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New Comic! Hawk of Old (Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD)

By myopicprophet 07-26-2012 09:33 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/25/hawk-of-old/


Lest ye forget, Legacy control has a Facebook fan page and a Twitter feed.

The second panel is a pretty accurate snapshot of myself…well more a hybrid of my high school and college self. I had the grungy shaved underneath haircut (which I am sure did wonders for my sex life) and my skin wasn't stellar. So, this conversation in the second panel…it was actually much worse than this but actually did happen around the time the original Tony Hawk was out. Don't pity me, I wind up marrying my dream girl and have two amazing kids

In reality I am loving the HD release of Tony Hawk. It's so satisfying. I missed it so. Wreckateer is also a lot of fun, but will reserve judgement until I get some more time with it.

May your Friday be erotically charged.

Javis

New Comic! Han Shoots First

By myopicprophet 07-24-2012 10:37 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/23/han-shoots-first/


I still haven't watched The Avengers or the Dark Knight Rises. So feel free to follow Legacy Control on Twitter and mock me.

Yes…I know the whole thing about the parsec. You can't really blame him though. I am not sure I could last even a few nano-parsecs.

I have totally re-fallen in love with True Blood this season. It has a good mix of drama humor and bad assery. It could have a lot to do with a particular vampire who is AMAZING ( no spoilers from me.)

I have been introduced to an amazing local band called Foxy Shazam. I am a big fan of Queen and this lads firing on all cylinders is more than reminiscent. I suggest checking them out.

I played a bit of the Tony Hawk PS HD demo and was immediately transported back to my parents basement (i'm still not sure if this was a good or bad thing). My son was mesmerized...

New Comic! Ribfest

By myopicprophet 07-22-2012 10:49 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/22/ribfest/


Heavens sake…Like my Facebook Fan Page!

So, some might say, "This strip is misogynistic" and others my say "this guy is anti religion"…and still others will probably say…"this ass hole talks about magic the gathering a lot." Only one of those groups would actually be correct. I think we all know which…

So any way…I bought an M13 deck builders box and for twenty bucks its a pretty good deal. You will get 285 cards 102 (ish) of which will be land. Even still 183 cards for $20 (before tax) works out be around $1.75 per 15 cards (standard booster pack, Somebody check my math on this). The carrying box that it comes in isn't quite as nice as a fat pack box, but it holds more cards. So if you're just starting out in Magic the Gathering, or you need to pad your collection this is a no brainer.

This damn Steam sale....

New Comic! Skyrim Problems

By myopicprophet 07-19-2012 09:43 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/18/skyrim-problems/


I'm having Justin Bieber's love child…for dinner. So please like the Legacy Control Facebook fan page!

Seriously…is everything in Skyrim made of flubber?

So been playing a fair amount of Duels of the Planeswalkers on the iPad. I am fairly certain there is some hacks/cheats going on. I played the same guy, over game center, five times with 4 different decks and he had EVERY card her needed EVERY game to destroy me totally. I felt like I was playing agains AI in the later levels. I know its possible to get that lucky but something is fishy.

Also, for all your irl Magic players out there… the Bonfire of the Damned. That is all.

Friday like you've never Fridayed before.

Javis

New Comic! Dry Spell

By myopicprophet 07-17-2012 08:31 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/16/dry-spell/


Guess what, I'm trying out this new thing. The kids are calling it The Face Book? Anyway, I am now an honorary member so Like the Legacy Control fan Page!


Ah yes, the gaming drought of summer. Why is this still an issue? I mean it's not been an issue every summer, but why is it EVER an issue? If a good game comes out in the summer, we will buy it. It's that simple.

Do not lay with A Wednesday as you would a woman…it is written.

Javis

New Comic! Sweet Rabs (Men and Women)

By myopicprophet 07-15-2012 11:14 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/14/sweet-rabs/


Wanna hear all the latest news on my trivial life? Want to know the exact moment I am crapping or getting coffee? Then follow Legacy Control on Twitter and be there for all the action!

I'm not totally sure what they are talking about.

So I golfed…and I burned…badly. Its actually quite hilarious. Did I meant ion it was cloudy almost all day? Yeah, the sun and I do not get along. After golfing had a great might of Magic the Gathering with my pal Chouse. It was good fun and I had a lot of lucky shuffles. I think I know what I need to do with my decks to get them tuned up nice.

There is potentially big changes coming this week. I will keep you all abreast.

Javis

New Comic! Civilization V

By myopicprophet 07-12-2012 10:22 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/11/civ-five/


I like my tweets like i like my submarines…long, hard and full of seamen. So follow Legacy Control on Twitter.

I haven't actually played Civilization V yet. Despite the urging from my friends. I totally plan on it, just not at the moment with Mgaic 2013 core pending (Friday!). So the idea from the strip was totally conceptualized by a good buddy and huge supporter of my strip Nick C. He is a stellar human and could very well just be a demigod.

I have the dark business of a company golf outing this Saturday. I enjoy gold and I will enjoy the guys I am partnered with (Bart and Rob) though there are some factors that may take away from the fun. First off its supposed to rain and possibly storm on Saturday which doesn't mix well with golfing. Second, the place is almost an hour away from me so that is lame because I do not enjoy driving anywhere that is further...

New Comic Dick Fruit (Mac assholes...like me)

By myopicprophet 07-10-2012 09:33 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/09/dick-fruit/


The dark Mac lord makes me tweet all day so you should follow me on Twitter.

I am a Mac guy…to the hilt. I had always had a mac. My first computer was a Performa. Even though I do feel I suffered at the hands of PC owners growing up, I do not want to be that guy, but there really is something about the Mac culture that drives us to cast a downward eye on any other product. Listen, I'm not proud of it, its just how it is. In summation…go get yourself a Mac.

T-minus two days until Magic 2013 official launch. I can't WAIT to open all those beautiful little boosters.

Oh, and I think I have a staph infection…so there's that.

Hump day…all day long.

Javis

New Comic! Noah's Raptor

By myopicprophet 07-08-2012 11:40 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/07/gods-raptor/


If you follow me on Twitter I swear to the heavens…I am tweeting just for you…and only you.

Ah…so thats what happened to the Unicorns. I can only imagine what the crew had to do to get rid of those pesky Velociraptors.

I have had five days in a row off and got nothing extra accomplished. One of the days being the 4th of July and watching the kids for two of those days has a great deal to do with that fact.

I also went to a prerelease party/tournament thing for the Magic 2013 core set that comes out Friday. I played at a great little gaming shop near me called Yotta Quest. You should definitely check it out. I played well but eventually got destroyed by one of the lovely ladies I had the pleasure of competing with (Thanks to Kate, Allison and Julie for the great games and teaching me a lot.)

From the few cards...

New Comic! Soul Mates (link and Fez)

By myopicprophet 07-06-2012 05:25 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/07/04/soul-mates/


Struggling to find a way to stay up to date with all the going's on with Legacy Control? Well quest no more, just head on over to the Legacy Control Facebook Fan Page and "like" all the video game inappropriate antics!

Whew! Well folks better late than never I suppose. I have had the two days after the fourth "off." I say "off" because I was at home with the kids and they have made it pretty difficult to get the strip out. Its ok though as I am enjoying the daddy time.

I have once again befouled decent and good video game characters…if there is a video game hell, I me be bound for that place.I've downloaded and played the Spec Ops demo..and there were things I found compelling about it…but not enough for me to go on. Hhhm..ok what else…oh yeah, the wife and I watched 21 Jump Street, and we both were pleasantly surprised...

New comic! You're In

By myopicprophet 07-01-2012 09:08 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/30/youre-in/


Don't forget to get your daily dose of Legacy Control by liking the Legacy Control Facebook Fan Page.

This joke would've also worked with corn dogs, pickles, cucumbers, popsicle or any bachelorette party things fashioned to look like a penis.

A longs strange day today friends. Going to cut the blog short…and just veg out.

Happy Monday

Javis

New Comic! Magic the Gathering 2013

By myopicprophet 06-29-2012 12:00 AM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/27/magic-2k13/


Listen citizen..do you hate things as much as me? Well stop on by the Legacy Control Facebook fan page and share your hates.

We've all been there…a late night of drinking, perhaps you've been on some medication, or you're going through some tough mental stuff then all of a sudden you put a 1/1 nothing on the battlefield. Sometimes you will hear snickering, but if your with the right opponent, they will understand.

As I have mentioned before I have beaten the shit out of the campaign mode on Magic 2013 (iPad). Well I have now ravaged the "revenge mode" and will be moving on the the remainder of the …modes. I think it plays well on the ipad though sometimes I must admit trying to drag an assigned blocker back to untapped position can be frustratingly difficult to do.

On this fine Friday evening I will be playing a friendly MtG...

New Comic! Recession Proof Kirby

By myopicprophet 06-26-2012 08:17 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/25/recession-proof/


Get all of Legacy Controls updates on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Legacy-control/194788397222636">Legacy Control Facebook Fan Page.</a>

Listen guys…No, I don't have any idea what is wrong with me. At least in regards to comics like this one. I mean he sucks, and this is where my mind automatically goes. Don't blame me, blame The Economy!

I have been away from games for a while with my current Magic The Gathering obsession. I don't see that ending soon, but I will make more time for games as I miss shooting digital heads pretty bad. Though I realize this is probably the best time of the year for me to be awy from games.

It's Wednesday, gotta get down on Wednesday.

Javis

New Comic! The Last of Us

By myopicprophet 06-24-2012 07:37 PM
Social networking…ENGAGE!


http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/23/last-of-us/


If you haven't seen the E3 trailer for the game The Last of Us by Naughty Dog, you should. It like Uncharted with disturbing violence. They really seem to have captured that sense of terror trying to survive waves of people that want to do you harm.

I got Magic 2013 for the iPad and I love it. I beat the game and moved on the the "Revenge" battles. Now I've been on the same battle for 2 days and can't beat this one planes walker . I am using the EXACT SAME DECK HE IS and he still seems to have the answer to every card I have. So after this shellacking, my pal John came over last night and beat the shit out of my decks for like 8 straight rounds (this includes my main wolf deck). I won only one stupid little game. I am frustrated. Well, I received an amazon gift card for fathers day and immediately went online to bolster my deck(s). I would...

New comic! The great Vampire or werewolf debate (Skyrim)

By myopicprophet 06-21-2012 11:33 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/20/great-debate/


Keep up to date with Legacy Control by liking my Facebook fan page!

Vampires or Werewolves…I am a were-fan myself. It probably has something to do with me running a were-deck in magic at the moment…but whatever. I am however very excited about he upcoming vampire expansion for Skyrim. It'll likely draw me back in.

I'm join got stop here as, I hope you can tell, I spent a lot of time and effort on the art for this strip. Because of that…it is now well past my bedtime.

Friday my good people…Friday.

Javis

New Comic! Voracious Predation (Eating at the workplace)

By myopicprophet 06-19-2012 09:14 PM
Pleae check it out:

http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/18...ous-predation/


My Facebook fan page is chocked full of fans of my comic from Facebook…so join the fun!

I don't know what it is about leaving food out in the lunchroom at work but people see it as an opportunity to gorge. I don't blame them because who knows when they might be able to eat again.. Wait of course I do, it's when they get home to their houses. You know the place with the refrigerator and pantry filled with food?

What I am trying to say is that these people don't live on the Serengeti and then are not feral dogs so I wish they would conduct themselves accordingly. If you do not make regular trips to the refrigerator to check on your food, there is a chance it may have been deflowered by the time noon rolls around.

Well thanks to my good buddy Nick (Cupcake) bootcamp finally works on my MBP which means I will be able to play Tribes…if...

New Comic! Fathers Day (The gift we really want)

By myopicprophet 06-17-2012 08:45 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/16/fathers-day/


Want to keep up with Legacy Control on Facebook? Just go to the Legacy Control Facebook fan page and click LIKE!

This was an actual, or very close to an actual conversation my and my buddy Chris had whilst enjoying a raucous night of Magic The Gathering. If you were wondering….yes, those things can both happen at the same time (raucous and MtG). A big shout out to my other pals who attended the party, Chouse, Johnson and DaveO!

I had a pretty good Fathers day, or well a fathers day weekend I should say I had to do the obligatory family visiting on Sunday but Friday and Saturday night was all MtG. Speaking of which, Deul of the Planeswalker comes out this week and I must say I am a bit excited. I can get my fix on the go.

Guys…I still haven't seen avengers or Prometheus…I am filled with same is all I can say.

Mandy til you...

New Comic! Outsider (living my life as a gaming outsider)

By myopicprophet 06-14-2012 10:53 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/14/outsider/


Do you enjoy reading? Do you like the place on peoples heads that contain all of the features? Then you should like the Legacy Control Facebook fan page.

It's true…I…I was a Master System kid. Instead of Excite Bike and Duck Hunt on Christmas morning it was Hang On and Safari Hunt. Now we Master System kids like to say we didn't need Mario…we had Alex Kid or Sonic…but lets face it, we needed Mario.

I really always felt like a gaming outsider. All of my friends always talked about the NES and Super NES games they wanted or were playing and I tried to explain how the Master system was so rad because it had a cartridge slot AND a game..um..card thingy slot (Ghost house anyone).

The fact is I have many fond memories with the Master System and Genesis and I still have them both and am planning ons someday hooking them all up again. I...

New Comic! Apple Talk (WWDC)

By myopicprophet 06-12-2012 10:17 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/11/apple-talk/


After years of investigation, I've discovered the "tweet spot". So follow me on twitter for your free tweet based orgasm*.

*You won't have an orgasm.

An exciting wwdc this year. Man that new Macbook pro looks HOT! Also very expensive. I was most impressed the with advancements in ios6. Finally turn by turn navigation.

Guys…tomorrow is pay day or as I like to call it now…buy more magic cards day…I may have a serious problem here people. It's possible that I may need an intervention…if anyone does stop by for an intervention though, please bring your cards so we can get a game in.

My man man Kevin (web ninja) has just sent the most recent mock up of Legacy Control 2.0 and I am excited. I hope you all like it as well. Should be dropping very very soon with a bunch of new sweet additions to the site.

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New Comic! Water Guards

By myopicprophet 06-10-2012 10:08 PM
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http://legacy-control.com/2012/06/09/water-guards/


My tweets are cool to the touch and return to their original shape if you crumple them. So follow me on Twitter if you want to find out what happened in Roswell all those years ago.

I've been to a few water parks in my day. Where I live is a kind of amusement park mecca. We have a little place that goes by the name of King's Island. Maybe you've heard of it [blows on knuckles, rubs them on shirt]. It's actually known the world over for its wooden coasters, but it also has a rocking' water park. We also had a couple of other water parks in the area that have gone out of business.

The water park that we visited two weekends ago was called the Great Wolf Lodge. Its an indoor water park with slides, wave pools and urine filled play structures as detailed by Jerry and Mike. What struck me about this Great Wolf Lodge was the intensity of the life...

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