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#1 Enuf

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 05:36 PM

Based off the thread responses I think it'd be wise to list at least 3 women that you DO THINK is HOT SO we can "gauge" your criteria of hotness

It all started from a sale on the Friends complete series thread but I realized that so many of the celeb's & so called celeb's that are spoken about as been hot and/or sexy just aren't. I don't get it & I doubt I'm alone I've seen hotter women that work @ TD Bank then the ones on Friends or that ABC housewives...

I know Teri Hatcher from Lois & Clark she was much fuller back then now blah & the chick TO picked up on MNF is regular.
All the stars on Friends...

I like a thick(not fat but some "chunky in Hollywood terms women though) exotic face and/or pure stunning beauty
Stacy Dash would get it all day, half of tomorrow, most of next week & all next year
Halle Berry same as Stacy Dash
keisha knight pulliam same smile to die for
Kym Whitley = milk milk milk & her face/dimples is nice too wouldn't think she's over 50

Megan Fox = face yes body nope

I don't get it


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#2 whoknows

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 05:38 PM

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#3 irideabike

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 06:11 PM

Scarlett Johansson. Her face/teeth/smile look scary to me. I don't get that one at all.

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#4 Yamato

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 06:53 PM

pictures should be mandatory.

#5 irideabike

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:06 PM

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I don't know why, just do not like.

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#6 DestroVega

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:23 PM

Great thread. I need to think on it.

#7 Sway

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:31 PM

"Beauty(hotness) is in the eye of the beholder"

pictures should be mandatory.


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#8 Enuf

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:46 PM

"Beauty(hotness) is in the eye of the beholder"

yeah, but sometimes the "beholder" is drunk, high and/or blind. Everybody deserves love but just not from me.

They also say a "pic is worth a thousand words" so what's a vid worth telepathy LOL



not hot but some people will

#9 tcrash247

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:47 PM

Angelina Jolie, will never understand why everyone goes nuts over her, she looks like a skinny skank.

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:57 PM

Kristen Stewart. When she's not all glam, she looks like the average girl you might run in to at Target.



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Posted 25 June 2012 - 08:05 PM

Gorgeous, sexy movie star Emily Blunt

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 08:11 PM

Angelina Jolie, will never understand why everyone goes nuts over her, she looks like a skinny skank.


Now? Yes. She's incredibly thin which makes her head look huge. But go back and look at Hackers, Playing God, and, erm, Foxfire, before she went "movie star". World of difference.

#13 WV Matsui

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 08:29 PM

pictures should be mandatory.


This :lol:

#14 Fatality

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 08:40 PM

"Beauty(hotness) is in the eye of the beholder"



This times a million.

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Jessica Biel

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#15 Fatality

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 08:44 PM

Erin Andrews

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#16 DestroVega

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 09:07 PM

Ugh. I hate Erin Andrews. No talent fucking idiot.

#17 WV Matsui

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 09:55 PM

Ugh. I hate Erin Andrews. No talent fucking idiot.


Agreed! I also don't see what folks see in Michelle Beedle!

#18 Invicta 61

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 09:58 PM

This stank ho.

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#19 4thHorseman

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:50 PM

Its easy to say why some of these celebs are "hot".


Boobs. Simple as that. Add it to a smaller body and an average face, along with the extra oomph from Hollywood fame, and you have people slobbering like Piaget's dog.

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:56 PM

I never did understand Paris Hilton. Then again, it was that South Park episode that shaped my opinion of her.

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 11:02 PM

Agreed! I also don't see what folks see in Michelle Beedle!

They are both average to above average, but they talk sports. The same way video game nerds will give hotness points to random G4 hosts, sports buffs will give hotness points to female sports anchors. I mean, I don't think Olivia Munn is super hot, but nerdy girls aren't my thing. On the other hand, Beedle could get it, and she's not exactly a supermodel.

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#22 DestroVega

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 11:08 PM

Agreed! I also don't see what folks see in Michelle Beedle!


I saw her in person the last day she worked for ESPN outside a restaurant, she's beautiful in person.

#23 DestroVega

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 11:09 PM

They are both average to above average, but they talk sports. The same way video game nerds will give hotness points to random G4 hosts, sports buffs will give hotness points to female sports anchors. I mean, I don't think Olivia Munn is super hot, but nerdy girls aren't my thing. On the other hand, Beedle could get it, and she's not exactly a supermodel.


Olivia Munn is fake nerdy though.

#24 mtxbass1

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 11:50 PM

Agreed! I also don't see what folks see in Michelle Beedle!


I'm sorry, but Beedle is hot both on and off camera. I don't give her bonus points for knowing sports. She's a good looking woman with a good personality. That's hard to come by.



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Posted 26 June 2012 - 12:32 AM

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 01:59 AM

Ugh. I hate Erin Andrews. No talent fucking idiot.

I can't stand her because she is a fucking gator.

#27 n8rockerasu

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 02:01 AM

Megan Fox = face yes body nope

I don't get it


Wait...am I misunderstanding? You're saying Megan Fox's face is hot...but her body isn't?
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I don't...are you serious? I'd even accept an argument for the other way around. But unless you're going to make the "too skinny" argument (which sadly, most of these actresses hit at some point), you've got to be joking.

As for the "Friends actresses", my opinion has always been that Jennifer Aniston looked better in the earlier seasons, and Courtney Cox looked better in the later seasons. Lisa Kudrow was always just "the weird one", and NBC really didn't go out of their way to make her seem overly attractive. Obviously, I can recognize everybody having different tastes, but if you don't find this version of Jennifer Aniston attractive (circa 1995), just GTFO, lol.
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Posted 26 June 2012 - 03:04 AM

kristen stewart the fuckin bitch is a mopy pale albino with no acting skill to speak of but for some reason shes the it girl in movies. i see her and my penis just goes soft.

never found cindy crawford hot either the way that damn mole just follows you from everywhere.

paris hilton aint hot shes just rich slutty which no guy will marry slutty but wed all like to stick our dicks in it from time to time. but every so often shes does look decent but that scarlet H on her makes it hard to like it alot.

one really fucking hott chick is that blonde on attack of the show fucking hell shes got the tightest damn tasty bits i watch that show jut on the slim hopes of a wardrobe malfunction.

#29 whoknows

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 03:07 AM

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 03:10 AM

kristen stewart the fuckin bitch is a mopy pale albino with no acting skill to speak of but for some reason shes the it girl in movies. i see her and my penis just goes soft.


yeah, you're wrong. I guess you just watched the twilight movies?

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