Gow has had co op since the first one silly ^___^

I don't believe you. PS2 couldn't handle that.


Would have had a lot of slowdown.

Originally Posted by The Crotch Not even the Incredible Floating Mans? Dayumn. I know it's been patched since release, but that's pretty encouraging.

I haven't seen bugs you posted. I did have one of my soldiers suspended in the air as they tossed a nade at some aliens.

But so far nothing major.

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Hank's slideshow doesn't even have all the bugs I encountered, as I wasn't able to screencap everything. The chrysalid attacking a civilian through a wall was ing bullshit, man.

Originally Posted by The Crotch Hank's slideshow doesn't even have all the bugs I encountered, as I wasn't able to screencap everything. The chrysalid attacking a civilian through a wall was ing bullshit, man.

Dat unreal engine!

Originally Posted by panzerfaust fully realistic games would be awful, just how hollywood movies would suck if james bond got hit in the face by one of those stray bullets in a car chase. people complain about this sort of shit but don't seem to realize what they're asking for.

Don't want realistic games, just want games that incorporate their story into the mechanics. SR3 knows exactly what it is and it doesn't give a and lets you do whatever the you want. GTIV knew what it wanted to be, but didn't want to change it's fundamentals, and it's kind of stupid because of it.

If we want this medium to continue to be a piece of shit for storytelling, than let's keep it that way. Let's not tell Lara Croft stories and just keep telling Nathan Drake stories. It's the same game anyways.

I like Nathan Drake stories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e2JwQMs13g

I'm just saying Nathan Drake is a better character and easier to relate to for me than Lara Croft is.


Besides, trapped on an island is a boring overtold story. The Uncharted games have more to them than that.

Is he only trapped on an island in the first one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EA8g4-vEAQ

Originally Posted by Indignate Is he only trapped on an island in the first one?

He isn't trapped. He chooses to be there.

Why haven't you talked about Castlevania yet? Everybody's waiting.

I already did.

Originally Posted by Indignate Don't want realistic games, just want games that incorporate their story into the mechanics. SR3 knows exactly what it is and it doesn't give a and lets you do whatever the you want. GTIV knew what it wanted to be, but didn't want to change it's fundamentals, and it's kind of stupid because of it. If we want this medium to continue to be a piece of shit for storytelling, than let's keep it that way. Let's not tell Lara Croft stories and just keep telling Nathan Drake stories. It's the same game anyways.

I agree with you, it just depends on the goals of the game, like you pointing out with SR3 versus GTA. Uncharted is certainly more stylized and cartoon like than Tomb Raider, so while it doesn't handle the uncanny valley all that gracefully, you can give it some wiggle room since it's basically gaming's answer to a popcorn flick. I doubt The Last of Us will be as ridiculous as a typical Naughty Dog adventure, and they'll be more careful about this sort of thing with it.

Originally Posted by The Crotch Hank's slideshow doesn't even have all the bugs I encountered, as I wasn't able to screencap everything. The chrysalid attacking a civilian through a wall was ing bullshit, man.

You rang?

Originally Posted by whoknows I already did.

Oh, I don't really read your post so...

Pretty sure Battletanx has the best video game story
David Cage needs to spend some time with battletanx
and use polygons to convey emotions

emotion emotions emotions emotions emotions

david cage is the savior of the video game industry

Who the hell is David Cage? Is he Johnny's brother or something [/dad joke]

...

Oh!

Like Johnny Cage.

I got it.