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EDIT: Phil saw his shadow (Details and pics at http://www.groundhog.org/prediction/) so that means FREE LOTION FOR ALL! (America only, by rebate) Six more weeks to moisturize yourself.

I saw this on the official Punxutawney Phil site. Hope nobody posted this already.

I guess Vaseline is a corporate sponsor for Groundhog's Day. So if you go to www.moistureobsessive.com, Vaseline says they will give a free bottle of their lotion (by rebate) to all Americans if Punxutawney Phil sees his shadow. Groundhog's Day is my favorite holiday and more important to me than Christmas or Thanksgiving. So hey, if Phil sees his shadow, we all get FREE LOTION! I really want to spread the word so I added the info to my sig as well.

Lol

Free vaseline and rodents should NOT be in the same sentence.

WTF to the marketing guys!

Excellent for those of us who are out of Fap Juice.

Wow, sombody wants to be overshadow Richard... he he he...overshadowed

Ha, you can never have enough lotion I guess.

Yes, they even have a online game where you throw snowballs at the Groundhog, some people, and even that famous guy in the long tux and top hat that holds up Phil on the Day while they duck behind trees. Their expressions are funny when you hit them and are even different if you hit them in the face, the chest, etc. You win the game if you fill up the "moisture meter" and when you fill it up, it says "GREAT JOB! YOU'RE FULLY MOISTURIZED!"

So good, I want to save it on my computer if possible. I don't think anyone would believe me if they didn't see it for themself.

I think you have to buy the lotion firdt- if he sees his shadow, you get your money back, otherwise, you need to either return it or take the loss and keep the lotion

Bill Murray is cooler then lotion.

Buy it ON Groundhogs day (anytime) and then send in the rebate...so yes, in the most retarded way possible, you can cheat

"Free Lotion from Vaseline: Cause if there's more winter, the only thing you'll be able to do to pass the time is tug on your wang pole more."

I know a girl...
who thinks of ghosts.
She'll make ya breakfast.
She'll make ya toast.
She don't use butter.
She don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly...
or any of these!
She uses vaseline.
Vaseline.
Vaseline.

If anyone is interested, he saw his shadow, so the offer is live.

Yep, its true he saw his shadow. Updated first post, added link to official Punxutawney website for those interested in seeing pics and details.

Woot! My hands shall me moischurized for eternity!!? LOL

Originally Posted by Admiral Ackbar I know a girl... who thinks of ghosts. She'll make ya breakfast. She'll make ya toast. She don't use butter. She don't use cheese. She don't use jelly... or any of these! She uses vaseline. Vaseline. Vaseline.

I know a guy who goes to shows
When he’s at home and he blows his nose
He don’t use tissues or his sleeve
He don’t use napkins or any of these
He uses magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines

I know a girl who reminds me of cher
She’s always changing
The color of her hair
She don’t use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines

how do you pronounce Punxutawney?