i'm digging the Sim City for the SNES... slightly jealous. and nostalgic.
i used to sneak away from my mom and play that game in the basement whenever she would try to get me to do house chores.
that worked well until i discovered masturbation.
Saying you're really good at Borderlands is the equivalent to saying you suck at videogames.
That puts a genuine closed parenthesis at the end of my colon.