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Maybe they can't think of a thinly veiled racist storyline for Kong?

Originally Posted by HydroX They probably have yet to debut Kong because they can't think of a name stupid enough to give her.

Pretty sure WWE Creative could come up with some racist equivalent of Jemima Jenkins™ in about 2 minutes. They're just waiting on Jim Johnston to write another guitar-wanking tune to give her.

EDIT: Alternately, they have a name and theme music for her to use, but they can't find the old Shelton Benjamin's momma outfits they have stored away in one of their 18-wheelers.

Originally Posted by HydroX Maybe it was Mistico.

Originally Posted by JP That seems more possible than Sting. Still think it's Taker though.

Well it could be Mistico since they gotta come up with a new thing for him. I heard he Can't be "Mistico"

Originally Posted by Demolition Man Sad that between the two teams in this "dance off" that Cole easily beat them.

It was a good way to waste about 5-7 minutes of tv time and make for everyone to wish for commercials.

...again?

I looked up Henry to see what he's actually done weightlifting, and he's the all–time world raw squat record holder, he squatted 953 pounds. He also deadlifted 903 pounds, but that's only the record for Super Heavyweight.

if it was Taker I think they would advertise him by name. this is a new character.

Does Khali have a learning disability or something? I think he's legitimately stupid.

That movie looks retarded.

So how many Pedigrees do y'all think HHH will do in the movie Chaperon?

Originally Posted by LoveLost So how many Pedigrees do y'all think HHH will do in the movie Chaperon?

Only one, but probably goes through at least a dozen bottles of water. Probably threatens a kid with a sledgehammer at some point.

Originally Posted by LoveLost Well it could be Mistico since they gotta come up with a new thing for him. I heard he Can't be "Mistico"

Mistico will spend at least 6 months in FCW. WWE (Vince especially) *hates* Lucha Libre style wrestling. Not the flippy shit, mind, but the lightness of the contact the wrestlers have w/ each other. If you've ever seen a genuine lucha show live, you'll know what I'm talking about in terms of the difference. Anyway, Del Rio had to learn how to WWE wrestle, Alex Koslov is learning in FCW, and Mistico will too. No way he hits the main roster before Summerslam, unless Mysterio is let go.

Originally Posted by mykevermin Mistico will spend at least 6 months in FCW. WWE (Vince especially) *hates* Lucha Libre style wrestling. Not the flippy shit, mind, but the lightness of the contact the wrestlers have w/ each other. If you've ever seen a genuine lucha show live, you'll know what I'm talking about in terms of the difference. Anyway, Del Rio had to learn how to WWE wrestle, Alex Koslov is learning in FCW, and Mistico will too. No way he hits the main roster before Summerslam, unless Mysterio is let go.

There's a good example of that you're talking about in one of his matches someone posted earlier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1HES...ure=feedu_more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To9Lx...ure=feedu_more

Ziggler and Laycool vs Edge and Kelly Kelly in a handicap match for the WHC? Who's booking this crap? Did Russo jump ship with Nash and Booker?

So is The Chaperone a comedy or drama? The trailer started out serious and then turned into downright slapstick. It looks to fail at either a comedy or drama, I'm just curious.

Morrison countering Cena's finisher? "Never" been done, Matthews?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WVrM-aX_Rg

This'll be on Botchamania.

Originally Posted by Purple Flames Vince must be having a ball Punking the IWC like this.

Of course, because he knows most of them will continue to watch week after week no matter how much they claim to hate the product. Continuing to watch crap is just enabling it.

Originally Posted by mykevermin Pretty sure WWE Creative could come up with some racist equivalent of Jemima Jenkins™ in about 2 minutes. They're just waiting on Jim Johnston to write another guitar-wanking tune to give her. EDIT: Alternately, they have a name and theme music for her to use, but they can't find the old Shelton Benjamin's momma outfits they have stored away in one of their 18-wheelers.

No, I came up with Jemima Hightower earlier, remember? It's all about the continuity, right?

I think R-Truth just blew a spot.

So Orton sees Punk while coming out and having no angle of CM running under the ring, but wrestlers don't know to watch replays of their nemesises plotting against them with backstage segments?

I seriously think Lawler wins tonight. I cannot see a way WWE would put him in an Elimination Chamber