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As I mentioned on one of the CAGcasts, the Japanese Nintendo DS manual sure has a lot of warnings...9 pages of them to be exact.
Since I can't read Japanese too well, I figured I'd just give it my best guess:



While a fire looks like a good place to store your Nintendo DS, you may want to consider one of the officially licensed Nintendo cases.


If you see this, you have awoken the Genie of the DS!
He's probably pissed off that we made him manufacture these in China for 10 cents an hour. Run away!



The DS's power cord is too short to be used as effective nunchucks. Instead, Nintendo recommends attaching the DS the the handle of a katana.



If you DS gets thirsty, be sure to use a straw. He's a sloppy motherer.



Playing the DS while driving is distracting.
You may find yourself doing odd things like driving on the wrong side of the car.



Be sure to keep your DS in close reach of your children.
You wouldn't want your kids straining themselves when they want to play Animal Crossing or take a piss on your DS.



Be sure to use 2 DSs' when attempting to rollerskate.
Using one is just stupid.



If your are going to throw your DS out the window, make sure pick a suitable target like your friends' head.
Pretty much anything other than the sidewalk will do.



While the DS stylus is tasty, its a much better fit up your nose, or even better, inside your eyelid.



Don't try to bed the DS without taking it out for an expensive meal. Its not a slut like the PSP.



Putting only one DS in your back pocket will make your ass look really weird. Go with two for that Jennifer Lopez look.



Pushing your fingers through the DS will likely give you some kind of super-human powers ala Electro.
Do not do so unless you can handle the responsibility.

BWAHAHAH classic

ha, great comments.

Let this be a lesson to those who point the fingers at the United States for being unnecessarily redundant (such as putting "Warning: Hot" notices on coffee cups).

9 pages of redundant, even.

And I thought America had too many warning lables...

Originally Posted by Ecofreak And I thought America had too many warning lables...

Exactly what I was thinking..

Something tells me Cheapy put a little of his own cheapy magic into this thread.

HAHAHA that is awesome.

Joystiq'd!

http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000280071605/

Lawl!

funny captions

Originally Posted by CheapyD Don't try to bed the DS without taking it out for an expensive meal. Its not a slut like the PSP. Pushing your fingers through the DS will likely give you some kind of super-human powers ala Electro. Do not do so unless you can handle the responsibility.

Those two are my favorite. The Spider-Man reference is great.

I remember all the warning labels my GBA had when I imported it, do Japanese people actually do all the things pictured?

Roffle!

Awesome. I remember when I got my first PS, there was a similar "do not do" list that had a anthropomorphic PS doing things like taking a shower or shooting electricity at kids(I think).

A little OT but do you have a DS yet Cheapy?

Thanks Cheapy, I needed a good laugh.

Sweet Captions!