Originally Posted by j-cart GGT! LP2 is only $9.99 from GMG! Who wants to play?! LOST MOTHERFUCKING PLANET 2

I already bought it because Zeki told me to. I played 5 minutes with him and then proceeded to beat the game twice with my cousin and a friend, cuz Zeki's a little bitch who only likes ORC.

Originally Posted by BlueScrote Dark Souls has a story besides "Shit's dead, yo"?

This.

Originally Posted by corrosivefrost Because everyone had become hollow/undead and the light was dying out? "Many years later, however, the flames supporting the Age of Fire are fading. Along with this, humans become afflicted by a mysterious mark known as the Darksign, which brands them as nigh-immortal but decrepit-looking beings known as "Undead." Some Undead become insanely violent and are referred to "Hollow."" It's not like it's an MGS game, man.

It was just curiosity, thank you.

Originally Posted by GUNNM It was just curiosity, thank you.

No worries.

It's about the same as the story in Demon's Souls, which you probably never played.
Some sort of thing turning people undead/hollow.
You can't die to the point of ceasing to exist... you always regenerate somewhere because of the undead/hollow stuff.
You're some sort of chosen warrior who is given the opportunity to change the course of the world and end the undead/hollow business.

There's a ton of backstory if you end up wanting to figure out all that stuff. The easiest things to do would be to look at a dark souls wiki, particularly for the character you're interested in knowing about -- if you do this enough, you'll get to know the details of what happened prior to the game starting (though it has no effect on why you're doing it, per se.).

If you look up Lord Gwyn, there's a decent synopsis that fills some of it in. It's a good place to start:
http://darksouls.wikidot.com/gwyn-lord-of-cinder

Beware of spoilers, if you care.

I knew about the ending stuff I think I saw arturo sanchez playing this game a while back and he was at the end already and no I haven't played demon souls unless it comes to xbox any time soon. :>

Emo dante is always in pain inside though.

I wish I didn't spend 30k souls on firestorm.

lol 30k souls...

You haven't seen anything yet. I've lost/spent into the millions of souls, multiple times :P

Wait til he can buy boss armor...

Losing Humanity was much worse that losing souls.

Originally Posted by corrosivefrost Wait til he can buy boss armor...

I have almost maxed out elite armor even if it is weaker in terms of defense I still prefer that look, I'm putting more into strength to use a better shield than that stamina shield though. I've just been going around collecting every pyro spell I can find. I'm liking giant fireball and firestorm is alright but takes so long to use

Originally Posted by j-cart Losing Humanity was much worse that losing souls.

I feel the same

Don't GUNNM, it may not be me, but someone will backstab you when you have 99 humanity.

Also Hank, more news about your favorite show Teen Mom!

Originally Posted by j-cart Don't GUNNM, it may not be me, but someone will backstab you when you have 99 humanity. Also Hank, more news about your favorite show Teen Mom!

lol What a dumb slut. Let's be honest here the real victims are the poor kids that get to grow up around that goddamn trainwreck.

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Bitch has a YOLO tattoo. Seriously.

Originally Posted by hankmecrankme Bitch has a YOLO tattoo. Seriously.

Check her inner lip, I bet it says "swag".


BTW SCR has been happening today:

http://www.twitch.tv/leveluplive

Originally Posted by j-cart Losing Humanity was much worse that losing souls.

Yes, though if it was late game, there were a couple of spots where you could farm humanity pretty easily.

Originally Posted by GUNNM I have almost maxed out elite armor even if it is weaker in terms of defense I still prefer that look, I'm putting more into strength to use a better shield than that stamina shield though. I've just been going around collecting every pyro spell I can find. I'm liking giant fireball and firestorm is alright but takes so long to use I feel the same

Pyromancy was the shit even more so before the patch. I never cared much for the "choas" spells, but great fireball, fireorb, combustion were all clutch. Iron Flesh used to be too.

As for armor, I was quite partial to Ornstein's set. Though now when I see him I can't help but think of that douchebag Jamie Lannister.

Originally Posted by j-cart Check her inner lip, I bet it says "swag".

On her face or her vagina? I wouldn't be surprised with either.

Pyromancy is awesome at the lowbies, but after SL 120 it just doesn't scale well.