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Posted 29 August 2008 - 04:54 PM
Posted 29 August 2008 - 04:57 PM
"Cigarette you need a cigarette after sex. You dont roll off somebody and say, OOO That was amazing. Skittles? Would you like a Skittle?"
Posted 29 August 2008 - 06:01 PM
Posted 29 August 2008 - 06:44 PM
Posted 29 August 2008 - 07:36 PM
I enjoy the videos and puns posted by Joliet Jake. I think he's almost as funny as my favorite comedian, Dane Cook. Now excuse me while I listen to Fallout Boy's music on their myspace page.
Posted 29 August 2008 - 10:37 PM
Posted 29 August 2008 - 10:52 PM
it was probably in there because I'm a flaming homosexual.
Posted 29 August 2008 - 11:18 PM
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Posted 30 August 2008 - 12:09 AM
Posted 30 August 2008 - 12:56 AM
I actually worked with him in a short film (that never got financed); We filmed in a San Francisco hotel where he was a pimp.
He's a cool dude to hang with.
Damn you xevious...
Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....
Damn you Xevious be quiet. So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...
Damn you Xevious be quiet.
So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...
Posted 30 August 2008 - 12:57 AM
Posted 30 August 2008 - 01:05 AM
Yeah, basically I want to say after Insomniac ended and he "specialized" in basically HBO specials (or that awful one with Dane Cook on Comedy Central) he just lost his edge. It felt like after that he had to make his jokes just more crude and because of that he wasn't anywhere good like he originally was. No longer about his schtick, but following the footsteps in *shudder* Dane Cook.
He was funny when he was fresh on the circuit. Now the guy is obnoxious as hell. One of those comedians with the tired act that implies he doesn't want to be there.
Posted 30 August 2008 - 01:26 AM
Posted 30 August 2008 - 01:34 AM
The Misadventures of Bender [ on chatroulette & omegle ] - picture blog! check it out and have a laugh
Posted 30 August 2008 - 05:37 PM
“You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.”
"I think pot should be legal, I do. I also think if your cousin is super-hot, you should be able to one time."
"If I had a kid, I’d give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I’d call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things."
"Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?"
'If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you're going to look up Hitler in the phone book."
"Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!""What was I thinking!"
"The best you can do is just roll over and let it drip out."
Posted 30 August 2008 - 06:17 PM
Dave Attell is among my favorite comedians. The others being Zack Galifiniakis, David Cross, Lewis Black, and Mitch Hedburg ().
Great list, Dave Attell is great and if you have a chance to see him don't pass it up.
Posted 09 September 2008 - 08:09 PM
I think that girl swallowing the balloon should have won, with a skill like that you can make a lot of money... my friend likes that beats and ladders vid which I thought was pretty cool too.