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Originally Posted by sblymnlcrymnl Then explain the whole resurrection thing. Yeah that's what I thought. Zombie, mother er!

Hello! Vampires are also undead. But zombies don't want your blood. It's all about the brains. Jesus was all about the blood. Plus vampires have magical powers while zombies are just mindless automatons. Jesus couldn't be a zombie if he could turn water into wine or walk on water. So he's a vampire.

Originally Posted by Mouse "74 percent said the break results in increased sexual activity" ... And the other 26% are whores all year long, no?

QFT

LOL...STD breakouts on spring break, hah, who would have thought?

Good thing I was too busy working during my college spring breaks to even worry about going on vacation anywhere and getting any STDs. (My tuition didn't pay for itself you know.)

Now, instead of waiting maybe once a year during the springtime for a few weeks of that official college sanctioned vacation orgy, I can skip town anytime and have wild group sex whenever I want. Being out of college rules.

Originally Posted by VanillaGorilla Any college girl morons who go down to spring break to get drunk and show their tits deserve to get drugged and taken advantage of.

Misogyny and the sexual morality of a fundie senior citizen?

You must be a devil with the ladies.

Originally Posted by jaykrue So my expert statistical analysis detects you also believe in skeleton pirates. I suggest you don't go to the Caribbean for your vacation this year.

Doesn't a belief imply a leap of faith? Skeleton Pirates are totally real. One of them is always asking me for money on the corner of 49th and Madison.

As for Zombie Jesus, that's just delusional crazy talk. Everyone knows Jesus is a Vampire.

Originally Posted by jaykrue Hello! Vampires are also undead. But zombies don't want your blood. It's all about the brains. Jesus was all about the blood. Plus vampires have magical powers while zombies are just mindless automatons. Jesus couldn't be a zombie if he could turn water into wine or walk on water. So he's a vampire.

Obviously that was before he became a zombie.

Originally Posted by sblymnlcrymnl Obviously that was before he became a zombie.

Ok, if we're talkin' post-death, how can jesus mysteriously escape his tomb? If he was a zombie, he'd have nails and teeth as strong as diamonds to cut through the boulder but instead it was set aside i.e. telekinesis... which is a power usually ascribed to vampires. Plus, how can he keep appearing out of nowhere and surprising all the ppl he wanted to show that it was a miracle? Teleportation? Another vampire power. If he was a zombie, you'd here him either lumbering slowly down the street or screaming his head off while running at you. Vampire, dude. Vampire.

Originally Posted by camoor Misogyny and the sexual morality of a fundie senior citizen? You must be a devil with the ladies.

Only the drunk ones who are too hammered to know better than to come home with me.

These people need to mind their own business.