We all have those moments, when we accidentally inflict pain on ourselves through some stupid and probably avoidable circumstance. Maybe it's stepping on a Lego, or having our game shelf fall on us, or any number of dumb and ridiculous ways. I thought we all needed a place to vent, and share our horror stories with the world. Chances are looking back could be a good laugh, and they're sure to amuse those fortunate enough to not be a part of it. It's stupid, yes, but here it is nonetheless.

So I'll start: today while working out I was doing deadlifts. I workout at home, and only have dumbells, so I have to be more controlled in my movements to keep the weight from sliding inward or outward my legs. Well I wasn't so careful today, and the two outer plates came together on my manhood. Needless to say, this was not very pleasant, and has reinstated the notion that form is everything.

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Hahahahahahahaha.

*looks around*

I have done the same thing. Really any times you hit your spheres on accident makes you curse life and hate yourself for being an idiot. Same when you bite your finger while eating.

Ouch

I bit my inner cheek while eating today.

Originally Posted by keithp I bit my inner cheek while eating today.

I hate it when this happens.

One of my guitars snapped a string this morning. Normally, this wouldn't be such a big deal, but the string snapped and somehow whacked my finger, stabbing it momentarily. No different than getting pricked by a needle, but still, blood was shed in the name of rock and roll.

Originally Posted by blindinglights I hate it when this happens.

I hate that it swells up, so you bite it more, and it scabs over but continues to swell, so you KEEP BITING IT, AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL, JUST MOVING YOUR MOUTH HURTS, ZOMBIE FUCKSHITTING CHRIST.

Originally Posted by FlyingAce39 One of my guitars snapped a string this morning. Normally, this wouldn't be such a big deal, but the string snapped and somehow whacked my finger, stabbing it momentarily. No different than getting pricked by a needle, but still, blood was shed in the name of rock and roll.

I've had that happen. I'm always nervous when putting new ones on that they're going to snap off into my face

Originally Posted by MrNinjaSquirrel I've had that happen. I'm always nervous when putting new ones on that they're going to snap off into my face

Putting the strings on mine is usually pretty straight up, but I do also worry about it. I usually tighten them up slowly, just in case.

Originally Posted by Strell I hate that it swells up, so you bite it more, and it scabs over but continues to swell, so you KEEP BITING IT, AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL, JUST MOVING YOUR MOUTH HURTS, ZOMBIE FUCKSHITTING CHRIST.

That pretty much sums up my experience as well.

Originally Posted by MrNinjaSquirrel So I'll start: today while working out I was doing deadlifts. I workout at home, and only have dumbells, so I have to be more controlled in my movements to keep the weight from sliding inward or outward my legs. Well I wasn't so careful today, and the two outer plates came together on my manhood. Needless to say, this was not very pleasant, and has reinstated the notion that form is everything.

I only use dumbbells too - but they are the fixed weight kind, so safe on that front.

Originally Posted by Strell I hate that it swells up, so you bite it more, and it scabs over but continues to swell, so you KEEP BITING IT, AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL, JUST MOVING YOUR MOUTH HURTS, ZOMBIE FUCKSHITTING CHRIST.

You get scabs in your mouth?

I've smashed my dick with the under-sink cabinet door in my bathroom more times than I care to admit. Now that hurts.

Couldn't get my Genesis to power on when I was about 10, so I decided to blow on the power cord.

While it was still plugged into the wall. I saw the electricity arc from the end of the adapter to my tongue.

Originally Posted by JJSP Couldn't get my Genesis to power on when I was about 10, so I decided to blow on the power cord. While it was still plugged into the wall. I saw the electricity arc from the end of the adapter to my tongue.

Neat! Did it give you any superhuman powers?

If I'm walking around without shows in my warm up pants with zippers at the bottom I sometimes step on them when zipped all the way down and it hurts like a bastard.


Also, every other time I take a dumb my legs fall asleep (icve named it zombie legs) and then I have to walk like the zombies on The Walking Dead till the feeling comes back.

Anytime you catch your dick while zippering your pants. You'd think once would be more than enough to learn.

Originally Posted by keithp Neat! Did it give you any superhuman powers?

I can taste colors now.

Also, I nearly bit my bottom lip off while climbing up one of those kiddie pool slides on my hands and knees when I was four. Legs slid out from under me, chin hit the plastic, and bingo - matching scars on the inside of my bottom lip. Another 1/8" or so and I'd have gone clean through.

Originally Posted by mitch079 Anytime you catch your dick while zippering your pants. You'd think once would be more than enough to learn.

This x100.

Wicked paper cut going through my tax documents.