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#1 pitfallharry219

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:24 AM

Shit, I remember being an 8 year old obsessed with what was inside that egg. I'm still not sure what the Fuck it was.

#2 mitch079

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:27 AM

A turd(ucken).

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#3 pitfallharry219

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:27 AM

Seth Rollins is Tyler Black but who are the other two FKA?


Ambrose is Jon Moxley, and the other guy is a Samoan, Roman Leakee, Rosey's brother and Sika's son.

#4 pitfallharry219

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:34 AM

I think Camacho is out with an injury, an ACL tear maybe.

edit: No, wait. That's Hunico.

#5 Scorch

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:45 AM

Bringing this over from the other thread re: Attitude Era DVD

There is no blurring of the WWF “scratch” logo present on the DVD footage, nor muting of any WWF utterances.

The only ‘bleeps’ present are for swear words that had already been censored on broadcast TV originally. A couple of crowd signs are blurred (due to copyright or sensitivity), but language, middle fingers, and blood are all left intact throughout.


doc is one hour or so and moves quickly, the rest of the 8 hours are matches/segments. Apparently Russo is interviewed.

also, best of WCW Nitro details:

For six years WCW Monday Nitro went head-to-head with WWE Raw pulling out all the stops to gain the upper hand in the escalating Monday Night War. The place “where the big boys play” produced such a wealth of non-stop thrills action drama and controversy that we could not possibly scratch the surface in one volume. Host Diamond Dallas Page returns to present Volume 2 of the wildly successful Best of WCW Nitro series. Sports entertainment fans will relive eight more hours of the poisonous n.W.o, electrifying cruiserweights and unparalleled star power that delivered an endless supply of timeless matches and moments. All the greatest WCW stars are included such as Ric Flair Hulk Hogan Sting Kevin Nash Rey Mysterio Eric Bischoff Goldberg and more. Plus check out the Nitro Girls Nitro parties, WCW’s spring break bashes, celebrity integration, and several matches never-before-released on DVD


To be fair, WCW never really put out any DVD's (only VHS), so aside from volume 1 and a few compilations, most matches have never been on DVD.

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#6 KaneRobot

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:46 AM

Shit, I remember being an 8 year old obsessed with what was inside that egg. I'm still not sure what the Fuck it was.


Most people thought it was going to be Dibiase's mystery partner inside the egg at the time. Part of me kind of wishes it was and they combined the two gimmicks. Huge guy in all black with a turkey head emerges from the egg, then dances with Mean Gene before tombstoning him.

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Interested to how Ambrose does now that he has been moved up. One of the few indy darlings I'm legitimately excited to see on a big stage.

#7 mykevermin

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:21 AM

Chuck Norris, Ray Combs, Jerry Lawler's 3 knights, Doink, Dink, Pink, and (twink? ;)) - the "thanksgiving night tradition" is historically a bevvy of wrestlecrap.

Not sure that they'll capitalize on these guys going after Ryback. Remember how amped you were about the NXT revolt that led to D.Brine's firing for the necktie chokehold? Remember how you felt 4 weeks later when John Cena, recently fired, showed up on Raw wearing kneepads under his jeanshorts?

Yeah, that's the quality of work I anticipate from WWE at this point.
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#8 Angry Man

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:35 AM

Yep. At this point I expect the WWE to have Goldbe... I mean Ryback squash all these guys at the next PPV and will be quickly forgotten about five minutes later.

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#9 Halo05

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:47 AM

The news about the Attitude era collection is good news. Same with the Nitro volume 2 one. I'll probably get both although I'll need to check the match listing for the Attitude one, it might be tons of stuff that I already have elsewhere.

As many of you know, black ops 2 is plaid with bugs, lag etc which many people have been suffering including me.


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#10 neocisco

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:49 AM

A turd(ucken).


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Ambrose is Jon Moxley, and the other guy is a Samoan, Roman Leakee, Rosey's brother and Sika's son.


OK...who is Jon Moxley? :lol:

EDIT: Never mind, just did a little research on him. He hasn't been anywhere I've ever followed except a little DGUSA.

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#11 JJSP

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:24 AM

It's 2012, and the Survivor Series card included CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, Tyler Black, and Jon Moxley. Weird.

#12 The Great Muta

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:08 AM

Throwing this into this new ark because we went through several years of garbage and it's hopefully time to rejoice,

Thank you, Linda McMahon, for losing your second senate bid, ya fucking Big Bird bitch.



And because it's quite possibly the last time in the foreseeable future where I'll reference the Linda McMahon senate failures.


It's 2012, and the Survivor Series card included CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, Tyler Black, and Jon Moxley. Weird.



Cue the "this confirms 2012 is the end of the world" posts.

I truly hope this is the beginning of a page turn for WWE. Like most people who frequent these threads, I've been a lifelong wrasslin fan, want to like WWE's product, and have every desire to see wrasslin for adults and not kids.

Not that I want HLA or another necrophilia angle, but damn it, enough "you are poopy"-and-"maybe he'll ask Jim Neidhart if he can take her out on a date"-level commentary, promos, and angles. I am a grown-ass man and this shit is embarrassing.

#13 mykevermin

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 12:22 PM

Not that I want HLA or another necrophilia angle


Not wanting your children to watch it ≠ "adult."

Late night Cinemax ≠ adult.

I just want a product that respects the audience and respects itself. Which is not only about writing, but more importantly about production.
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#14 MushaOne

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 12:33 PM

I truly hope this is the beginning of a page turn for WWE. Like most people who frequent these threads, I've been a lifelong wrasslin fan, want to like WWE's product, and have every desire to see wrasslin for adults and not kids.


Any and every good thing WWE had going for itself in the last 10 years they have completely destroyed. This is the realization I have come to that made me finally stop watching their product. They find a way to ruin everything and I dont see that changing any time soon. As long as they are a publicly traded stock and only care about being a mainstream product to make as much easy money as possible, wrestling fans are screwed.

#15 mykevermin

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 12:37 PM

right-o. After last night, we're Charlie Brown and WWE is holding the football for us.

Whether or not we believe we're going to be allowed to kick it is up to you.
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#16 Scorch

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:35 PM

WWE's website has a new article up on NXT Champion Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns - the men who attacked Ryback in the main event of WWE's Survivor Series pay-per-view.

Here's what they wrote about each man:

Seth Rollins: "Seth Rollins is the first ever WWE NXT Champion, having won a tournament to crown the inaugural titleholder. This native of Davenport, Iowa, came into NXT with a sterling reputation from his work on the independent circuit and immediately made an impact in WWE’s developmental system. Perhaps the word best used to describe Rollins would be “chaotic.” His in-ring style is calculated, yet frantic. Employing a combination of high-risk maneuvers and devastating strikes, Rollins’ offense is spectacular and elicits show-closing ovations."

Roman Reigns: "Like his fellow WWE NXT standouts, Roman Reigns is a fierce competitor and an exceptional athlete. Inside the ring, Reigns is a heavy hitter, and he is just as aggressive outside the ring. The powerhouse always acts with a sense of purpose, depicting power and commanding respect. Put simply, Roman Reigns views himself as the most valuable commodity in NXT."

Dean Ambrose: "Dean Ambrose is every bit as effective as Rollins, but there's something slightly off about this dangerous competitor. From the moment he marched onto the scene, WWE NXT fans were unable to take their eyes off Ambrose. Fearless, wild and always unpredictable, the iconoclast more than lived up to his reputation as a world-class competitor and infamous troublemaker."

"In October last year, Ambrose created quite a stir when WWE champion CM Punk appeared at NXT for an autograph signing. Ambrose decided to verbally assault Punk on the microphone, resulting in a raucous and unforgettable scene when The Straight Edge Savior challenged Ambrose that evening. The 30-minute showdown between the two physical competitors blew away the lucky fans who witnessed it."





With today being the official one year mark of Punk holding the belt, I feel like tonight would be the perfect time to introduce the new title.

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#17 KaneRobot

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:19 PM

I truly hope this is the beginning of a page turn for WWE.

Come on, you know that isn't happening. It'll be neat to have some fresh guys cutting promos about how the company sucks and all that, but this time 2 months from now it'll be on to more important stuff like Rock's 3 month visit and The Game cerebrally assassinating Brock Lesnar.
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#18 diddy310

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:53 PM

Just from that description of Rollins I fear that he's going to get Kofi Kingston levels of "controlled frenzy!!" out of Cole.

#19 xilly

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:02 PM

With today being the official one year mark of Punk holding the belt, I feel like tonight would be the perfect time to introduce the new title.


Long overdue, but probably won't happen.

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#20 Spyder187

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:21 PM

It seems Colt Cabana suffered a mysterious and rapid infection in one of his fingers that requiered surgery, even after being admitted to the hospital and being put on IV antibiotics. Pic below, but not for the squeemish.

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#21 The Great Muta

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:26 PM

Not wanting your children to watch it ≠ "adult."

Late night Cinemax ≠ adult.

I just want a product that respects the audience and respects itself. Which is not only about writing, but more importantly about production.



Absolutely agree, sir.

Any and every good thing WWE had going for itself in the last 10 years they have completely destroyed. This is the realization I have come to that made me finally stop watching their product. They find a way to ruin everything and I dont see that changing any time soon. As long as they are a publicly traded stock and only care about being a mainstream product to make as much easy money as possible, wrestling fans are screwed.



WWE is like an abusive relationship. You want to believe that things will be better, but they most likely won't ever be anything but a soul-crushing beatdown.

Come on, you know that isn't happening. It'll be neat to have some fresh guys cutting promos about how the company sucks and all that, but this time 2 months from now it'll be on to more important stuff like Rock's 3 month visit and The Game cerebrally assassinating Brock Lesnar.



B-but Obama got his second term. Yes we can! Yes we can! Yes we can. Yes we can? Yes... Um. Fuck, you're right.

#22 CaseyRyback

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:35 AM

Kind of surprised that 20 posts in that no one has commented on the lack of a link to the last thread in the OP.

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#23 Genocidal

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:47 AM

The complaint is always no link to the new thread in the old, which there was: http://www.cheapassg...8&postcount=503
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#24 neocisco

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 02:01 AM

The complaint is always no link to the new thread in the old, which there was: http://www.cheapassg...8&postcount=503


Yup, PFH represented.

It seems Colt Cabana suffered a mysterious and rapid infection in one of his fingers that requiered surgery, even after being admitted to the hospital and being put on IV antibiotics. Pic below, but not for the squeemish.

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He's not kidding, it's really gross.

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#25 KaneRobot

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 02:08 AM

Uh oh. Cena didn't look good running up the ramp. At first I thought maybe he was just trying to hide his boner shame.

#26 Draknight

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 02:10 AM

LMAO when Cena sprained his ankle. He should've have just stayed in the ring and make out with AJ some more, I know I would've.

Edit: that's a pretty nasty staph infection on colt cabanas finger

#27 neocisco

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 02:16 AM

Well, this is...something.


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#28 pitfallharry219

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 02:25 AM

I've seen that video at least four or five times, and that opening "Yep" never fails to induce a belly laugh.

#29 mykevermin

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 02:34 AM

This episode is fucking insufferable.

...aaand, there's Khali and Hornswoggle.
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#30 Genocidal

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 02:38 AM

Heh. Fun fact, his brother Dr. Paul Farmer is a somewhat famous anthropologist who spoke at my freshman fall convocation about the book he wrote.
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