, I purchased the WarZ Alpha. So far it's pretty much walk around in a creepy wilderness and try to avoid zombies and other people on the server. It is an earlier version and I hope all the updates to come will really make this the Zombie Survival MMA that I've always wanted, but if it isn't, we still have State of Decay to pin our hopes on.

I will play more soon and either I or some of the talented writers from Control Freaks will give you some more detail.

Happy Friday.

Javis

New Comic! Bank of Pandora (Borderlands 2)

By myopicprophet 10-23-2012 06:53 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/bank-of-pandora/


Don't forget to check me out on Twitter where I tweet about my restroom breaks.

I've had some urging to keep up the Borderlands 2 strips, and I think i can say this IS my last. I had this one in my head early and always thought it was funny that s many people just leave their saving in any random container. The really sly ones do put them on roof tops.

Hope you guys enjoy this one, and let me know what you think.

Have a happy Wednesday,

Javis

Control Freaks game review. (Borderlands 2 DLC)

By myopicprophet 10-23-2012 12:43 PM
Ahhh, the first true downloadable expansion for “Borderlands 2”. It seems that just yesterday I was picking up “Borderlands 2″ from the store and here we are, a month later, with DLC. They grow up so fast. *sniff*

I know we didn’t give you a proper review for the main game; but then, we didn’t really have to. If you couldn’t figure out how great the game was from the barrage of “Borderlands” themed comics we flooded this place with, then you’re pretty dense. Plus, it wouldn’t have been a very exciting read anyways, as I would only need two words for it.

“Buy it!”

That is, of course, if you were one of the four people who didn’t already. If you are, then you’re probably in a coma and I apologize that you’re not able to play the game… yet.

However, we do want to give you a proper review for the inaugural expansion. In relation to DLC, the most important question is always “Is it worth it?” If you’re the type of person who...

New Comic! Moxxi (Borderlands 2)

By myopicprophet 10-21-2012 07:52 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/moxxi/



Try to unravel the secret…of the Legacy Control Facebook Fan Page…If You Dare!

Yeah, I am pretty sure Moxxi has some daddy issues. I promise this is the last Borderlands 2 strip I reserve the right to break promises.)

I am getting the strip out a little early tonight, as I worked on the strip and about 4 other art projects I have ALL DAY. It's time to relax with the family and away The Walking Dead, or as I like to call it What Not To DO In A Zombie Apocalypse.

Happy Monday,

Javis

New Comic! Boo Who (Mario)

By myopicprophet 10-18-2012 11:38 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/boo-who/


I Tweet the Tweets that bring people together…to try and stop the tweeting.

Aw…poor Boo's. But really…Mario is a dick. His ticket prices are outrageous.

It was very difficult to not do another Borderlands 2 comic (I gotta million of em), but I am glad I am making a clean break. Be warned, I just downloaded the WarZ Alpa. Zombie comics INCOMING!

Happy Friday folks!

Javis

New Comic: Prometheus [Spoilers]

By myopicprophet 10-16-2012 08:08 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/comic/prometheus/


Things are about to get…real, of the Legacy Control Facebook fan page…I don't actually know what that even means.

[Spoiler Warning]

Let me start by saying Alien and Aliens are two of my favorite science fiction horror films. Heck, they are up there with my favorite films of all time. To say I had high hopes for Prometheus is an understatement. Luckily my life prohibits the viewing of films when they first come out, so I was spared the initial hit after hearing/reading reviews. I still held on to hope when I finally watched it the other day. Now…all hope is lost.

Prometheus..I believe means (specifically in this scenario) what a giant let down. Let me just identify a few of the things that I rolled my eyes so hard at, that they nearly slapped the back of my skull.

1. Two frightened explorers on an alien planet. They just...

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