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Earlier this year, CAG brought you the inside scoop on Secret Xbox 360 Achievements.
This time, our moles deep inside Microsoft have risked it all to bring you this exclusive.

Thanks WhipSmartBanky for helping (read: doing the real work) put this together.

"Ring of Hair"

Classic.

Funny thing about this is that J. Allard actually has a custom one:

Wow.....Ring of Hair is very funny. He looks like a whole nother person.

I liked the Peter "Guns" Moore bit.

"If I hear one more kid in a club ****in' call me 'J'....."

EDIT: I wouldn't be surprised if this was an idea that they just barely rejected. Yet again, all parties responsible should be carried around on CAG users' shoulders.

I can't tell if that's Peter Moore in the top left, or James Lipton.

Oh, and we all just agree to drop the "J." initial thing? Oh wait, even Microsoft officially recognizes him as J. Allard.

Please keep in mind that the "J" is sans period. The traditional initial punctuation was thoroughly test-marketed for weeks and determined to be not only unnecessary, but detrimental to overall 'cred'.

Please, don't undermine hundreds of hours of diligent work by Microsoft's PR team. Thank you.

"Guns"

Originally Posted by jollydwarf Please keep in mind that the "J" is sans period. The traditional initial punctuation was thoroughly test-marketed for weeks and determined to be not only unnecessary, but detrimental to overall 'cred'. Please, don't undermine hundreds of hours of diligent work by Microsoft's PR team. Thank you.

I love you.

I think my favorite is Allard's "extreme" fire hazard 360.

I don't care how customizable the 360 is, who the hell in their right mind would plaster stickers all over their box?

Euro Allard sounds like an exotic type of goose and/or duck

Gotta get me one o them Ring of Hairs!! Lol Funny ish!

In the Ring of Hair Pics, he looks like the bald guy from Who's line is it Anyway. I forget his name...Wayne Brady? No, that's not it...

^Colin Mockery (Spelling ?)

J. Allard is one sexy beast. I totally agree about the James Lipton comment too. Very funny.

man getting skinny de-aged that J Allard by at least like 5 years...

Wound up even funnier in execution than discussion, nice job Cheapy/Banky. Question from the other day still remains: What the is Larry a "Major" of?

Originally Posted by Number83 In the Ring of Hair Pics, he looks like the bald guy from Who's line is it Anyway. I forget his name...Wayne Brady? No, that's not it...

Is J Allard gonna have to choke a bitch?

Originally Posted by KaneRobot Wound up even funnier in execution than discussion, nice job Cheapy/Banky. Question from the other day still remains: What the is Larry a "Major" of? Is J Allard gonna have to choke a bitch?

Major Nelson is the character from "I Dream of Jeanie". I think I outrank him as a "Commander" though.