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Update: All done.

Update:
Tonight (3/14), at some point between 8pm and 2am, CAG will be offline for 15-30 minutes as we move to our new server. It is not necessary to pack your bags.



Before


After


Notice how the guy in the"After" picture has more limbs than a normal person, therefore rendering him much more effective at processing all the cheap assness of CAG.

The humanoid multiped will arrive in a week or so, but you should notice some speed increase soon as we are adding more memory today or tomorrow.

Huzzah! Faster and better boards!

*kisses Cheapy's feet*

Hey Cheapy can I please ask you a question?

Originally Posted by webcamjenna Hey Cheapy can I please ask you a question?

Is this the question?

No, I wanted to ask if your GOD?

Originally Posted by webcamjenna No, I wanted to ask if your GOD?

No, just a man. A tall, white, cheap man.

Originally Posted by CheapyD No, just a man. A tall, white, cheap man.

Damn Cheapy, you should write catch phrases for blockbuster action movies!

Cool-io! Damn, you keep making this place better and better. \/

CheapyD rules =D>

faster? maybe its just me, but i almost never notice any slowness to this site.

Originally Posted by godhatesjustyou faster? maybe its just me, but i almost never notice any slowness to this site.

This site is going to be so damn fast that Cheapy will be able to post a deal before the stores even consider having said deal!

P.S. 300 posts.

Originally Posted by godhatesjustyou faster? maybe its just me, but i almost never notice any slowness to this site.

Me neither... but faster is always better. The key question, is the new server cheaper?

Originally Posted by CheapyD No, just a man. A tall, white, cheap man.

You forgot bald. Ah, I'm just jerkin' your chain. But seriously, that will kick so much ass, probably due to the exta legs on said humanoid.

Originally Posted by st0neface You forgot bald. Ah, I'm just jerkin' your chain. But seriously, that will kick so much ass, probably due to the exta legs on said humanoid.

Yeah, i realized that after I posted it.

Originally Posted by msdmoney Me neither... but faster is always better. The key question, is the new server cheaper?

I am glad you haven't noticed it, but there are times when the server crawls. Like this time:
Most CAGs ever online was 228 on 08 Mar 2004 06:48 pm

He will be able to do it. We have the technology.
We can make it bigger, faster, stronger and more robust.

*Cue the corny six million dollar man sound effects*

Red Balls, cocaine in a can baby!

Anyways, this sounds great, but I also have not really noticed any slow-down on here...though earlier I wasn't able to get on the site.

Sounds GREAT Cheapy!

Just make sure it doesn't put you in a position where you have to consider lots of ads or selling part of the site to pay for the new server. :wink:

I wonder if you were planning this or took my suggestion in the CAG news thread. (I'd like to think it was the latter cause it makes me feel important.)

Is that hamster wearing a sweat band? Didn't know they made 'em that small.

Yes, yes, I notice these types of things....why? Because I'm insane...

Originally Posted by CheapyD No, just a man. A tall, white, cheap man.

I don't know about anyone else, but I am semi-divinely inspired. You are my hero. Cheapassosity personified.

Actually I been pushing CheapyD to do this for a while but after the big lag day he finally got a wakeup call.

I also plan on actually building him a super dual proc server in Sept/Oct and actually it will end up costing less yet it will be about 3 times as fast. When I build his server it will be strong enough to last through 2005...or at least we hope. Traffic here is growing and as the forums grow..so does his database. Its fairly large now but I suspect by the next holiday season he has to be prepared.

Also as a hint...me and CheapyD plan on something really really really big for CAGers here in the tri-state local area. That's all I will say.