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As detailed in CAG Foreplay Podcast #40, CAG Squeedom49 was kind enough to donate a download code for the Call of Duty 4 Variety Map Pack for the Xbox 360.

Listen to the show for details on how to win (or just copy the trend that you see forming of those that actually listened)! Winner will be announced on the next CAG Foreplay. One winner will be chosen at random.

Good luck everyone and thanks again to CAG Squeedom49!

Thermal Vision

Fear'd Up - Cause nearby enemies to see false images of you materializing from their surroundings

Thousand Yard Stare

Who needs scopes & binoculars?

Mooning...because it would scare the other team away?!

Barrel Roll, to dodge those pesky bullets.

Yelling Loud. Or high pitched as seems to be everyone elses stategy on Xbox live.

The Monologue

Forces the other player to listen to a short monologue from Carrot Top

One Hit Wonder

Take unlimited bullets from enemies but take only one shot to dispatch them.


When I play I sometimes feel like everyone has this

Body armor: all shots to the chest do minor damage.

The Boot - grants the ability to roundhouse kick someone (like Chuck Norris or Condemned 2) and then they literally get booted from the game after being humiliated by this super move and watching it on the death cam.

Seeing how there isn't even an ability to use your feet as a weapon normally in the game, this would be embarrassing. Oh and the move would be hard to carry out making its execution that much sweeter.

I see it now...
Player 1: "What's the shape of Italy?"
Player 2: "Huh?"
Player 1: "I said, what's the shape of Italy?!"
Player 2: "Oh... the boot."
Player 1: *kick*
Player 2: *gets booted from game*

On fire: They are actually on fire.

Camping Out........ Ability to create your own single-person, lightly-armored sniper post anywhere you like. Deep penetration can fire bullets through it (others would have to snipe through the window) and gernades are instant death.

-OR-

Pitfalls...... The ability to dig a pitfall that looks only slightly different from the other terrain....... when an enemy falls in they would have to climb the ladder out which makes them vulnerable to attacks...... pitfalls would take about the same amount of time to be set as it takes to capture a point in domination

50 Cent - Play bad rap music to confuse and irritate every other player

Vengeful Spirit: You come back as a ghost in order to get revenge on whoever killed you. You don't get a point for it, but you kill that bastard who camp-killed you with the knife.

Gassy Pants - Murkier than a smoke grenade, more stunning than a stun grenade.

WMD- For when the helicopter isnt cutting it, call in the big one!

OK, I have a few:

"Goin' Solid": The ability to disguise oneself as a crate or barrel. You can't attack in this pose, but can wait for the right chance...

"Suicide Bomber": Kinda like the Martyrdom perk, but instead you can run up to someone and detonate your C-4 (you have to be carrying C-4) on command, killing yourself and everyone around. If you don't use it before you die, it also acts like the aforementioned Martyrdom Perk, but instantly on the point of death. As a bonus, if you have any grenades, RPGs, etc, there is a chance that they will be added to the explosion. This should have a far greater splash radius than a grenade.

"Pin Pal": An alternative to the knife attack, and triggers the same way. Removes the pin from your enemy's grenade. Then you run away and they explode, and you laugh, and laugh. Note that if they have no grenade, your attack is harmless. Also, it replaces your knife. Gotta have a little balance.

Ninja - Can move silently, do a double jump, but all weapons are replaced with traditional ninja weapons, i.e katana, ninja star, caltrops...

Chuck Norris- instead of knifing people you do Roundhouse kicks. You can't die and you wear tight jeans.