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Old 11-30-2012, 02:36 PM   #10488
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Originally Posted by CheapLikeAFox View Post
As a person who owns and purchases simulators I can tell you that the majority are not fun at all in the traditional sense of what a fun game is supposed to be.

A very tiny minority are well made and are fun if you like the subject. Like the Train Simulators tend to be pretty well done. Ship Simulator Extremes is a well done game as well. I even had a bit of fun with Airport Control Simulator, though that's a sim in title only.

The rest are just big awful, train wrecks. I enjoy them in the same way I enjoy watching bad movies. Meaning, I wade through a ton of them, most are just plain awful, but a select few hit that "so bad, but so funny/good" area that I feel it is worth it. For example, I was recently playing Road Works Simulator and was entertained by the awful translation and amazed by the dreadful gameplay. I'm on mission 3 and can't bring myself to spend 10 minutes guiding the world's slowest steam roller over a pixelated mess that is supposed to be asphalt to "fix" the road. This was after it took me about 10 minutes during the first mission to figure out how to use the jackhammer since there is no tutorial whatsoever and the game freezes on me when I enter the "Options" menu.

I finally figured out that in addition to holding down the left mouse button for 10 minutes, I had to wildly flick my mouse in either direction to "angle" the jackhammer into the "ideal" jackhammering position, otherwise nothing happened
Fox, I always assumed you played them so you'd be ready in the unlikely event that you were required to operate a streetsweeper.

You know, like learning wilderness survival skills or something.

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Originally Posted by CheapLikeAFox View Post
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that seems to be just about everything a business could do wrong.
I don't think they violated any environmental regulations, and their OSHA paperwork appears to be in order.

Last edited by Eldredpe; 11-30-2012 at 02:51 PM..