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#1 JStryke

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 04:27 AM

Valentine's Day is for suckers.

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#2 Temporaryscars

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 04:45 AM

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#3 Lyricsborn

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 04:50 AM

I'm a sucker then. Well actually my girlfriend is.
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#4 Eviltude

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 05:05 AM

Valentine's Day is a stupid hallmark holiday, but only people who aren't getting any truly hate it. You can give a woman a compliment on Valentine's and she will melt. I guess you will have to buy yourself a rose and touch yourself, like last year.
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#5 Thekrakrabbit

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 05:42 AM

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#6 HumanSnatcher

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 06:03 AM

At least theres usually quiet a few Valentines Day Massacre specials on around this time

When I was in High School a friend got a 100% on a D.A.R.E. test and they gave him a D.A.R.E. duffel bag. Two years later, a drug dealer that was a friend of ours at the time asked to borrow something to transport 2kg of cocaine in and he handed over his D.A.R.E. bag. He brought it back to him with an oz of weed in it as a thank you.



#7 TheRock88

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 06:17 AM

This Linsanity thing is crazy. Wonder if it would be just as big if it was just another white guy.

#8 Temporaryscars

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 06:18 AM

Linsanity?



#9 Ugamer_X

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 06:27 AM

This Linsanity thing is crazy. Wonder if it would be just as big if it was just another white guy.


We're talking about the NBA, it would still be a big deal if it was a white guy.

I love watching the guy play so far.

Linsanity?

Jeremy Lin, undrafted 2nd year player from Harvard. Played 4 games for the Knicks so far and has been tearing it up.

#10 Temporaryscars

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 07:06 AM

zzzzzzzzz



#11 TheRock88

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 07:43 AM

How can you zzz at that? An ASIAN guy just out played Kobe frickin Bryant in the National Basketball Association.

#12 Trakan

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 08:22 AM

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#13 Maklershed

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 12:29 PM

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#14 seanr1221

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 12:57 PM

Can someone make a new OTT?

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#15 JStryke

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 03:59 PM

In 486 posts somebody will.

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#16 eldergamer

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 04:05 PM

I'll have valentines day off. And what the romantic day it will be. what with two kids running around and a 2 month old constantly needing to nurse or be held.

Then again, too many romantic valentne's day (with "Alone Time") is what got us into this mess in the first place.

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#17 h3llbring3r

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 04:07 PM

Can someone make a new OTT?

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#18 seanr1221

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 04:10 PM

Oh yeah, early ME3 demo access

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#19 Blade

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 05:30 PM

I wasn't single up until last month. I had a great girlfriend for two years. She was a college freshman when I was a senior. She's in her junior year now, and a freshman guy started working on campus with her. We have sort of a long distance relationship, since I live about an hour away and I have a job which keeps me busy from 9-5. And she's asian, so her parents are really strict with curfews and what she can and can't do.

This guy she works with became friends with her pretty quickly. He started texting her all the time, and he began asking her out to social things with some other co-workers--shopping, movies, etc. She never declined him. :( I asked her not to go, and I told her that I was worried about this "friendship" she had. Her father said the same thing to her. She always wanted to go with him, in addition to working with him and texting and Facebooking or whatever else they did. Every Friday, like a routine date. We used to have routine dates on Wednesdays, when I didn't have to work. And they did the stuff we used to do on our dates. I thought she could decline for us, but she didn't. I thought asking her to be less friendly would make him be less inclined to ask. But they're persistent as shit, I guess.

On January 20th, I found out she was in his dorm room on his bed with him for a few hours. She told me she went there to drink and talk about how awful she felt for the way she was treating me. :( They drank and watched a movie together, and that was it. Since November, I had asked her to maybe tone it down a little, to compromise with me about going out with this guy every Friday. But she just continued to take it further and make things worse. She asked me to break up with her the night before, because I didn't deserve to be treated so poorly. That night, I did break up with her. She went out shopping with him yesterday after Skyping with him all night.

I told her that I really love her, and I do, but she would have to change this for my sake if she really loved me back. Then she said she can't tell me she loves me because it's too painful. The last thing I said was, "You like him like you used to like me, don't you? Romantically, like more than a friend?" Her response was, "What if I said yes?"

I fucking loved that girl. I was crazy about her. I was the one who asked her out, and I did all of the firsts. She asked me to take her virginity as a birthday present. I wanted to fucking marry her and live with her in a nice, big house with a couple of kids. And I fucking got replaced. I just had enough balls to break up with her before sustaining any more irreparable damage.

So I say Fuck relationships and Valentine's Day. Get out your booze and get wasted as Fuck because that's what this holiday is about for us new singles.

#20 h3llbring3r

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 05:53 PM

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#21 seanr1221

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 06:04 PM

What in the Fuck did I just read?

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#22 Temporaryscars

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 06:44 PM

Got my VGA adapter...it only produces the colors yellow and blue.

Why is it that everything I ever buy is broken?



#23 JStryke

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 06:52 PM

"Thanks" JStryke


You're welcome.

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#24 munch

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 07:46 PM

This ott is fucking retarded.

#25 blindinglights

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 07:54 PM

I just had enough balls to break up with her before sustaining any more irreparable damage.



Honestly, you should have had the balls to break up with her after the first time she essentially went on a date with another dude.

You don't ask your girlfriend to "tone it down" if she's going out with another guy every Friday night, you break that shit off right then and there.

She played you man, and it sounds like she did it right in front of your face and you just couldn't see it.
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#26 Scorch

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 08:13 PM

Honestly, you should have had the balls to break up with her after the first time she essentially went on a date with another dude.

You don't ask your girlfriend to "tone it down" if she's going out with another guy every Friday night, you break that shit off right then and there.

She played you man, and it sounds like she did it right in front of your face and you just couldn't see it.


Pretty much.

On January 20th, I found out she was in his dorm room on his bed with him for a few hours. She told me she went there to drink and talk about how awful she felt for the way she was treating me. :( They drank and watched a movie together, and that was it. Since November, I had asked her to maybe tone it down a little, to compromise with me about going out with this guy every Friday. But she just continued to take it further and make things worse. She asked me to break up with her the night before, because I didn't deserve to be treated so poorly. That night, I did break up with her. She went out shopping with him yesterday after Skyping with him all night.


Are you saying she asked you to break up with her the night before they hung out and "drank and watched movies"? If that's the case, she asked you to break up with her the night before so she could Fuck him without any guilt. She'd feel guilty ending things with you to hook up with him, but if you ended things, she'd get off guilty free.

But as blindinglights said, she played you, and apparently has been for quite a while. Be glad you're out of that situation.

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#27 Cage017

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 08:40 PM

Blade, at least you didn't let it go on long enough to the point where you're going on the Maury Show for a paternity test. If she does try to take you back, make sure to stand up for yourself and move on. As much as I'm not into Valentine's Day, it's one of the few days in retail when I like working there. Why? Because many of the women shoppers are in a good/horny mood and not complaining over the price of tampons and things.
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#28 Number83

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 08:47 PM

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#29 Temporaryscars

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 09:03 PM

I'm already bored with this OTT.

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#30 h3llbring3r

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 09:09 PM

Too easy, list somethings he's been right about-

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