Thanks for the mental image of your hairy nakedness. Can you send me an offical CAG spoon so I can scoop my eyes out? I nearly fell over laughing at work this morning.
Seriously though, have you ever wondered why some of us go bald up top but are otherwise, how should i say, protected from the elements? I'm in the same boat as you and often wonder why science hasn't come up with a way to redirect some of that hair growing action to my scalp.
If there was a way to redirect to your scalp would you go for it or do you like the faux Mr Clean look too much? What are your thoughts?