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#1 BigSpoonyBard

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    Aaaaauuugghh!

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:37 AM

AND YES, I HAVE TO YELL. GO, GO, GO!!!

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#2 Chika

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:38 AM

First

Your mom is a dick.


#3 TheRock88

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    The Franchise

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:41 AM

I call next OTT!
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Spoony, how cant I read? You said you called the next one, I posted that I was gonna post one but it looked like you already called it.

#4 WhipSmartBanky

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    Bring on the free hooch!

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:40 AM

Noice. Bed.

Now that, my friend, is a shared moment.

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#5 marten

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    YOU DARE NOT.

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:43 AM

Fuck you, I'm looking at a computer.

Unless this is one of those newfangled high-tech microwaves.

Hmm.....



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#6 flowery

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    Abbey Road

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:45 AM

Funny. Takes me back to the olden days.

#7 marten

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    YOU DARE NOT.

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:47 AM

And for those interested in the barleywine list of this morning (caution, big picture):

Spoiler


:beer:



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To be considered a country, you need to have a beer. Sure, it helps to have an airport or nuclear weapons, but at the very least...you need to have a beer.


"May your liquor be cold...your women be hot...and may all your problems slide off like snot. Drink up!"


--- Anton Jackson


#8 youinreverse

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    ...used to be Bioshocked

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:46 AM

Can we all ignore the troll now?

#9 corrosivefrost

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    We're done here.

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:49 AM

And for those interested in the barleywine list of this morning (caution, big picture):

Spoiler


:beer:


A buddy at work is a fan of Oskar Blues.

#10 marten

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    YOU DARE NOT.

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:51 AM

A buddy at work is a fan of Oskar Blues.


Definitely one of the better ones I had.

A/B'ing Alaskan from 07' and 08' was interesting too. Colors were completely different, as were the tastes. Amazing what a year does.



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To be considered a country, you need to have a beer. Sure, it helps to have an airport or nuclear weapons, but at the very least...you need to have a beer.


"May your liquor be cold...your women be hot...and may all your problems slide off like snot. Drink up!"


--- Anton Jackson


#11 JohnnyFoxDarko

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    Yes, hello.

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:52 AM

dicks.

#12 VertigoMotel

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:55 AM

Yes yes good times, lets move on now?

#13 marten

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    YOU DARE NOT.

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:55 AM

JFD, obviously getting her phone number is out.

Get her address, and I'll mail her a prepaid phone for you.

I'm here for you, mang.



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To be considered a country, you need to have a beer. Sure, it helps to have an airport or nuclear weapons, but at the very least...you need to have a beer.


"May your liquor be cold...your women be hot...and may all your problems slide off like snot. Drink up!"


--- Anton Jackson


#14 corrosivefrost

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    We're done here.

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:59 AM

dicks.


Is that your preference these days?

#15 corrosivefrost

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 05:00 AM

JFD, obviously getting her phone number is out.

Get her address, and I'll mail her a prepaid phone for you.

I'm here for you, mang.


Professional instigator. Without a doubt.

#16 flowery

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    Abbey Road

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 05:02 AM

18 and still in the 10th grade. Best part.

#17 BigSpoonyBard

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    Aaaaauuugghh!

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 05:01 AM

JFD, obviously getting her phone number is out.

Get her address, and I'll mail her a prepaid phone for you.

I'm here for you, mang.


This is the best idea I've heard all night.

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#18 marten

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    YOU DARE NOT.

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 05:04 AM

Professional instigator. Without a doubt.


I'm just trying to help the man out. I mean, he probably doesn't want to be known as the guy with the giant black dilldew and gay cowboy porn, right?

This is the best idea I've heard all night.


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"May your liquor be cold...your women be hot...and may all your problems slide off like snot. Drink up!"


--- Anton Jackson


#19 Antiques Roadshow

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    Dick Tracy

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 05:42 AM

I want to Fuck Olivia Munn doggy-style so bad that it hurts.

#20 tiredfornow

tiredfornow

Posted 26 April 2010 - 05:47 AM

big p-i-m-p-i-n-g is all I bees about.

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#21 Mojimbo

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 06:08 AM

http://www.cheapassg...ad.php?t=259501

:-k

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#22 LinkinPrime

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    Always in our hearts...

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 06:46 AM

Damn it, my son purchased 'The Passing' for L4D2...and I don't even have the game anymore :-(

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#23 DT778

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 07:19 AM

Watched Pee-Wee's Big Adventure tonight. Haven't seen it in a very long time so it was like watching it for the first time. Loved the movie about his story at the end with James Brolin fighting ninjas.

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#24 st0neface

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    astro travellin

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 08:33 AM

Holy shit, this past week's Office was amazing.

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#25 AngellicLulu

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:29 AM

I have sorely missed BSB's blog.

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#26 Number83

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    ¡oɹq 'ʎɹoʇs ןooɔ

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 11:12 AM

Morning, OTT.

Wow, looking at most the the first few posts makes me wonder if I accidentally tripped and fell into my wayback machine...or I'm still hungover.

Manthing, you were right...I need more booze in my life!

Mak, Happy Birfday.

Lordwow, I was dragging this morning and as a felt myself dozing off behind the steering wheel, Journey's 'Any Way You Want It" came on and I instantly snapped back to life. That song is better than a cup of coffee.

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#27 JolietJake

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 11:39 AM

dicks.

You don't shoot guys there.

I go to bed and miss all the fun, damn.:cry:

I enjoy the videos and puns posted by Joliet Jake. I think he's almost as funny as my favorite comedian, Dane Cook. Now excuse me while I listen to Fallout Boy's music on their myspace page.


#28 seanr1221

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 12:08 PM

http://www.cheapassg...ad.php?t=259501

:-k


The dead giveaway is his 1750 complete for Halo 3. He told me point blank he hates Halo 3 and never plays it. What a maroon.



I laughed so hard it woke my gf up.

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#29 manthing

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    etc, etc, etc, etc,

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 12:14 PM

ATOT? :shock:

And it's good? :shock: x2


Morning, OTT.

Manthing, you were right...I need more booze in my life!


Spoiler


Now to read the rest of the last OTT
dont hate the player or the game just hate your salf

#30 Number83

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Posted 26 April 2010 - 12:42 PM

ATOT? :shock:

And it's good? :shock: x2




Spoiler


Now to read the rest of the last OTT


Funny, but thats what I was drinking this weekend too! :whee:

It's one of the better OTT's in a long time.

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