Jump to content



Photo
- - - - -

Share the mean tricks your friends/peers have done to you


  • Please log in to reply
73 replies to this topic

#1 Mana Knight

Mana Knight

Posted 15 October 2007 - 04:42 PM

For some reason, I started thinking of the mean things my friends use to do to me, so I felt like starting a thread about it.

When I was in 8th grade, I went to two friend's birthday party (He's the friend I've had the longest in my entire life, and we still are good friends now). One friend at the party decided to piece together an already broken chair (I didn't see it), and told me to sit on it. I did and the chair broke. He shouts, "(insert my name), you broke it", embarrassing me in front of everyone.

One day a friend of mine and I were riding our bikes (this was 8th grade I think), we decided to get off and go inside. Out of no where, two of our other friends took our bikes. We were trying to chase them on foot and try to find them, because I had to go home soon. They ended up back late and my parents were pissed at me for coming home late.

On a day when I got off school early, back in 8th grade, I decided to bike to a friend's house. One friend there asked me if I wanted to see someone (who happened to be another long time friend of mine). I said all right, so a few people followed me and told me to go inside a bedroom. As I opened the door, I saw my friend having sex on the bed with his girlfriend. I was like "Sorry" and ran away. My two friends behind me, they were long gone (and when I caught up with them, there were laughing so hard).

Towards the beginning of my Freshman year in H.S. (year 1998), two people I knew decided to call in some fake ads in the Peddler's Post (Basically, it was a newspaper you could buy/sell/trade stuff). They decided to put in ads for my Nintendo 64 with 9 games and 3 controllers (for $50), along with three older bogus ads under my phone number. My family received 50-100 calls a day because of those ads (mostly for the N64 because it was so cheap). I was so angry at that one guy (who was over 6 feet tall and 200lbs. He was a football player while I was just the manager), I went crazy on him and punched him out badly (I was 5'5" at 120lbs at the time). Luckily he got in trouble for it, but that really made me angry.

While I was in the football locker room (since I was a football manager in H.S.), I had to take stuff in to the coaches office. One football player shouted me name, so I would look over, and pulled down his pants instantly. I quickly looked back the other way, but the football team gave me a hard time for a while saying I like to stare at his butt (yeah right).

While I was a Freshman in H.S., I was at a friend's house with a bunch of other friends. They got me into talking about two girls I liked back then. They kept trying to get me to call them, but I was too scared, so one of my friend's tossed my H.S. phone book at him, and told him to call one of the girls. They called their number and told me she was a little scared to talk too. While my friends were doing this, I was like "Don't call, I'm just not ready at the moment". I picked up the phone, and there was nothing. My friends got me upset and nervous over nothing.

During lunch time, my Freshman year in H.S., I was having lunch with my friends (It was Thursday, my favorite lunch day, because they served really good dinner rolls). I went to the bathroom, and when I returned, my rolls were missing. I was really panicking because I was out of money, starving, and really wanted to eat more of those rolls. I was yelling at my friends wondering where they were. Come to find out, one friend took them from me and hid them good.

During my sophomore year in H.S. (I think its the right year), I attended my a friend's birthday party. I was on a hay ride towards the end of the party. Lots of people threw hay at me and I was stuck in the middle of it. One guy decided to shove the hay in my pants and gave me a super wedgie(sp).

During the summer when I was going to be a Junior in H.S., two friends tell me to see one friend (this was almost the exact same situation that happened in 8th grade, at the same house) and ask him about something in his room. As I opened the door, him and his girlfriend were having sex, I instantly shut the door, and my other friends were long gone cracking up.

When being in the library for a class, my Junior year, a friend of mine decided to stick a Michael Jackson book in my bag, and close it up. When trying to leave the library, the security alarms went off and I couldn't understand why (I would never steal anything). When they checked my bag, they pulled out a Michael Jackson book and everyone started starring at me wondering why someone would steal a Michael Jackson book.

Those are some of my stores. Maybe not the harshest, but they were a bit mean IMO.
Posted Image

#2 tiredfornow

tiredfornow

Posted 15 October 2007 - 04:44 PM

:rofl:

When I was 8 my ex-best friends sister offered me and my friend tuna sandwiches for lunch. I guess we were dumb enough to trust her.. but she ended up filling the tuna w/ catfood and we had a good half sandwich before the laughter started. Being 8, I dont think I had had tuna before, so it didn't taste odd to me or anything.

#3 Mr Unoriginal

Mr Unoriginal

    Cheap Amish Gamer

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 04:47 PM

This should be required reading for any suicidal CAGs. We may save some lives with this one.

Its too bad you're still a prick with a stupid gimmick.


#4 TimPV3

TimPV3

Posted 15 October 2007 - 04:52 PM

Wow, I honestly pictured an adult Stewie Griffin saying all that shit.

#5 Dead of Knight

Dead of Knight

Posted 15 October 2007 - 04:58 PM

I am SO glad I am a female in these situations. Females just don't pull this shit on their friends, and male friends are far less likely to do this shit to their female friends than to their male friends. \\:D/
RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi

This is the greatest thing ever. Certainly in the OTT at least.


#6 tiredfornow

tiredfornow

Posted 15 October 2007 - 04:59 PM

I am SO glad I am a female in these situations. Females just don't pull this shit on their friends, and male friends are far less likely to do this shit to their female friends than to their male friends. \\:D/


If you were an ugly duckling, it'd be a different story.

Uggos always get pranks pulled on them.

#7 darthbudge

darthbudge

    The Real DB

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:04 PM

You have alot of experiences walking in on people having sex. However I must say, do none of those people know how to lock their doors?


#8 CrimGhost

CrimGhost

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:05 PM

So you didn't get in a three way in those two situations? Pfft.
Posted Image

#9 Zen Davis

Zen Davis

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:12 PM

Just last night I made my cousin walk and walk and walk up and down this mile long hill since he didn't know whether my house was at the top of the hill or the bottom. So I would walk him to the edge of the top of the hill turn around and convince him that the house was at the bottom of the hill and then we'd walk him down and I got him to do this for nearly 2 hours.

I would throw out little fake outs like say "the house is that way' and point in the wrong direction and say it twenty five times to condition him to the idea that the house was at the top of the hill, but since we live across the street from a hospital, I would say the hospital is in the opposite direction at the bottom of the hill. And he would just follow me more and more. My feet were killing me but I was having way too much fun. We didn't get home until like 1AM.

#10 CouRageouS

CouRageouS

    Rootbeer=Superwater

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:18 PM

I can't remember anything worthy of sharing that has been done to me, in high school me and my friends just did regular stupid shit like trying to scare the Fuck out of each other around corners, stairways. And of course prank calling was big too with the whole "3 way call but the third person doesn't know its a 3 way call" trick.

As for things I pulled...

I once filled a Krispy Kreme donut with melted chocolate exlax and gave it to a friend. Me and another friend brought a couple boxes of donuts to our first class in the morning and it all went down like clockwork. We melted a whole package of exlax and used a cooking siringe thing to add the danger to the donut. The target grabbed the bomb and even exclaimed "Wow I didn't know they make chocolate filled ones!". I was laughing hysterically the whole time yet he kept eating it!

I could go on and on about shit I've pulled with eggs and fireworks, but I'll share some more Dennis the Menace moments when I can recall the best ones.
Posted ImagePosted Image

#11 crystalklear64

crystalklear64

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:29 PM

"Hahah you're looking at my ass that makes you so gay!"

Posted Image
Posted Image


#12 Pancake Rabbit

Pancake Rabbit

    Have A Cigar

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:31 PM

I am SO glad I am a female in these situations. Females just don't pull this shit on their friends, and male friends are far less likely to do this shit to their female friends than to their male friends. \\:D/


This shit doesn't happen if your friends (and people in general) actually like you. It sounds like The Mana Knight was the kid who everyone loved to shit on in high school.

Posted Image


#13 Mana Knight

Mana Knight

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:34 PM

This is why it doesn't bother me so much when people make fun of me at this forum (or other forums), mostly because I had it MUCH worse when growing up.

I had many friends who tried to dare me to do stuff. I remember one party I went to, friends of mine tried to get me to drink some blue colored liquid. Luckily I left the party and didn't try it, but I seriously wonder if it was something harmful (It was a party filled with alcohol, drugs, and crazy people who got on top of the roof of the house drinking beer).
Posted Image

#14 Guest_Apossum_*

Guest_Apossum_*

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:40 PM

I am SO glad I am a female in these situations. Females just don't pull this shit on their friends, and male friends are far less likely to do this shit to their female friends than to their male friends. \\:D/



They don't pull practical shit like this on each other, instead they go for some sneaky character assassination ;)

#15 ninju D

ninju D

    Paid the cost...

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:41 PM

I am SO glad I am a female in these situations. Females just don't pull this shit on their friends, and male friends are far less likely to do this shit to their female friends than to their male friends. \\:D/


Actually...

I was good friends with a group of girls back in HS, and also good friends with one of the girls' brother. One night I was hanging out with the brother and some other male friends, when we drove past a local DQ and saw his sister and the group of girls had stopped for some tasty treats, dilly bars et al. She was driving the family minivan and as luck would have it, her bro happened to have a set of keys to the family ride too. We quicky pulled in and the brother opened the van and I climbed into the very back of the van and pulled some blankets over myself to hide (it was already getting dark, so I wasn't too worried about being seen). When they were finished inside, girls came out and loaded up and drove off to where ever they were headed. As planned, the boys were following right behind them. After a bit, the boys started to flash their lights at the girls, and I could hear it began to get them a bit worried. At a point I was sure most of the girls were looking back to see what was going on, I popped up and scared the pantsu off every one of them. It was one of those perfect storms of pranking that only comes off every few years, if ever. My female friend still punches me if I ever bring it up. :rofl:
<img alt="Raptr Gamercard" src="http://raptr.com/badge/mrdizzah/fs_overall.png" style="border:none;">

#16 ryan838

ryan838

    Carpe poon

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:42 PM

In 11th grade english class 2 of my friends, Matt and Owen, sat in front of me. Matt convinced Owen to rip out a pube and drop it on my hand. Then they went around telling people they pubed me. Naturally this pissed me off so I decided to get revenge.

During chemistry class I told my friend Jeff what had happened. So when Matt wasn't paying attention I stole his lunch. Jeff then ripped out a fist full of pubes and put it on Matts sandwich. After lunch I asked Matt how his lunch was and he made up some bullshit lie about how he wasn't hungry so he just threw his whole lunch out. However, after that he never mentioned me getting pubed again.

#17 crystalklear64

crystalklear64

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:46 PM

Jeff then ripped out a fist full of pubes and put it on Matts sandwich.

Ow.... and also..
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Posted Image
Posted Image


#18 tiredfornow

tiredfornow

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:53 PM

I have a story of something I did to someone, only because of what I had to go through with them that same night. Click on spoiler. :D

Spoiler


#19 Pookymeister

Pookymeister

    I like almonds

  • Super Moderators

Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:59 PM

Actually...

I was good friends with a group of girls back in HS, and also good friends with one of the girls' brother. One night I was hanging out with the brother and some other male friends, when we drove past a local DQ and saw his sister and the group of girls had stopped for some tasty treats, dilly bars et al. She was driving the family minivan and as luck would have it, her bro happened to have a set of keys to the family ride too. We quicky pulled in and the brother opened the van and I climbed into the very back of the van and pulled some blankets over myself to hide (it was already getting dark, so I wasn't too worried about being seen). When they were finished inside, girls came out and loaded up and drove off to where ever they were headed. As planned, the boys were following right behind them. After a bit, the boys started to flash their lights at the girls, and I could hear it began to get them a bit worried. At a point I was sure most of the girls were looking back to see what was going on, I popped up and scared the pantsu off every one of them. It was one of those perfect storms of pranking that only comes off every few years, if ever. My female friend still punches me if I ever bring it up. :rofl:



Prob was funny at the time, but I wouldve been more worried about scaring the shit out the driver and having her crash.


#20 ninju D

ninju D

    Paid the cost...

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 06:07 PM

Prob was funny at the time, but I wouldve been more worried about scaring the shit out the driver and having her crash.


SNAP! I forgot about that part. I was sensible enough to wait until they pulled into a drive way. Ah, how the years fly by.
Prank rule #1 its not funny if someone gets hurt.
<img alt="Raptr Gamercard" src="http://raptr.com/badge/mrdizzah/fs_overall.png" style="border:none;">

#21 Magehart

Magehart

    It's on like Donkey Kong!

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 06:42 PM

Wasn't done to me but I love it anyways. My friend got pissed off at his roommates for always dicking with the AC setting too cold and it ran up their electric bill like mad. One day he decided to tamper with the thermostat so whatever you set it too it was really set 15 degrees higher. Since it only dialed down to 60 they could never get it too cold.

That was on the old fashioned mechanical ones. When they replaced it with a digital one he just went to the roof and ran the wires down into his closet and put in a toggle switch so he could cut the power to it whenever he wanted without them ever knowing.
Posted Image

Mr Simon was there, too, as well as other Germans who lived through the Berlin blockade like Gerhard Kapito.
"After the war, we looked on the Allies as occupiers," he says. "But after that we came to see them as our friends."


Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.

#22 Ender

Ender

    Bears, Beets.......

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 06:42 PM

This shit doesn't happen if your friends (and people in general) actually like you. It sounds like The Mana Knight was the kid who everyone loved to shit on in high school.


QFT.

Notice that Mana Knight said he was the "football manager" in high school. Anyone remember what kinds of guys filled that position?

Spoiler

Posted Image

Armed because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

#23 Mana Knight

Mana Knight

Posted 15 October 2007 - 06:46 PM

QFT.

Notice that Mana Knight said he was the "football manager" in high school. Anyone remember what kinds of guys filled that position?

Spoiler

That wasn't actually a bad thing because it led to me being somewhat popular (like it got me close to the cheerleaders and the fans would chant my name many times during a game). I won't explain how I got into it though (I am actually big enough to play, but what kept me off was the competition, since I'd just be one of those worthless players (my H.S. had a history of playing a small rotation of really great players and forgetting about everyone else even when we had a huge lead)).
Posted Image

#24 Soodmeg

Soodmeg

Posted 15 October 2007 - 06:52 PM

The best trick I ever played on my friend was this. It was fucking epic. This was after he (being a master of unlocking .....oh resident evil....but seriously he is a master mechanic....his how family works for Fords) literally disemboweled most of my car while I was at work in high school. He took out the steering wheel, seats, doors, the works.....such an ass hole.

Anyway. I thought of this way to get him back after reading about it somewhere.

The set up.

1. First and most importantly......turn 21.
2. Invite the victim on a double date and make sure its somewhere fancy.
3. Order red wine for the group.
4. After pouring red whine into his glass find a way to pour half a small bottle of red food coloring into his glass.

5. Enjoy the night as fireworks will soon follow.



After I set up the double date between myself and my long time girlfriend and him and some random chick he met. The revenge was set. We ge to the restaurant and he suspects nothing. After talking and joking around for a little bit I offer to buy a bottle of red wine for the night (it cost a arm and a leg but was so worth it)

After it comes I ask the waiter to let me pour it in everyones glass...I walked around to everyone and poured a glass full making sure that I pour my friends last. I pour it in a way that he cant see the top of the bottle and the front side of my hand.......which is hiding a small bottle of Red Food Coloring.

If you dont know. Food coloring of course changes the color of most liquid.....including Urine. And what would you think if you looked down at a solid blood red stream of piss?

I enjoy the night making sure to watch how much wine he drinks...offering to pour every so often as to add more food coloring to his glass.

Half way through the night...of course nature calls. Now for the ladies reading this you must know that guys do one of two things while taking a piss. Look at the wall in front of them.....or look down....most people do a form of both.


As he is in the bathroom I can not help but to laugh like a mad man...while everyone in hearing range is staring at me. OOOOOHHH but the pay off was grand.


My friend comes back from the bathroom....the look on his face.....priceless. Very very pale..... his eyes seem to be swelling up with tears...he actually looked like he was limping for some reason but he walks up to the table very slowly. Looks at me right in the eyes and says....."Dude...I am sorry I have to go can you drive me somewhere really quick?"


MUAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA. Christ.


Long story short I kept it going until the early the next day after we found out there wasnt an all night clinic around us. I just remember offering him stuff to drink all night and he kept refusing it. He spent the night actively trying not to drink anything so he wouldnt have to take another piss.
I told him it was just food coloring and it should be out of his system in a couple days.


Boy was he pissed. Damn that was a good one.



Ahhhh what are good friends for though?

#25 pittpizza

pittpizza

    CAGiversary!

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 07:30 PM

Great idea for a thread. I have 3 stories, one of which is really short.

(1) I kind of sort of stole one of my best friends girlfriends. They were just friends with benefits but alas, she is w/ me now (almost 6 years) and we're engage to be married. That is probably the worst thing I've done to a friend, I felt really bad about it but in social circles it is common, he is a newlywed now and were still great friends.

(2) When I was MUCH younger, we were going to Hershey Park (amusement park where the chocolate flows like Britney's vajayjay seepage) and we stopped at a Taco bell. A friend of mine went to the bathroom. While he was in there the rest of us put 3 or 4 MILD packets in his beverage. Knowing that he would probably grab one of our drinks to wash the nastyness out of his mouth, we put (im not exagerating) about 15 FIRE packets in MY beverage.
Sure enough, the trap was set and it went off flawlessly. He came back and drank out of his drink, we thought it tasted funny and I (as planned) started laughing first so he grabbed my drink and started drinking it only to get double fucked. He gagged and ran into the bathroom and to this date has never admitted that he puked in there. We thought it was brilliant at the time.

(3) I was in a fraternity. There was this obnoxiously drunk fat chick trying to hook up with ANYBODY. SHe ended up in my friend J's room. He wanted nothing to do with her so he offered my other friend, Duke, 10 bucks to "seduce" her out of J's room. Duke had little trouble. Later that night we find her passed out with her pants still down in one of our our bathroom stalls. We take a picture, then wake her and tell her she is a disgusting pig and to get the hell out of our bathroom and pull her pants up. Somehow she made it out of the bathroom, and into the hall sprawled on a couch sleeping. We had a black permanent marker (for fun). It was one of the really good ones (Sanford I think) that smell real bad and are very thick. We (well...I mean THEY) drew cocks all over her face and just really awful and degrading shit. I'm pretty sure a pirate mustache was drawn too, like a really curly one liek captain morgan. She eventually woke up while we were doing this and we convinced her that some guys were there drawing on her and we chased them away. I am pretty sure her friends wanted to take her home but she couldnt even stand (big fatty) so I think she stayed the night on that couch. Trust me when I say that this chick didnt have to worry about someone taking advantage of her in a sexual way, only in a mischieveious dennis the menace sort of way. Poor girl.

As to some of the previous posts, you dont have be a nerd or dork to have this stuff happen to you. I am usually on teh givng end but have went outside to find my car completely seran wrapped once. That was really funny.

And guys do this stuff to each other (and sometimes women) out in the open, girls are underhanded and do it in conniving and backstabbing ways.
Wii-Sixty FTWiin. Fanboys STFU & GTFO!

Now playing: Assassin's Creed 2, Battlestations Pacific, Madden 10, Army of Two, 40th Day.

Recently beat: Bioshock (again).

#26 crystalklear64

crystalklear64

Posted 15 October 2007 - 07:34 PM

(3) I was in a fraternity. There was this obnoxiously drunk fat chick trying to hook up with ANYBODY. SHe ended up in my friend J's room. He wanted nothing to do with her so he offered my other friend, Duke, 10 bucks to "seduce" her out of J's room. Duke had little trouble. Later that night we find her passed out with her pants still down in one of our our bathroom stalls. We take a picture, then wake her and tell her she is a disgusting pig and to get the hell out of our bathroom and pull her pants up. Somehow she made it out of the bathroom, and into the hall sprawled on a couch sleeping. We had a black permanent marker (for fun). It was one of the really good ones (Sanford I think) that smell real bad and are very thick. We (well...I mean THEY) drew cocks all over her face and just really awful and degrading shit. I'm pretty sure a pirate mustache was drawn too, like a really curly one liek captain morgan. She eventually woke up while we were doing this and we convinced her that some guys were there drawing on her and we chased them away. I am pretty sure her friends wanted to take her home but she couldnt even stand (big fatty) so I think she stayed the night on that couch. Trust me when I say that this chick didnt have to worry about someone taking advantage of her in a sexual way, only in a mischieveious dennis the menace sort of way. Poor girl.

Holy shit. Thats fucking suicide inducing.

Posted Image
Posted Image


#27 help1

help1

    What a dumb username

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 09:21 PM

tag

#28 Ender

Ender

    Bears, Beets.......

  • CAGiversary!

Posted 15 October 2007 - 09:41 PM

That wasn't actually a bad thing because it led to me being somewhat popular (like it got me close to the cheerleaders and the fans would chant my name many times during a game).


Did it sound like this:

"Radio! Radio! Radio!"
Posted Image

Armed because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

#29 Punk_Raven

Punk_Raven

Posted 15 October 2007 - 09:51 PM

Ok, looking back on this it's really ridiculous how it all went down and it was all immature bullshit, but it was still a "mean trick", so...

In 7th grade I really liked this girl, who happened to be friends with a kid I had knew for a while. I was really infatuated with this girl. Infact, the idiot I was actually bought her stuff for valentines day and christmas. The things I got her were very cheap, I didn't spend too much money, but I bought her shit regardless. I think you all can see where this is going...

Basically, the girl lead me on and never showed signs that she didn't like me that way. She showd every possible sign that she did, and she didn't decline when I gave her those gifts. Of course, in hindsight, she probably didn't want to hurt me, but she ended up herting me worse. Turns out my friend knew this the entire time yet lied to me, other people were in on it. He actually tried to talk to me in HS and complained once to my sister about me not talking to him anymore. I have gotten over it, definately. That's MS shit. But the fact that I thought I had a bunch of friends to trust and depend on, and a girl who had somewhat interest in me, and it turned out it was all a lie, that really hurt me. I never confronted her on this, nothing good could come out of that. Basically, it all sucked.

Sorry to change the tone of the topic and open myself up to " grow a dick, $$$$$$ " comments, but w/e.

#30 CrimGhost

CrimGhost

Posted 15 October 2007 - 10:09 PM

Did it sound like this:

"Radio! Radio! Radio!"


Hahahahahahahahaha!
Posted Image