Adam Sandler= old n busted
Jon Stewart= new hotness
Can I interest you in Hanukkah?
Maybe something in a festival of lights?
It's a sensible alternative to Christmas
And it lasts for seven--for you? Eight niiiiiights
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.