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I'm calling for a staunch "Pre-E3 Fake", but there's that whole Perfect Dark Zero thing that people thought was fake and turned out to be real....IT'S A MYSTERY.

They remind me of the graphics in the DKC games...in other words, prerendered...in the 90s...

The wierd thing is these don't look good enough to be bull-shots. However, I agree with the OP.

I don't even know what is going on in that second picture.

Originally Posted by Foolman I don't even know what is going on in that second picture.

Clearly, Mario is about to give them Smurfs what fer.

Here's what user "ronaldinho" from the site where these images were first posted had to say about the screens:

"esto es mas fake k los gumaros de George bush pinches pendejos d mierda vayanse to cojer sus mugres fakes de mario"

Clearly, George Bush and some pendejos know the truth. BUT! User "Jegriva" asks:

"And because Mario walks on the roofs of Myst?"

We have a conundrum...

Why is Mario exploring a scenic, Tuscan village? I hope he and Luigi didn't travel there on vacation to "find themselves" and come to grips with the raging homosexual overtones that have engulfed them for the last 15 years.

Mario doesn't fit in a world that looks like that ...

Looks like somebody made wallpapers or something

Those are the fakest looking photos I've ever seen. It looks like somebody took some pictures of buildings, screenshots of some prerendered Mario (most likely from one of the sports games or something like that), and went to town with photoshop. I give it 0/10.

i agree, it looks like fan made wallpapers

These aren't high-quality enough to have been running in HD; clearly, they're real Revolution shots, then.

Am I the only one who would prefer a new 2D Mario game for the Revo?

In the first shot Mario doesn't even look 3D, but more like a flat, 2D sprite. He's also a bit fuzzy while none of the rest of the shot is.

In the second shot the "motion blur" makes it look like it was taken from something else (because, really, why would there be a motion blur in a game like this?). Also, Yoshi looks incredibly super-imposed.

On the other hand, if Nintendo and Miyamato's history are anything to go by, the games could look this weird. Their games never really turn out looking like people expect. I just don't think these particular shots are real.

If theres one thing Nintendo can do well, its keep stuff under NDA. To have kept the controller from leaking until the very end, they mustve kidnapped some children.

In the event that a MARIO screen leaked, Shiggy wouldve had to have killed more than a few Japanese FAMILIES by now.

Originally Posted by Strell Clearly, Mario is about to give them Smurfs what fer.

I think Mario's a pervert spying on people in their home.

Originally Posted by Foolman I don't even know what is going on in that second picture.

That kinda reminds me of the "Wish World" in Super Mario RPG... kinda

Originally Posted by Reality's Fringe Here's what user "ronaldinho" from the site where these images were first posted had to say about the screens: "esto es mas fake k los gumaros de George bush pinches pendejos d mierda vayanse to cojer sus mugres fakes de mario" Clearly, George Bush and some pendejos know the truth.

Was that sarcasm? because what it says is "this is faker than those gumaro (I looked up gumaro and it means testicle/balls in Chile) George Bush people, you ****ing idiots, go **** your dirty Mario fakes"

lol @ the guy who thought that it was sonic in the second picture

Originally Posted by MadChedar0 That kinda reminds me of the "Wish World" in Super Mario RPG... kinda

Star Field or Star Hill...I can't remember the exact name. I always really liked the music in that place.

Also it always chokes me up when I read the star that is obviously from Luigi that says something to the effect of "I hope I am someday as brave as my brother."

*sniff*