Wombat when you announce you've got a great Tim Schafer story, and you can't share it, that's called bad radio.
Also the weight loss competition should be incorporated with kinect. I know both of you rarely use the device, this could be a good opportunity to use it. I personally recommend the Biggest Loser game. I can even imagine Microsoft taking notice to something like this. Regarding the rules for this bit, it should be simple. My only problem is that i don't trust Wombat or Cheapy to give an honest weigh in. So I'm going to need the both of you to take a picture with your feet on the scale. In the picture i need your weight, a current newspaper and a dime for scale.