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As detailed in CAG Foreplay Podcast #42, CAG Phil was kind enough to donate Turning Point: Fall of Liberty for the Xbox 360.

Listen to the show for details on how to win (or just copy the trend that you see forming of those that actually listened)! Winner will be announced on the next CAG Foreplay. One winner will be chosen at random.

Good luck everyone and thanks again to CAG Phil!

How about a crossover title?

Perfect Duke:
Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark) is a down on her luck secret agent who has been reduced to working as a dancer in a club. She befriends one of the club's regular patrons Duke Nukem. When alliens attack, the two must team up to save the day.

Imagine Prostitutez:

We showed little girls how to make clothes, take care of babies, and making me a sandwich. Now with all the GTA hype we can't let this one go away. Instead of playing as Niko you get to walk the streets of Liberty City in hoping to become the next D.C. Madame!

Adventures of Sleep-Man

Travel on a journey across the Earth as Sleep-Man to help animals sleep. With the buzz of the city streets and construction animals are now unable to rest as they used to, Sleep-Man sees this danger and takes action into his own hands. With his powers to enter the animals mind and penetrate deep into the brain to allow it to enter a sleep state.

Fallout: Barbie Dream Castle

In 1952, tesnsions between the countries Mattelia and Mylittleponia exploded into an all out nuclear conflagration. 100 years later, the descendants of the survivors emerge from their pink plastic castle in search of fresh plastic to keep their civilization going. Explore 100's of square feet of devestated playroom, bathroom, and kitchen in your convertible pink corvette. Just beware...the land is more dangerous than ever with:
Roaming Militant GIJoe's
Giant mutant dogs (with sharp teeths!)
Robots that transform into cars

Can you save the playroom from the invading multi-hued pony army?

And remember...Ken's lack of "features" isn't a mutation. He was just molded like that.

Organizer

Your a newly hired mail room worker and you have to work your way up in the company. Organize mail by importance and deliver it efficiently. Watch out for that anthrax.

Chosen@Random:

If it's chosen at random then it dosen't matter what I type! w00t!

Rock Band Manager.

Land a lucrative record deal for your bands, work with concert promoters and plan tour arrangements, fight off waves of paparazzi, and cover up the front man's drug habits!

Grand Theft Asians

Sales Pitch: You're an asian dude who is tired of seeing white dudes take your woman so you decide on a plan on getting revenge on them by going after white chicks. This features GTA city roams as well as career opportunities and some jobs that you can't get into because some people are racist. You could join clubs and bars to improve your dance skills. As you make out with more white chicks then you with more kharma points and white dudes will gradually get more pissed off at you. There is a meter for their anger buildup, once that snaps then you will engage in a phoenix wright verbal duel with cursing and trash talking. If you piss them off enough then them will attack you with all weapons in their possessions. I.E. You could get up run over by a car (covette, honda civic, truck). You could pay them off by write them checks and chose to fight them up with kung fu. Evently, you could win enough karma points to challenge that particular white dude that is dating the chick you absolutely in love with. Or so you think.
Special Note: Newer emotion engine and facial features: Some dude's models have veins that relieve themselves the more then get pissed off. Other face turn red. Booze mode = You character loses control via consumption of alcohol and other NPC also. Your character move wabbly and you vomit and urinate uncontrollablely. You blackout and wakeup in a strange place.

DC vs MK

Think of the possibility of finally getting to use your favorite MK character and rip the spine out of Aquaman. Or finally get the chance to see who would win Batman or Jade. Think of the potential!

Wait a second, damn it.

Oil Company Tycoon:

You don't do anything you just watch your score keep going up for absolutely no discernable reason.

mine is called ImmigrantZ

you train your little immigrant to run, jump fences, speak broken english, and eventually stand in front of a Home Depot and ask for work. Work is handled in the form of minigames. The DS version will allow you to use the touchscreen, and the wii version will allow you to use" real motion" to finish the games. Think about all the fun you will have "simulating" hammerring, ditch digging, and everyones favorite, cleaning dishes. The action will be broken up randomly by a minigame called " La Migra" in which youre little immigrant has to run and avoid capture, or its a game over by pressing the correct buttons on screen. It will feature online multiplayer, and will be released on all systems to date. I personally cant wait for the Virtual Boy version. We are hoping to ship right along Duke Nukem Forever, so its coming pretty soon.

ALF & PETA's African/Alaskan Safari

Instead of sniping endangered animals, you snipe at poachers & hunters. You can then take pics of his body in candid poses and upload your funniest ones to xboxlive for points and vote on the funniest in the leaderboard.

web designer: zombie rampage

You left your textbook on writing HTML code in your car which is surrounded by zombies.
You must get the textbook in order to send an S.O.S via your own personal website.

Killer tomatoes: revenge of the paste.

You had previously slaughtered a bunch of killer tomatoes and made a little profit off Heinz.

Little did you know, the past would cause havoc on people and their intestinal tract!! You must go around the city, collecting all the cans you can and handing out explosive ex-lax....before...its...too....late! dundunDUN!

Rated M for mature.

360 Exclusive

Weatherman Hero. Using a rolled up piece of cheap felt chroma-key (green on onside blue on the other) screen. You stand in front of either your PS3 EYE or Xbox Live Vision Cam and point to inclimate weather sequences as they pop-up. You have to fight occasional weather elements like thunderstorms, hail, and monsoons.

This would be combined with a DDR pad or joystick for some added quick-time events (I ING LOVE THOSE) where you defend your career against a busty young blonde intern, who's boning half the news desk.

There would also be two obligatory escort missions. The first where you would guide a tiny rainstorm through some high-pressure cells and winds to a drought stricken town. Next would be you fending-off a series of micro-bursts and lightning strikes from a small turbo-prop full of Peace Corp. workers heading to Haiti. The last battle would be a boss fight with a tornado in a trailer park.

I already have a name for the sequels- Weatherman Hero II: Super Cells and Weatherman Hero III: Color 3d Doppler and it would finally fizzle out with Weatherman IV: Legends of climatology- Al Roker Vs. Willard Scott .





This made me LOL:

Originally Posted by sleazyMoney mine is called ImmigrantZ you train your little immigrant to run, jump fences, speak broken english, and eventually stand in front of a Home Depot and ask for work. Work is handled in the form of minigames. The DS version will allow you to use the touchscreen, and the wii version will allow you to use" real motion" to finish the games. Think about all the fun you will have "simulating" hammerring, ditch digging, and everyones favorite, cleaning dishes. The action will be broken up randomly by a minigame called " La Migra" in which youre little immigrant has to run and avoid capture, or its a game over by pressing the correct buttons on screen. It will feature online multiplayer, and will be released on all systems to date. I personally cant wait for the Virtual Boy version. We are hoping to ship right along Duke Nukem Forever, so its coming pretty soon.

How about a realistic golf game. You whiff it quite a bit and the times you do make contact it goes out of bounds or ends up on the wrong hole. Clubs will be in the water by the 3rd hole. 19th hole achievement? Rated M for strong language and alcohol use.

So you start off picking your job, house, car etc. Thinking all is well...

Then you pick your girl/boy and go off to marriage...

Next thing you know, your doing mini games to try and get the wife to give it up once in a blue moon, try to balance your check book while your significant other wastes ungodly amounts of money on pure crap that you dont need, give advice to your kids that wont listen and grow up to hate you no matter how much you love them, fight with the neighbors about their dog barking all night, punch out your daughters boyfriend for just being a punk, stomach your in-laws tuna casserole and manage not to puke all the while hearing about how your stoner brother-in-law just got out of jail but he's a good guy...really.

You'd also have to make it through maze-like mini-games that get you through Thanksgiving and Christmas...maybe Birthdays and Valentine's day as well...although those would be shown to you only once (Birthday's) and if you dont remember the dates or write them down you'd automatically lose the games as you'd receive hell for missing those dates...

Magez
You raise a baby to learn the power of a mage. Although, you have no powers. So you get to see your baby pull off all these sweet moves but you get...nothing. So essentially you raise a normal baby, and then die by their own fireball at the end.

D.C. VS. M.K. VS. Fraggle Rock