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#1 Matt Young

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:13 PM


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#2 Antiques Roadshow

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:18 PM

... by making you a reclusive nerd.

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#3 mr ryles

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:25 PM

I. Puberty
II. Sexual reproduction
III. STD's & AIDS


Is there any other type of reproduction that I am not aware of?

I wanna thank all the televisions out there that raised me.


#4 Kayden

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:31 PM

Yeah, some guys actually have sex with women.

Is there any other type of reproduction that I am not aware of?


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#5 The Crotch

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:32 PM

What, you've never replicated yourself via cell division?

What a loser.

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#6 Reality's Fringe

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:32 PM

Is there any other type of reproduction that I am not aware of?


Asexual? Toad would probably fall into that category.
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#7 seanr1221

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:33 PM

Asexual? Toad would probably fall into that category.


Bitch be buddin' all over the place!

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#8 thegarageband

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:35 PM

lol wut?
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#9 Kayden

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:36 PM

All right, back to gamefaqs with you.

If you can't say something constructive, or at least something intelligible and deconstructive, OUT!

lol wut?


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#10 Graystone

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 10:55 PM

WTF at Lugi's voice. And Mario's voice is just beating a dead horse that was sterotypical.

#11 cultivatingmass

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:11 PM

:lol: @ Luigi

#12 Xevious

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:37 PM

Well....that was different.

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...




#13 dcfox

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:40 PM

OMG! :shock: If I saw this as a kid I would have been messed up for life. Nothing like seeing Toad's penis sprout Mario moustaches and fill with mushrooms and boos to screw a kid up. :lol:



#14 xboxowns

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 01:00 AM

Please find me the person responsible for this video so I can kill him with a blunt object.
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#15 Zenithian Legend

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 04:16 AM

There's some really fucked up people out there...
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#16 Sofa King Kool

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 04:37 AM

"You need a trip to Nintendo-Land for a crash course in KNOWLEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!"

:rofl:

If I was every playing a Mario game and Mario suddenly popped up and asked me what I knew about sexuality, oh god, I think I'd cry. I was laughing my ass off towards the end.

CONDOM BOOTS!

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#17 Rocko

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 04:52 AM

So who the Fuck made this?

#18 botticus

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 12:20 PM

So who the Fuck made this?

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#19 Ikohn4ever

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 01:08 PM

i think the saddest part was i knew where like 90% of the music came from....
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#20 Kuros

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 02:57 PM

Asexual? Toad would probably fall into that category.


*Remembers a hentai he saw involving that.*

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#21 -Never4ever-

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Posted 06 July 2007 - 01:13 AM

Condom Boots for the win?

#22 ratzombie

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Posted 06 July 2007 - 07:17 AM

A bit disturbing, but enjoyable nonetheless.

What I find sad is some people are actually debating whether or not it's real on the YouTube page. Fucking morons.

#23 CYRiX

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Posted 17 July 2007 - 01:21 AM

I need a pair of condom boots.
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