So. I saw Magic Mike last night. I'm not going to lie. It was enjoyable. Me and my friends(women) I went with only could find seats in the front. My biggest fear was gigantic penises flying at me. And you know what? There's not even a single penis in the movie. Guess what bewbs are shown on screen more than any actual penis. You see one, but it's blurred out while a guy is using a penis pump.
But other than that. It was quite enjoyable. It was more like a basic movie with stripping lightly sprinkled throughout. It wasn't bad at all. And holy shit I could not stop laughing at this one scene:
there's a scene where the one guy is passed out on the floor in his own vomit from taking too much ecstasy the night before and his druggie gf's pet PIGLETTE. YES PIGLETTE. SUPER CUTE. is trying to grab a milk bottle and running around in a circle. I could not stop laughing my ing asshole off at this scene. It's a serious one too. I have to say. That ing pig made the movie. LOL.
Not even really a spoiler but still. Anywhoozle. The movie ended on such a dark and depressing note I was so taken off gaurd. Haha. Anyways. Magic Mike was enjoyable.