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Nine hundred and ninety nine US dollars. Totally worth it when you're playing everything in Ultra HD @ 240 FPS.

PS4 Announced Features
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-No used games or used peripherals. Stop killing the industry, assholes.

-Fingerprint readers built into controllers. Get your own, prick! They are only $99.99, great value!

-Playstation Sauron Eye has a built in retina scanner. Better buy your own content too, dickheads. For your eyes only, stop letting your friends steal game cutscenes and movies with their eyes.

-Integrates with Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, and NeoGAF accounts witht he new PlayStation Social Media Network! Now the whole world will be able to keep up with your gaming habits and rants! All posts, tweets, twats, and anything else contributed by you to the Playstation Social Media Network become the registered trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment.*

-Built in credit card reader gives us faster access to your money you extreme ease in purchasing PlayStation Plus Gold, Platinum, or Diamond subscriptions, and any and (hopefully) all enhanced game content add-on downloads and PlayStation Network Arcade games. Just slide it in!

-It'll have Ridge Racer at launch. Remember that one? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

*Requires PlayStation Plus Gold, Platinum, or Diamond.

If it can play used games it'll be worth it

Originally Posted by GUNNM If it can play used games it'll be worth it

Nope, no used games. PS4 is so advanced, you can't even use used peripherals with it. Stop buying used controllers, assholes. You're killing the industry.

Originally Posted by hankmecrankme Nope, no used games. PS4 is so advanced, you can't even use used peripherals with it. Stop buying used controllers, assholes. You're killing the industry.

I can't wait for it to integrate into facebook and post my rants about random shit regarding the game I'm currently playing! Day one for that feature; I don't know how I ever lived without it.

I also felt like I was missing out paying for XBL Gold, so I can't wait to be forced to pay for online play! Sign me up!

Fingerprint ID'd game controllers that shut down when someone else uses them
ing brilliant

Originally Posted by corrosivefrost I can't wait for it to integrate into facebook and post my rants about random shit regarding the game I'm currently playing! Day one for that feature; I don't know how I ever lived without it. I also felt like I was missing out paying for XBL Gold, so I can't wait to be forced to pay for online play! Sign me up!

It also integrates with Twitter and NeoGAF accounts, so you can go on rants in 3 separate places at once. But that feature requires PlayStation Plus Gold, Platinum, or Diamond. Totally worth it.

Originally Posted by GUNNM Fingerprint ID'd game controllers that shut down when someone else uses them ing brilliant

SOP protocol! MGS is running my PS4 doe.

Originally Posted by hankmecrankme It also integrates with Twitter and NeoGAF accounts, so you can go on rants in 3 separate places at once. But that feature requires PlayStation Plus Gold, Platinum, or Diamond. Totally worth it.

Hell, how could it NOT be?

Guys, we all know that to use the PS4 you need to have a bank account tied to the console.

ing Nanomachines, how do they work?

This will all be worth it to play the new Ridge Racer.

Originally Posted by corrosivefrost SOP protocol! MGS is running my PS4 doe.

I love how MGR tries to include shit that happened from the MGS world into this game every now and then.

I'm gunna preorder an extra Sauron eye

Oh yea guys
Don't forget to preorder your exclusive Dead Space 3 watches
as worn by issac clarke

USPS is incompetent.

I could have sworn Cracker Jack tasted better. Haven't had 'em in years. At least I got a pencil topper.

Hell yeah.

Can't wait to see the Playstation Kinect.

Originally Posted by mrspicytacoman I'm gunna preorder an extra Sauron eye

Holy shite, you broke the code. The next playstation will be called Barad-dûr, since it will be the home of the eye of Sauron.

Originally Posted by GUNNM I love how MGR tries to include shit that happened from the MGS world into this game every now and then.

There's a ton of stuff if you just use the codecs in the first mission until they repeat their short non-info blurbs.

Originally Posted by hankmecrankme USPS is incompetent.

Yup.

I cannot even begin to wrap my head around how bad DmC turned out to be.

I have no idea how the heck to embed tweets onto CAG, but:

https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/...38786806677506

Originally Posted by panzerfaust I cannot even begin to wrap my head around how bad DmC turned out to be.

So bad it stole your avatar?

Originally Posted by Luxuria I have no idea how the heck to embed tweets onto CAG, but: https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/...38786806677506

What a waste of a kojima autograph. I would take my MGS 1 game

Originally Posted by The Crotch So bad it stole your avatar?

It tankfisted his avatar to obliteration.