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It's been over 5 years, and y'all are boring characters now. Story is lame. Shit's stale.

We need to Michael Bay shit up in here. More explosions, more attractive people. More excitement. More giant ass robots. You know the drill.

New members must pass the Joel test. That is, he's going to break into your house without being caught, hide a crate of dildos in your closet, and leave.

It hurts how true this is.

Originally Posted by The Crotch It's a Planescape Torment joke.

You shouldn't make references that only you get.

Originally Posted by Indignate You shouldn't make references that only you get.

That particular problem is in your power to solve.

I'm not sure if you want me to play that game or not.

You're such a tease.

I'd like to nominate Josh's girlfriend.

Originally Posted by The Crotch That particular problem is in your power to solve.

But you said you'd buy us all Planescape Torment as Christmas presents.

Goddamn liar.

. . .Or did you say Planetside 2? I don't remember.

Oh, there's more info in the OP now. And the thread title changed.

Weird.

No but srsly, Vassal tomorrow? CAH or BSG?

Originally Posted by Indignate I'm not sure if you want me to play that game or not. You're such a tease.

Didn't you say you'd tried starting it before once? Or was that some other IE game?

Originally Posted by hankmecrankme But you said you'd buy us all Planescape Torment as Christmas presents. Goddamn liar. . . .Or did you say Planetside 2? I don't remember.

That wouldn't be fair to Frost, who refuses to play anything not sold via Steam.

Originally Posted by Indignate Oh, there's more info in the OP now. And the thread title changed. Weird.

The only thing that's changed is you.

And Zacky, RIP. Choked to death while trying to eat 3 Big Macs at once.

Poor Zacky, he was like a candle in the wind. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoOhnrjdYOc

Wait, if we reboot, does that mean he starts posting again?

Originally Posted by The Crotch No but srsly, Vassal tomorrow? CAH or BSG?

I'll do the first, but probably not the second.

Originally Posted by The Crotch Didn't you say you'd tried starting it before once? Or was that some other IE game?

Baldur's Gate.

The first Baldur's Gate is... Well, as Bioware's first-ever RPG and second-ever game, it was pretty ing amazing. But it aged terribly, whereas the other IE games just aged poorly.

Yes panzerfaust, I know what you think about games "aging poorly" and "aging well"; shut up, poop-head. Still downloading Spec Ops.

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Indignate Wait, if we reboot, does that mean he starts posting again?

Maybe he can be our Starbuck?

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I liked Ezio's story line thing. Maybe I just liked his character, I don't know.

I did too. I don't think anyone really likes the over arching storyline. It's just convoluted so they can pull whatever they want out of their asses.


Also, Assassin's Creed 3 just trolled me hard.

Originally Posted by The Crotch Maybe he can be our Starbuck?

Hold the in phone! So he'll go from being a hairy ass fat guy into being a attractive ass fit woman?

I'm totally with this idea.

He might not be so down with it...

Originally Posted by A hairy ass fat guy There was a time – I know I was there – when men were men, women were women and sometimes a cigar was just a good smoke. But 40 years of feminism have taken their toll. The war against masculinity has been won. Everything has turned into its opposite, so that what was once flirting and smoking is now sexual harassment and criminal. And everyone is more lonely and miserable as a result. One can quickly surmise what a problem the original Starbuck created for the re-imaginators. Starbuck was all charm and humour and flirting without an angry bone in his womanising body. Yes, he was definitely `female driven', but not in the politically correct ways of Re-imagined Television. What to do, wondered the Re-imaginators? Keep him as he was, with a twinkle in his eye, a stogie in his mouth, a girl in every galaxy? This could not be. He would stick out like, well like a jock strap in a drawer of thongs. Starbuck refused to be re-imagined. It became the Great Dilemma. How to have your Starbuck and delete him too? I'm not sure if a cigar in the mouth of Stardoe resonates in the same way it did in the mouth of Starbuck. Perhaps. Perhaps it "resonates" more. Perhaps that's the point. I'm not sure. What I am sure of is this… Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. Hamlet does not scan as Hamletta. Nor does Han Solo as Han Sally. Faceman is not the same as Facewoman. Nor does a Stardoe a Starbuck make. Men hand out cigars. Women `hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years, has gone round.

I got WC 3 battlechest I can finally play DOTA

Originally Posted by GUNNM I got WC 3 battlechest I can finally play DOTA

Play through the campaigns, They still hold up today (then again there hasn't been much advancement in RTS since WC3 (company of heroes -> Dawn of War 1/2, and that's about it).

Originally Posted by BlueScrote I did too. I don't think anyone really likes the over arching storyline. It's just convoluted so they can pull whatever they want out of their asses. Also, Assassin's Creed 3 just trolled me hard.

Connor sucks and not interesting. I couldn't give a shit what happened to his indian tribe and for a game that touts an open world it sure was a boring open world. RDR still remains the best open world game I've ever played

I played one match or two matches of AC 3 MP it was much better than revelations but I'd rather play Halo 4 or GOW 3

Originally Posted by BlueScrote Play through the campaigns, They still hold up today (then again there hasn't been much advancement in RTS since WC3 (company of heroes -> Dawn of War 1/2, and that's about it).

I played them way back when my computer couldn't even play DOTA it was so bad but now I have a much better computer so I get to experience a 10 year old game for the first time whenever BB ships my game