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If your duck does not win, you can always sell him to a decent CHinese food place. They pay top dollar for quality duck. Don't get offended, it's just smart to always have a plan B.

It would only be fun if the ducks had disabilities. One is missing a leg, its swimming in circles, another one is blind , bumping into the other ducks.

Originally Posted by KurtCobain It would only be fun if the ducks had disabilities. One is missing a leg, its swimming in circles, another one is blind , bumping into the other ducks.

You are a sick man.

A sick, twisted, genius of a man. That is the most brilliant idea I have ever heard.

Originally Posted by Tromack You are a sick man. A sick, twisted, genius of a man. That is the most brilliant idea I have ever heard.

lol,that would be funny to see,though i might feel a little bad for those disabled ducks. also,good luck on winning.

Originally Posted by kaji7p56 If your duck does not win, you can always sell him to a decent CHinese food place. They pay top dollar for quality duck. Don't get offended, it's just smart to always have a plan B.

MMmmmmmm-MMMMMM! *wants to eat one of the contestants, sex with one of the contestants beforehand not necessary*

Originally Posted by WhipSmartBanky Then you gotta barbeque it and eat it.

Thanks, I had a shitty day having to work all night instead of go out and have a life, so I needed that laugh.

Originally Posted by KurtCobain It would only be fun if the ducks had disabilities. One is missing a leg, its swimming in circles, another one is blind , bumping into the other ducks.

If they give gold medals to "spase peepole" for that sort of thing, why not ducks too?

If your duck loses can I eat him.....what I like duck it kinda tastes like chicken

I really want to find out if the OP won the duck race.

I once drove though a town in Kansas during some festival. It was around midnight, but every mother er who lived there was doing the goddamn chicken dance in the streets.

Originally Posted by sblymnlcrymnl I once drove though a town in Kansas during some festival. It was around midnight, but every mother shaq-fuer who lived there was doing the goddamn chicken dance in the streets.

Thats really wierd.

I didn't know there were Mexican Ducks. Or that people race them. *scratches head*

Oh well, good luck.

if he doesnt post tomorrow on this thread we all assume the bottle rockets didnt go to well.

Anybody ever seen the ducks at the Peabody hotel in Orlando Florida? The building has silver silhouettes of ducks after the name on the top of the high rise. There this family of ducks that lives in the penthouse suite. They are brought down a few times a day by a doorman in the main elevator, parade through the main hallway of the lobby and swim in the central fountain for 15-20 minutes. Then pack it all up and go back to the elevator and the doorman takes them back up to the penthouse. Funniest godamn thing i've ever seen. It's like they're running the show.

http://www.demingduckrace.com/

Not his race...it still boggles the mind that a frigging duck race would have its own website.

Originally Posted by WhipSmartBanky If they give gold medals to "spase peepole" for that sort of thing, why not ducks too?

Ironically enough...the first result in the Google search for the words "duck race new hampshire" was Special Olympics New Hampshire...

Here's hoping that Felipe has won (or will win) the race. Go, mighty duck!

Originally Posted by sblymnlcrymnl I once drove though a town in Kansas during some festival. It was around midnight, but every mother shaq-fuer who lived there was doing the goddamn chicken dance in the streets.

Freaky....

Good luck winning the race! Remember to split the 1,000 with us, alright? :wink:

Bump. I NEED to know if Felipe the Mexican duck was able to win the race

Originally Posted by crazytalkx Bump. I NEED to know if Felipe the Mexican duck was able to win the race

Same.

Felipe! Felipe! Felipe!

check this...
http://www.ken-duckyderby.org/

the kenducky derby

Hopefully they're still out celebrating Felipe's victory.

Felipe: "Uno mas drinks all around para mi. Esta noché, mi llamo King de la Ducks!"

Felipé will be my favorite duck if he wins, so I need to know!