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[Rai Rai]

Here's your stupid new GGT.

Edited by distgfx, 11 December 2012 - 11:45 PM.

[weevles]

Perfect.


http://www.cheapassg...line=1352774626



GGT can can suck their lazy, stupid boardgame playing dicks while they play their stupid boardgames in their stupid conversations about their stupid boardgame playing lives.

Stupid faces.

[The Crotch]

Yeah, I can work with this.

[weevles]

Go on...

[The Crotch]

But instead of "jerks", it should say "berks".

Because it's a Planescape reference and I am literally a one-note character who is one hundred percent predictable with no real redeeming value.

[panzerfaust]

We need to add these to the play list: El Grande and Shadows Over Camelot

[whoknows]

I like this.

[weevles]

But instead of "jerks", it should say "berks".

Because it's a Planescape reference and I am literally a one-note character who is one hundred percent predictable with no real redeeming value.

I like this.

We need to add these to the play list: El Grande and Shadows Over Camelot

Berks.

[The Crotch]

it, let's just play Arkham Horror.

[Rai Rai]

You bucking berks.

[hankmecrankme]

Berkoffs.

[The Crotch]

Those are not part of the Planescape cant, ya sodding clueless.

[Indignate]

Crotch, tell me not to play BGEE.

Also, while you're doing that, don't tell me to go get the original BG with the Tutu mod.

[Indignate]

Zeeeeeeeeeekeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

Andrew just sent me the weirdest message but you're not on AIM so we can talk about it.

[whoknows]

I am too on AIM.

[Indignate]

I know. I just wanted to let everyone else know what we going to be talking about.

[whoknows]

Does that mean you aren't going to talk to me about it on AIM?

[The Crotch]

Don't play BGEE because you can get the original and its sequel for the same price and, instead of using the Tutu mod, you can run the BGTrilogy mod or, if you are some manner of madman, the Big World mod.

Spoiler

The original BG doesn't hold up very well, regardless. BG2 is the far better game.

Also,

Spoiler

The dog represents me, realizing that Vassal exists and holy shit it has everything.

[Indignate]

It doesn't have Munchkin.

Or any of the good versions of Risk.

And neither of those hawt new Gears of War and Halo board games that came out last year.

[The Crotch]

Okay, I'll admit, I'm a little disappointed that it doesn't have Risk Legacy.

But it does have Axis & Allies.

EDIT: And though I rank BG2 way above BG (and consider BGEE pretty much pointless), I will admit that it, too, is absurdly flawed. 2nd edition was a terrible fucking monstrosity, and it's a damn shame that some of the most interesting games ever have been saddled with it and its successors.

[Indignate]

Wait a josh danged minute here...

BG1 + BG2 =/= BG Trilogy.

[j-cart]

AXIS AND FUCKING ALLIES.

Each time I play I keep asking all my Japanese friends "How could you lose?! Did you see the size of your NAVY?!"

Also vassal is missing Munchkin. Munchkin is godlike.

[Indignate]

I already said that, but I did find a version all in Russian.

[The Crotch]

I like Axis and Allies just for playing Russia, honestly.

Wait a josh danged minute here...

BG1 + BG2 =/= BG Trilogy.

BG2's expansion, Throne of Bhaal, is sometimes referred to as BG3. I remember an interview with Bioware saying they regret not making it a full-fledged sequel instead of an expansion. It really does suffer for its short length.

[j-cart]

I play America and just build planes for like half the game

[gunnm]

ahhhh you think the ggt is your ally

[BlueScrote]

Just started Critter Crunch. Seriously. What is going on here?

[weevles]

AXIS AND FUCKING ALLIES.

Each time I play I keep asking all my Japanese friends "How could you lose?! Did you see the size of your NAVY?!"

Also vassal is missing Munchkin. Munchkin is godlike.

I play America and just build planes for like half the game

[j-cart]

Just started Critter Crunch. Seriously. What is going on here?

Biggs is trying to get his grub on!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpSrOanl6YM

I can't be racist, I am a half chinese, half white American born into a middle class family with no religious values.

[The Crotch]

Everyone knows that the Chinese have never held a grudge against the Japanese. Geeze, gunm.