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Who eats just "a pea" as a garnish in Britain?! Hell in the whole world!

This stuff is great!

LOL...i'm lovin it..i'm asian and my dad makes similar mistakes in grammar...his arent as bad as these though, haha i love how they make a new sentence for the "about the _____"

About Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. Noodles is a commonly eaten dish in Japan. Do not eat it as side dish like American instead eat as whole meal. About bikes. Japanese do not ride car they ride bicycle. Bicycle is tiny and has no motor. About Godzilla. Godzilla is large lizard who sometime attack Japan. Mothra fight him same with King Kong.

Originally Posted by Scorch The shelves aren't tall, the Japanese are just short.

hahaha yep, and theres something else about japanese people thats small also

Originally Posted by sevdustflyer About Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. Noodles is a commonly eaten dish in Japan. Do not eat it as side dish like American instead eat as whole meal. About bikes. Japanese do not ride car they ride bicycle. Bicycle is tiny and has no motor. About Godzilla. Godzilla is large lizard who sometime attack Japan. Mothra fight him same with King Kong.

i need to make this more "japaneese"

About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.

Originally Posted by varsitygamer that is priceless. I hate to admit its accuracy... but heck, 7$ would buy 7 junior bacon cheeseburgers.

no way, only 6 if you luck out and tax doesnt run over. FUCKING TAXES

Originally Posted by urzishra14 i need to make this more "japaneese" About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.

LMFAO. Engrish FTW!

some funny shit, thanks cheapy

Originally Posted by Requiem Charmingly bad Engrish

agreed.

there needs to be an invasion of foreigners on japanese soil. I'd love for tons of americans to just suddenly live all over japan and just be themselves. See if stereotypes change...

Originally Posted by thingsfallnapart "Fish is what fried the white fish" CLASSIC.

Is this some cryptic racist message?!?

This thread has totally made my day.

LOL, looks like my mom's English.

Originally Posted by urzishra14 i need to make this more "japaneese" About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.

Aww man this Topic made me laugh my milk out of my nose, I find it even funnier when sevdustflyer and urzishra14 madde up this paragraph. MAN I still cant stop lauhing. I'd love to see what they have to say about us Candians, hehehehe.

Originally Posted by Sejad Aww man this Topic made me laugh my milk out of my nose, I find it even funnier when sevdustflyer and urzishra14 madde up this paragraph. MAN I still cant stop lauhing. I'd love to see what they have to say about us Candians, hehehehe.

Aboot the Canadians....

American people have many baths. And a shower is mainly used.

Classic.

"And it is called 'Diner' to Americans. Please do not forget to pay a tip, when you return home."

I don't know about everyone else, but I usually leave the tip at the diner...

Priceless view of American life.

Someone try to make a Canadian lifestyle view, urzishra14 your good at making this stuff up, use stuff like maple, hockey, I dont know w/e americans hate about us anyways that seems to work.

a good read, thanks Cheapy.

There is not much left that I found funny not already taken.