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UPDATE: Congratulations Greetard! You were selected by Ninja Bee as the winner!

Ninja Bee Productions makers of Outpost Kaloki X (Xbox 360 Live Arcade) and CheapyD are pleased to announce a new contest.

Thanks to our positive CAGcast comments (and the general greatness of the CAGcast) the makers of Outpost Kaloki X are thanking us with this contest.

To enter, just post a picture, drawing, or short story explaing what makes you the best Space Tycoon on Cheap Ass Gamer.
Winner will recieve two Xbox 360 Live Marketplace cards for a total of 3200 points.

Only one entry per person please and good luck.

Reviews for Outpost Kaloki X:
IGN, TeamXbox, GameSpot
As you can see from the reviews, at the very least, the free demo is worth a download.

I'm the best Space Tycoon on CAG because:

1) I already own Outpost Kaloki X (Awesome game!)
2) I can multiply (2 cards * 1600 points each = 3200 points, not 3600)

I rule!

*Ignore~Comments meant for another thread*

"Why didn't anyone tell me it rained in space?!"

im the only person that plays space tycoon on cag. and thats a fact

Space Tycoon.
So, I'll spin a yarn of how I became one, sure.
It all started one afternoon, sometime on December 31, 2005.
I had recently bought a rocket ship for one penny. (C'mon, CAGs, 1 penny is a great deal, other than free) I gathered together a team of beavers to launch into space, because we all know beavers can make dams. These dams, block out the sun, you know.
5 minutes later (very fast rocket), these beavers were on the sun.
The problem with that was, these beavers weren't fire resistant. Or heat resistant. Or very smart.
Said beavers died, my penny was wasted, and I became the Space Tycoon.
And the moral of the story is, don't do drugs.

Ninja Bee Productions
Outpost Kaloki X
Wombat
CheapyD
the CAGcast
the other people who enter this contest
a Space Tycoon

Thanks and please send me the points.

What will happen If I win
A short short story by ME

FOOLS! all you Market place pionts are belong to us! Soon me and my ninja race will blast off to space becoming Super Space Ninjas and I will rule all deals in this galaxy. Watch out William H Macy watch out..........!

Day 1: Assianation of all rogue Cag's
Day 2: All your Bases and Market place pionts are now belong to us.
Day 3: Bannana cream pie for all those who bow down to their new overloard ME!
Day 4: Cheapy D is crowned King of Japan while Wombat is Duke of New Jersey..........
Day5: All will be peace in the world.

Well obviously i'm the best space tycoon because i saved my money and never paid for the game. I'm waiting for free points to DL it. You can't be a tycoon whilst wantanly throwing ones money away!

Yo, Let me sing a little karaoke about da Outpost Kaloki while I do the Hokie Pokie
Yo, this game is so much fun, 10 times betta than Gun, everyONE should check this one.
While you be playin' with your grenades in Stalingrad, I be playin' on the arcade with the radest game by NinjaBee while listenin' to me, the greatest emcee that will ever be.
So when you're tryin' to decide on a game to play, don't even hesitate, or you'll just agitate the NinjaBees who will find you and blind and poison your tea which will give you hepatitis b, whopee.
Yo, if you havn't already bought this game, you surely are lame, this should be inducted into da hall of fame.
And for the price, you shouldn't even think twice.
So go ahead and buy it already and be sure to go steady, if you don't you'll get caught in an eddy and hit your heady and then you'll be deady, like Manfredi.
Theres not much else to say, so I'll stop with the wordplay so you can get it today, yay.
Fre-fre-fre-freash. Peace - out. *drops mic*

flame shield = on.

My parents said I was a real space cadet when I was growing up, does that count?

A haiku for Ninja Bee and CheapyD:

Outpost Kaloki
Best Xbox Live download yet
Screw you Bejeweled!

I just gave my two weeks notice at work because the Outpost Kaloki X demo owns my soul and I can't see myself doing anything else in the future except playing this game in my underwear.

I'm the best 'cause I made this ^^^.

thats my spaceship!!!!!!!!!!

I really like the game.

Ok, here's the deal... I don't got much time but I guess you newbs have to learn it somewhere.
You are talking to the greatest space tycoon in existence. That's right, it wasn't easy work to get here and I sure ain't giving up the secret to you....

Well, maybe I will, since you're gonna gimme a little something. Money, thats all it takes to be the best. Onc you got the money, you buy more stuff. You make money with that stuff and you repeat.

Its an art, not a science, though. You gotta know how to use your resources right. You can't go off building things that lose you money, like power generator, when you start off, son. You gotta take the plunge and build something people's will pay for.

You build what THEY want, son. Not what you like, get that? It's all about the people and, most importantly, their wallets.

Ya gotta put up a decent fight too. Can't let some varmints crash your empire, no sir. I wouldn't be at the top if I did that. You gotta repair your stuff and go on building your money hives. And if they won't give up, build faster and bail when you make some cash.

Doesn't take much to be a space tycoon. Now, don't gimme that grin. I said it was easy to be a normal space tycoon. You gotta be PERFECT at all that to be the King, like me.

Well, I can't be talking to you any longer, son. I am the best tycoon there is and I gotta lot of things to do.

Here is a picture of a "Space Tycoon"

3 Questions:

1.) What's a "Space Typhoon"?

2.) How do I obtain a "Space Typhoon"?

3.) Is it Cheap?

If it's a PC game i'll pass.