http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php A current listing of cheap video games, video game sales and video game deals: CAG en Sat, 18 May 2013 18:24:30 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=18323 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 03:09:59 GMT I got Mom to go get a fifth copy of Bayonetta at GameStop today and there was a white stain on the... I got Mom to go get a fifth copy of Bayonetta at GameStop today and there was a white stain on the manual. I talked to her on the phone while she was there, and made sure the manual didn't have any blemishes, so they must have switched it out, preying on my poor mother. My girth is still tingling with rage. THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!!!! First she got Cheese and Broccoli Hot Pockets instead of Philly Cheese Steak, and now this??!?! ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=18323 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=16478 Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:39:31 GMT Hello girthy brothers, sorry for my delay in blogs. I have been VERY busy this summer. See, during... Hello girthy brothers, sorry for my delay in blogs. I have been VERY busy this summer. See, during mid July I was diagnosed with carpal tunnel, and could not play my beautiful Atlus games. I went into a fit of depression, and could not even look at the Atlus web site without crying because I could not enjoy their beautiful games.

Out of boredom, sadness, and loneliness, I watched an educational video on oceanography. I learned of the Aphotic zone, a region of the ocean with no natural light.

One of my many desires has always been to live in total darkness, only the light of the television or LCD monitor keeping me awake. This is something I've strived for my entire life, and I will achieve it. Here's the plan:



I researched, submarines, and will need an extra supported one or it will collapse on account of my girth. Mom is currently in the process of selling her house to buy me one. She got a 5th job, and I even got a job at ChaCha answering questions, but only questions related to my interests. THIS IS MY DESTINY! ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=16478 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=15250 Sun, 27 Jun 2010 22:29:30 GMT I would like to use this blog to point out one of the high notes in Atlus's career. It shows the peak of their genre-bending creativity. It is a point and click adventure game, except you cannot point or click (unless you have a custom PC with a PS2 emulator and an onahole in the expansion bay like I have.) SO, I would consider it a point and click action adventure RPG hybrid with third person elements. A genre as long and powerful as that makes me want to use my onahole many times. Plus, it has scared little lolis in it, and a mysterious man who I can relate to very well. Although I do not see why he hasn't killed the fat one yet. I advise you all to buy multiple copies of this game and then they will have the money to make Persona 5, or maybe the sequel.

PS:
If this blog has made you interested in Atlus games, I will make a list of underrated gems, ALL OF THEM! ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=15250 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=15194 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 05:36:07 GMT These days, Mom is having a very difficult time affording my Hot Pockets, or even butter, let alone... These days, Mom is having a very difficult time affording my Hot Pockets, or even butter, let alone Atlus games. She just got laid off from her forth job and only has three left, which only pay a third of my budget plus her three packs of ramen per day. It would be very helpful if you have a sale, and donate all the proceeds to me. I would prefer that you do not sell any Western developed games as that would RUIN my reputation. Please, I beg of you. My well will go into foreclosure and we do not qualify for food stamps because even though I eat enough food for six people, on account of my girth, I only count as one. Soon Mom will have to dig another hole for me and my games to live in, and she will beg in front of GameStop.

Your friend,
darkslime ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=15194 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=14842 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 02:49:56 GMT Is this an issue of sexual harassment, or do you just like to discriminate against hefty men? Is this an issue of sexual harassment, or do you just like to discriminate against hefty men? ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=14842 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=14802 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 07:42:57 GMT I agree. I HATE when someone will joke about my games, or my girth. For example, I know chuplayer... I agree. I HATE when someone will joke about my games, or my girth. For example, I know chuplayer is joking when he says I cannot marry beautiful Yukino, and it may be hilarious to him, BUT it makes my girth tingle with rage! He is just delaying my marriage, my happiness, and the cure to my loneliness! When Mom jokes that I may have to cut down on my butter intake, so I can still have the same Atlus game budget! If I could lift myself out of this well, I would slap that dumb bitch across the face with a copy of Demon's Souls (complete in box)! She is only a servant of the Atlus gods, nothing more, and must continue buying me games. When Shokotan does not answer my many emails! I continue sending her one every day, updating her with my progress in the latest JRPG, but she does not respond! Since, as a Japanese woman, she is turned on by my triple digits of playtime, I believe the reason she hasn't talked to me is because she is too shy. I can be intimidating. ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=14802 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=14137 Mon, 26 Apr 2010 03:47:21 GMT Hello fellow Girthians! As you know, there was an emergency situation not so long ago, and I had to... Hello fellow Girthians! As you know, there was an emergency situation not so long ago, and I had to be either evacuated from my well, or have it steel reinforced. I chose to call for reinforcements. I just didn't want to risk damaging my extensive Atlus collection. I have feelings for it like I would feel for a beautiful woman, and it is very important to me.

And the drawbacks have made me a better man. Mom could barely afford Hot Pockets after purchasing all the steel, so I came up with a solution: butter.

Mom buys it in bulk, and pours one 20 gallon tub down every 6 hours. It coats my girth, making me very agile. I can access all of my collection easier, located on the top and the bottom of the well. If I position myself correctly, I could launch all the way to GameStop like the Gummi Ship in Kingdom Hearts II, except I would be faster and control better. Plus, if I'm hungry, I can just lift one of my many rolls to my mouth and lick away. Once I have finished all the butter on my stomach, I can just call for Mom, and she will bring more. It also makes my onaholes more lubricated. The only problem is that I now have many pimples on my back, and face.

So good day fellow Girthians, see you next time! ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=14137 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13935 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:12:32 GMT Welcome to another blog, fellow girthians! This blog was written urgently, and is of greater... Welcome to another blog, fellow girthians!

This blog was written urgently, and is of greater importance than my other blogs.

See, as you all know, I am a very girthy man. During my time in the well, due to no ability to even exercise my arms (other than controller or computer mouse, which are all placed in a convenient position on my girth), my girth has grown very immense, pushing the sides of the well, causing bricks to break.

I became worried that my beautiful home would be destroyed, and asked Mom to get expert advice. She found that our neighbor, Mr. Miller, is a retired plumber for the local prison, and got him to examine the situation.

Then the problem arose...

Mr. Miller conducted a thorough investigation, and found that if my girth is not removed from the well within 48 hours, it will explode, causing the water pipes to burst and have no water in the neighborhood. Or I could get the well steel reinforced and widened, and continue dwelling inside of it.

This is a very hard decision, because I need to make a decision about my Atlus games.

The first option is removal. It would require a forklift, crane, and butter or lard in bulk. I could either live back in my room, in the trailer in the yard. Living in the trailer would require my 2 week Atlus game budget, and living in my room would cost my 3 week Atlus game budget, on account of a longer fork lift rental. Living in the trailer would be difficult because it is very hot in there, and might cause my systems to melt under my girth. My systems and onahole collection my also fall when I am lifted out, because I use my girth as shelving.

Getting the well steel reinforced seems to be the best idea, BUT it would cost my entire 8 WEEK Atlus budget. Mom would have to get a third job to pay off the credit card bill, and would only be able to bring me Hot Pockets for a few hours a day, instead of every 20 minutes like before.

I have thought long and hard about this decision, but can't make it. I am asking for the help of all fellow girthians; please tell me which you would do during a horrible crisis such as this. Thank you ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13935 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13786 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:03:12 GMT Stop posting your crappy blogs, comments, etc. The stupid gifs you post are not funny or... Stop posting your crappy blogs, comments, etc. The stupid gifs you post are not funny or interesting in the least bit. ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13786 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13499 Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:19:15 GMT Greetings fellow girthians, Atlus lovers, and others! I come here today to tell you of the... Greetings fellow girthians, Atlus lovers, and others! I come here today to tell you of the bothersome foliage in my well.

To combat the rainy season, I get Mom to stretch a large piece of saran wrap across the well to keep me and my extensive Atlus, NIS America, and Aksys (+ Bayonetta) game collection in MINT CONDITION.

Unfortunately, some foliage has crept through the wrap, wilting the cover art of one of my copies of Wizardry: Tale of the Forsaken Land, and poking into my girth and tickling my left moob, making me scratch it uncontrollably and overheat one of my external hard drives. This is a very big deal, as my external hard drives are hooked up at all times, and if my hentai hard drive disconnects I will have to stop mid-fap.

Everything in my little well is artificial, from the food to custom Linux machine to the women I use my onaholes to (EXCEPT SWEET SHOKOTAN), but I wish everything in the entire world was artificial. If this foliage was artificial, it would not tickle my moob, but instead connect with it like in Avatar where their hair connects, maybe forming a time warp and sending me into Dream Land or the Green Hill Zone where I can roll in a ball and eat fried onion rings. Maybe if Mom was artificial, she would be more careful when purchasing and delivering my Atlus games, and maybe if chuplayer was artificial, he would have the heart to let me marry BEAUTIFUL YUKINO!

But unfortunately, that's all a dream, and I'm just a man in a well. I can't change the world too much, or even move on account of my girth, but maybe I can make a difference. Maybe I can make fellow Atlus men feel accepted in life, and know they are not alone by blogging my feelings on these here forums.

Anyways, enough of this nonsense. I'll continue playing Pokemon HeartGirth. Good day everybody! ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13499 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13308 Sat, 13 Mar 2010 21:38:36 GMT Come out in less than 24 hours! Fuck yeah! My girth is tingling with excitement! Come out in less than 24 hours! Fuck yeah! My girth is tingling with excitement! ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13308 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13139 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:13:50 GMT So, as all of you know, two of my favorite things, on my list of many favorite things, are Aksys,... So, as all of you know, two of my favorite things, on my list of many favorite things, are Aksys, and beautiful women (in the 2D form).

For many moons I heard of a game that will satisfy both desires, and never expected it to get localized because of evil American pigs and their football team bias, and because I can't go vote on account of my girth, and my well of sadness, isolation, despair, and happiness having no mailing address. But that is another issue.

The prime issue of this discussion is that Record of the Agarest is only being released on the Playstation 3 in the download form, with no body pillow and no limited edition.

Now you will all say "Wait a second darkslime! Don't you have all three systems of this generation and last generation somewhere under your girth?!" But no!

My Microsoft Xbox 360 got the dreaded RRoD! It was kept in a permanent spot under my right roll, the roll I determined had the best ventilation. I attempted to eat a Chicken Parmesan Hot Pocket and it just spilled all over the right roll, and leaked into the vents of my Xbox, clogging them. 197 hours later it RRoD'd during an intense 56 hour Bawls-fueled Tales of Vesperia marathon.

I cannot buy another Xbox 360 as Mom's credit card is maxed out (I recently went on a binge of the more expensive Hot Pockets Calzones), and cannot buy a downloadable game on account of my OCD. (If there is nothing to be bagged and boarded, it is not a game. If there is no copy in my wine cooler vault, it is not a game.)

So, I made a petition, to Aksys: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/agarestwar/ Please sign it fellow girthians! ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=13139 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=12913 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 18:18:08 GMT Hello friends! Greetings from the well of loneliness, darkness, happiness, girth, and most... Hello friends! Greetings from the well of loneliness, darkness, happiness, girth, and most importantly ATLUS. I have one rant, and one request!

So I was looking for something to use my onahole with, and having recently watched the wonderful and oh so kawaii~ anime Kannagi: Crazy Shrine Maidens, I would love to see Nagi-Chan and Zange-Chan in delightful hentai, maybe making sweet lesbian incestuous love or sucking the dick of Jin-Kun, but I came upon a torture hentai.



It made me sad that they would even THINK of torturing my beautiful Nagi-Chan! If she were mine I would treat her well. I would treat her very well. She will be MINE! Yes, yes, yes!

And I have a request; that one of you fellow girthians get me the phone number of SHOKOTAN, or Shoko Nakagawa, only the most beautiful woman in the world. I will win her heart with my beautiful voice and then she will overlook my girth, and we will be beautiful lovers in tune with one another! ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=12913 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=12652 Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:20:46 GMT Greetings from the well of girth and self isolation! I bring you another blog! Today I will let... Greetings from the well of girth and self isolation! I bring you another blog!

Today I will let you know about my hard drive collection, it is very large, large as my girth itself. I've got no lower than 5 1TB Western Digital External Hard Drives, all labeled and in alphabetical order resting under my left moob.
The first is Hentai Doujinshis, this is where I put all my favorite doujinshis, from Kannagi to K-on! to Lucky Star, all of my favorite Kawaii~ animes with beautiful characters.

The second is Hentai Images, where I put all my beautiful Hentai images. I am starting to need another drive for this, as I have saved every Hentai image ever seen, and 1TB just isn't enough! Maybe this hard drive could be in a museum someday as the most complete Hentai collection ever invented! But then I would have to give it up and just couldn't sleep at night.

The third and forth contain an alphabetized Excel spreadsheet of my Atlus, NIS America, and Aksys mint condition game collection. Everything is sorted by publisher, name, release date, and condition (Factory sealed or mint condition only of course!) This takes up two drives on account of the sheer number and how detailed it is.
The fifth contains a just as detailed account of my onahole collection, and all the music that keeps me going; the theme song to every anime I have watched even one episode to, the OST of every Atlus game (Japanese and English version if applicable) , and a good mix of Japanese techno and chiptunes.
And the last part of my blog is my new lover. This is the first time I have been in love with a real girl;
Beautiful Shoko Nakagawa!



She is so sweet and sexy, and the voice actor of SPIKY EAR PICHU in the Pokemon anime! I have been reading her blog religiously, and have a chart tracking where she is located at all times. Soon I will call her and express my love, but international calls are expensive, and Mom’s credit card bill is maxed out. Maybe she will love me, but I don’t know, on account of my girth.
Thank you very much for reading and have a good day. ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=12652 http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=12549 Sun, 31 Jan 2010 03:11:59 GMT Hello all! Greetings from my brand new well of happiness! Its a bit musty, and sometimes my waste... Hello all! Greetings from my brand new well of happiness! Its a bit musty, and sometimes my waste gets up to my girth, so I had Mom hire a tiny plumber who could squeeze around my girth get it out of there. Other than that its VERY NICE!

At first, this day was a day of sadness. I had a threesome with Bayonetta and Mio-Chan, but they decided they didn't want me slowing down their relationship, and ran off together. It took me many many hours of sadness, and deep thought, to realize it was actually a change for the better.

I realized I have a much better lover, one who has been there for me always, yet I have never noticed, one more beautiful than Mio-Chan, Bayonetta, or Vulgarism.

Beautiful Yukino!



but first I need the blessing of her father, Chuplayer. So, I ask of you, please give me your beautiful daughter/plaything/whatever's hand in marriage. I will be awaiting your response.

I know Yukino will love me unconditionally, girth or no girth, since she is so sweet and innocent.

And to everyone else on CAG, sorry, but she is going to be taken. Maybe you could get her whore sister Leah. ]]> darkslime http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/blog.php?b=12549