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The other day, I get into my apartment building's elevator and hear the sounds of people running behind me. Being the gentleman that I am, I politely wait and hold the doors open. It turns out to be two very young (kindergarten) girls. One of the girls gets in the elevator, while the other one just stands there staring at me. She waits about 5 seconds and says, "daijoubu", which means "I'm fine/never mind" and runs away.

You had your zipper down.


"accidentally"

I knew it would happen eventually.

Hey, at least your not "Blackzilla"

You should of said "I mean you no harm" like John Tesh.

You should've busted their heads and then left your CAG card on their bodies for future reference.

That's when you bust out the candy and tell her you have more where that came from.

should have busted out the french accent and say want some more wine?

I wonder if you seem as misplaced to them as they seem to us , here in the part of america i live we dont see many chinese or japanese so they seem very misplaced not in a bad way i do have a lot of respect for those smartasses they do come up with over 90 % of the stuff we use !

Now if you could scare the freaky kid from The Grudge, that would be VERY impressive.

crazy ass bald white man scarin up the jap population. now we'll never gain there trust.

For some reason, I seem to scare girls under age 5. Friends bring kids over, they're always fine. But bring over any girl under age 5 and they freak out and start crying when they see me. My g/f had a party and her roommate's sister brought her kid over. She hid from me all over the house (despite the fact I was ignoring her) and kept begging her mom to go home.

My g/f and I have several friends with babies now. They hand me a boy, everything is cool. They get NEAR me with a girl and let the screaming begin. It makes me all the more frustrated because I never asked to be the baby holder and have no interest in it, but for girls it is some sort of lame paternity potential test to hand their boyfriend a baby and see what he does. I don't want to hold your screaming kid or your friend's screaming kid. Deal with it.

All childish pedophile jokes aside, it bothers me when kids freak out and act like you're after them, especially when you do your best to leave them alone or avoid antagonizing them.

Did the girl in the elevator proceed to give you Kancho?

Who's Kancho and why would she give him away? ;P

You gotta control your Gaijin power cheapyd. Maybe the kid saw your gaijin aura around you.

I was just looking through your garden pictures and was wondering why there weren't any Japanese denizens staring oddly at you.

Originally Posted by daphatty I was just looking through your garden pictures and was wondering why there weren't any Japanese denizens staring oddly at you.

Look closely at the 8th pic, on the left you can see someone takng a picture of "the monstrous bald-headed one" and waaaaaay across the lake by the red tree there are two people staring and cowering in fear.

"Holy shit, its bigfoot!"

how come the first 10 responses are suggestions are sexual (or at least disturbing) in some sort. he said 5 year olds! you guys are all sick.

Originally Posted by iheartmetal how come the first 10 responses are suggestions are sexual (or at least disturbing) in some sort. he said 5 year olds! you guys are all sick.

You find John Tesh "sexy."?