Summary of Ubisoft 2010:
- Acid tripping (Child of Eden)
- Assassin's Creed 3
- Interview with a Ginger (Shaun White skateboards? wtf?)
- Ubisoft invents laser tag
- Ubisoft invents breathing (I can't concentrate because of your hair)
- YOU NEED TO FEEL THIS (Some Kinect shit)
- Grannie claims excalibur (Raving Rabids)
- Ghost Recon: Future Soldier aka Metal Ghost Recon Solid (HOLY SHIT AN ACTUAL VIDEO GAEM)
- Driver remake (except it was all in a coma)
- AFRICA: THE GAME (Dust)
- You just witnessed the birth of a thingamajig (Rayman Origins)
- It's a

ing mania MANIA (Trackmania, Shootmania, Questmania)
- MICHAEL JACKSON CONFIRMED ALIVE (Ubisoft invents Michael Jackson)