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Sorry javeryh et al: Jessica Alba is MARRIED

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Old 05-20-2008, 04:57 PM   #1
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Sorry javeryh et al: Jessica Alba is MARRIED
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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and her babydaddy, Cashole Warren, quietly wed on Monday.

The pair are expecting their first child together.
I'm not sure how many of you were still interested after the whole MILF thing, but knowing CAG, I'm sure it's a lot of you. Sorry guys. :(
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:19 PM   #2
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:26 PM   #3
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And before anyone asks, no I hadn't heard that before.
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:28 PM   #4
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I'm not sure how many of you were still interested after the whole MILF thing, but knowing CAG, I'm sure it's a lot of you.

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Old 05-20-2008, 05:30 PM   #5
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I'm honored. Honestly didn't think it was all that clever/funny, but I greatly appreciate it.
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:31 PM   #6
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I'm honored. Honestly didn't think it was all that clever/funny, but I greatly appreciate it.
There's just something about the tone... and it's total truthfulness that gets me.
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:41 PM   #7
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Who the marries someone named Cash? I mean...really?! Ughhh.
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:41 PM   #8
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It would be so weird having a hot celebrity mom. When you grow up and find all the old hot pics of her, it would just seem weird. Especially if somebody you knew saw them and wouldn't shut up about how hot she was.
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Who the marries someone named Cash? I mean...really?! Ughhh.
It's a combination of cash and asshole, cashole.
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:42 PM   #10
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Conversely, if you're a girl and you knew your mom was probably always gonna be way hotter than you could ever hope to be...life would just suck.
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:56 PM   #11
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It would be so weird having a hot celebrity mom. When you grow up and find all the old hot pics of her, it would just seem weird. Especially if somebody you knew saw them and wouldn't shut up about how hot she was.
"Now your dad's actually going for it in your room."
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:01 PM   #12
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"Now your dad's actually going for it in your room."
"Shut up, Ted."
"Your step-mom is cute, though."
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"Remember when I asked her to the prom?"
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One of the funniest things about both Bill & Ted movies were their ed up families.
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:30 PM   #13
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Didn't Derek Jeter give her (and all those other young starlets he tapped) herpes?
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:02 PM   #14
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Didn't Derek Jeter give her (and all those other young starlets he tapped) herpes?
Rumored, yes.

More info: http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-mo...ding-details-2

Shotgun wedding!!!
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