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Brothers and sisters of cheap ass gamer,

It has been brought to my attention of an uprising! This uprising is that in support of Wombat, the CO-host to the splendiferous Cheapy D.

Now let me ask, how can a co-host have such a following, as well as make some many ridiculous demands? Did Cheapy not create this forum that you read today for us? Was it not Cheapy who gave birth to the Cag cast? Who lets you know the newest and weirdest from japan? Who has allowed you to go into debt buying so many games for cheap you would of normally not of bought? Is it wombat, NAY, ITS CHEAPY D.

Cheapy has put his heart and soul into this for US. And what, are we going to let a Co host walk all over him and demand free items? To that I shake my head with a resounding No.

How can we let someone as wombat who has done so little claim he deserves so much!

So to counter act this I want to form the Cheapy Assembly Guard, Or CAG for short. ( Hey he already has cag shirts, two birds one stone, come on its cheaper..)

The proposal is simple:
-- To show our appreciation of Cheapy D and all the cheap game goodness he has bestowed upon us.
-- To keep up anti-Wombatism and prolong his quest to be acknowledges as a journalist.
-- To help delay Wombat's position as a legitimate voice in video game journalism.
-- To be free to drink Coolish whenever temperatures bring a trickle of sweat upon your brow.
--And the freedom to go hairless any day you well please.

Our list of demands is clearer than this WLA:
-- We demand the right to choose games by the approval of a wife or a female who has power over your actions.
-- We demand recognition of the authenticity of who the real Cag Champion is, Cheapy D.
-- We demand that this transmission be read on the next CAGcast.
-- We demand that Wombat send CheapyD some cool New York-only trinkets.
-- We demand that Cheapy gets every gaming celebrities XBL tag so he can enjoy some gaming happiness and rub it in our faces.
-- And more importantly, we demand that game publishers send free review copies of every Mary Kate and Ashley game to Wombat NOW!

So stand up. Bald your Avatars and Sigs, don’t let wombat gain anyground.




“The Wombat is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. Alone, a symbol is meaningless, but with enough people, removing a wombat can change the world.” -V

By visiting his site and using CAG links aren't we supporting him?

viva la wombat

And pancake hats for everyone!

Okay, I missed something. What the hell's going on?

Originally Posted by Scorch Okay, I missed something. What the hell's going on?

CAG is slowly turning into gamefaqs.

Originally Posted by Scorch Okay, I missed something. What the hell's going on?

Revolution, people are revolting, and many innocent people are dying.

I vote everyone puts pancakes on their avatars rather than bandanas and... baldness.

Originally Posted by sevdustflyer CAG is slowly turning into gamefaqs.

Ok mr sevdustflyer... I have brought out a treat... now stare into the eyes...

He wants you to join cheapy... You know he does...

And yes Graystone... a revoloution begins... lines are drawn... and i love pie

Originally Posted by Scorch Okay, I missed something. What the hell's going on?

I have no ing idea either, dude.

If there is a war and some of you die, can you ship me your games and movies?

Originally Posted by sevdustflyer And pancake hats for everyone!

I don't think you could join this guild either. You're rabbit will have to be bald. which means lose the pancake.

Originally Posted by sevdustflyer CAG is slowly turning into gamefaqs.

Nah were just having bored fun.

I'm for Cheapy! ^_^

NOW this has gone too far.

Viva la CheapyD!

Originally Posted by Saucy Jack I have no ing idea either, dude. If there is a war and some of you die, can you ship me your games and movies?

I hope you're meaning before they go into battle or you may be disappointed.

Originally Posted by Graystone I don't think you could join this guild either. You're rabbit will have to be bald. which means lose the pancake.

the rabbit could be bald beneath the hat, could it not?

Originally Posted by FriskyTanuki I hope you're meaning before they go into battle or you may be disappointed.

I hope you're for Cheapy you REPUBLICAN Vampire you! Bring Goldwater back from the dead and vote for him!
Sorry I couldn't resist making the snipe towards Republicans and Democrats need it as well.

I'll tell ya what.....I'm going Green Party. JimmieMac FTW!

Originally Posted by pimpinc333 I'll tell ya what.....I'm going Green Party. JimmieMac FTW!

You know, that now you said that someone is probably going to do that, right?

WTF is JimmieMac so famous? Someone honestly explain it to me.

Originally Posted by Sarang01 WTF is JimmieMac so famous? Someone honestly explain it to me.

He's the ing biggest icon in professional gaming. If you don't already know that then it's your own fault.