Ive tried all the hot spots and nothing! Ive tried the library,the dentist office, and even the car wash! Where are they?!
Best place to pickup chicks?
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Murderstorm
, May 12 2012 05:52 PM
82 replies to this topic
#4
Posted 12 May 2012 - 06:27 PM
Try Tractor Supply during chick days. They have the corn feed cuties and they are the low maintenance type chicks.
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#5
Posted 12 May 2012 - 06:30 PM
Tagged for future hilarity.Ive tried all the hot spots and nothing! Ive tried the library,the dentist office, and even the car wash! Where are they?!
Also, try abortion clinics.
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#6
Posted 12 May 2012 - 06:35 PM
When did the dentist office and the car wash become hotspots.
Hiccup,
1) 5 miles to dvd store
2) 5 miles back home
3) watch movie
4) 5 miles back to dvd store
5) 5 miles back home
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grand total: 20 miles for a dvd rental.
#8
Posted 12 May 2012 - 06:46 PM
How does one go about picking up a girl at a car wash? Isnt it on rails? Are you getting out of the car and chasing them car ahead of you down? I have never once seen a female car wash employee.
Hiccup,
1) 5 miles to dvd store
2) 5 miles back home
3) watch movie
4) 5 miles back to dvd store
5) 5 miles back home
----------
grand total: 20 miles for a dvd rental.
#10
Posted 12 May 2012 - 07:01 PM
Everyone knows the best place to pick up chix is at the Gamestop B2G1 used sale (sometimes the GF nightly deals are awesome too, but you have to wait for them to ship...and I like the instant gratification of B&M stores). Normally I stay away from GS...but their used sales are OK.
If you are OK with picking up a used chick, and dont really care about how much the last person "beat it up"...then that is one of your better options.
Best of luck!
*5-stared this thread. Good stuff guys, great advice, thread of the year!
If you are OK with picking up a used chick, and dont really care about how much the last person "beat it up"...then that is one of your better options.
Best of luck!
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#12
Posted 12 May 2012 - 07:34 PM
Rodeo's
Who cares about these invisible things?Alright kids the worlds ending, back on the bus.
#16
Posted 12 May 2012 - 08:04 PM
Damn you xevious...
Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....
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#17
Posted 12 May 2012 - 08:07 PM
A farm.
At least that way if the chicks turn you down the sheep are available.
At least that way if the chicks turn you down the sheep are available.
#22
Posted 12 May 2012 - 11:18 PM
AA meetings?
Hiccup,
1) 5 miles to dvd store
2) 5 miles back home
3) watch movie
4) 5 miles back to dvd store
5) 5 miles back home
----------
grand total: 20 miles for a dvd rental.
#24
Posted 12 May 2012 - 11:38 PM
Cheapassgamer.com forums. Lots of bitches up in here.
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#25
Posted 13 May 2012 - 12:16 AM
Chick-fil-A
Every Chick-Fil-A I've been to in South Florida has had lots of attractive women employees and customers. They might as well rename the place "Chick Magnet".
If that doesn't work, try Castle Anthrax.
#27
Posted 13 May 2012 - 12:30 AM
Grocery store. Ask them a question about a piece of fruit or something, so they feel smart.
Don't say "Hey can I check out your melons?"
Do say: "Excuse me...Do you know how to tell when these things are ripe?"
Don't say "Hey can I check out your melons?"
Do say: "Excuse me...Do you know how to tell when these things are ripe?"
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#29
Posted 13 May 2012 - 01:30 AM
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#30
Posted 13 May 2012 - 01:39 AM
A farm.
At least that way if the chicks turn you down the sheep are available.
Would that make the OP a baaaaaaad boy?Not a bad idea, if you don't mind the possibility of three headed kids at some point in the future.Family Reunions
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