i can never understand why anyone would be embarrassed to buy condoms. Especially large ones. It's like gloating without talking. Now if you have to buy small condoms i can't really understand your pain, but I can sympathize.
Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason , because for the most part they are true. So if the teller wants to think about the size of my penis, if its a dude he can either get jealous cuz he's not as big or get jealous because he's stuck at work and I'm about to get some bootay. And better yet if its a chick you're showing her that you care enough to protect yourself and your partner while at the same time silently telling her the size of your penis! I'm sure she'll remember you for future visits.
Its a Win Win Win situation!
"He should have those magic b!tches all over his jock" - CheapyD, CagCast #168