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The Santa's Slay Wrestling Thread


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#1 Ced

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:10 AM

Previously on CAG: This happened.

Now for the Part XV: The Ragin' Climax!

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Just in time for the Festivus and now guaranteed to overstay its welcome like your least favorite relative, it's the Christmas edition of the wrestling thread!

Celebrate the holiday rediscovering a classic, 2005's Santa's Slay with everybody's favorite meathead and third favorite wrestling Jew (by consensus), Bill Goldberg.

Edited by ced, 23 December 2012 - 06:20 PM.


#2 Genocidal

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:15 AM

Who is my second favorite Jewish wrestler? Obviously #1 is The Big O.
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#3 Spyder187

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:15 AM

Really? Was Xanta Klaus to busy to make a wrestling thread appearance that you had to remind everyone of this shitfest of a movie?
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#4 JJSP

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:39 AM

Random Jewish wrestlers: Pillman, Raven, Macho, Kidman, DDP, Nash, Kane, Malenko.

#5 Ced

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:50 AM

Really? Was Xanta Klaus to busy to make a wrestling thread appearance that you had to remind everyone of this shitfest of a movie?


Maybe we'll get the Antonio Cesaro Appreciation/Reconnaissance/Verständnis/Riconoscenza Wrestling Thread next, but in the meantime, everybody gets some shitty smelling coal for letting the prior thread survive too long.

You're Welcome.

Random Jewish wrestlers: Pillman, Raven, Macho, Kidman, DDP, Nash, Kane, Malenko.


That actually would have been a pretty kickass stable.

Edited by ced, 23 December 2012 - 07:40 AM.


#6 neocisco

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:19 AM

Who is my second favorite Jewish wrestler? Obviously #1 is The Big O.


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#7 mitch079

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:26 AM

Really? Was Xanta Klaus to busy to make a wrestling thread appearance that you had to remind everyone of this shitfest of a movie?


You had plenty of time to start a thread and call it whatever the Fuck you wanted. Do something useful and photoshop Ryback in as Goldberg.

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#8 mitch079

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:27 AM

Random Jewish wrestlers: Pillman, Raven, Macho, Kidman, DDP, Nash, Kane, Malenko.


You forgot Barry Horriblewitz.

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#9 Genocidal

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:34 AM

Spoiler


But of course. Can't believe he slipped my mind.
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#10 diddy310

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:39 AM

No pats on the back will be given for that one.

#11 Spyder187

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:06 AM

You had plenty of time to start a thread and call it whatever the Fuck you wanted. Do something useful and photoshop Ryback in as Goldberg.


Aww I'm sorry if my criticism of Goldberg's crappy movie upset you. I mean, no, it isn't as good as any of the Hulkster's wonderful academy award winning films, but i will say it is better than perhaps anything one may see on the Lifetime Movie Network.

Also, I don't own Photoshop. If i did I would make things more original that that. I would spend my time pasting Cm Punk's "unimpressed" facial expression into random newsworthy photos as seen here.
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#12 Mr. Beef

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:02 AM

...people are still complaining about the thread topic, I see.

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#13 axlrose4183

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 02:04 PM

I didn't know Kevin Nash was jewish

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#14 metaphysicalstyles

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 02:09 PM

I've got $5 that says thread title complaints won't end until page 3.
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#15 Antiques Roadshow

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 03:16 PM

Where's dat widely anticipated Das Wunderkind thread?

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#16 axlrose4183

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:39 PM

"Hey man here's Alex Wright, the German" - WCW Nitro PSX video rant at selection screen.

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#17 advanced

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:48 PM

I've never seen that movie cover before.

Pretty good stuff....:puke:

#18 mitch079

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:27 PM

Since Spyder's on the rag, I figure this is appropriate:


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#19 Tsel

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:00 PM

Was this posted?


Daniel Bryan and Ryback's lines are hilarious.

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#20 JJSP

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:27 AM

Antonio Inoki converted to Islam and is now Muhammad Hussein.

#21 cgarb84

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 01:04 AM

Antonio Inoki converted to Islam and is now Muhammad Hussein.


You mean this guy?



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#22 Spyder187

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 01:45 AM

You mean this guy?



Don't they use that entrance music for pretty much any Arab character?
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#23 The Great Muta

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 02:18 AM

Muhammad Hassan: Great character and heat—but WWE chose to wuss out. Probably because of Linda McMahon's impending political career. I think any other wrasslin company would relish such an opportunity.

#24 Genocidal

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 02:21 AM

Muhammad Hassan: Great character and heat—but WWE chose to wuss out. Probably because of Linda McMahon's impending political career. I think any other wrasslin company would relish such an opportunity.


Actually, this happened: http://en.wikipedia....London_bombings
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#25 The Great Muta

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 02:27 AM

Actually, this happened: http://en.wikipedia....London_bombings



Yeah, I know.

I still would have gone with the character. He had a ridiculous amount of heat. During the Gulf War, WWE didn't wuss out by dropping the Iron Sheik and heel Sgt. Slaughter. Safe to assume they quit on Hassan due to reasons other than just the bombings.

#26 Genocidal

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 02:32 AM

I don't know, the backlash against them from UPN was pretty big, and they were considering giving the guy a run with the WHC before all that happened, iirc. Might've had something to do with him wanting to use WWE as a platform for his acting career as well. I think this is one of the times where the blame doesn't actually fall on the company.
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#27 Mr. Beef

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 03:38 AM

I believe Hassan is a teacher now. He did an interview talking about his run as Hassan and, IIRC, mentioned he has no real desire to go back to wrestling in general.

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#28 davo1224

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 03:45 AM

Yeah he was a pretty bland, if not awful, wrestler from what I remember. The thing that did it was when they had him choke Undertaker with chicken wire and then hooded insurgents took him away. This was either the day of or day after the London bombings.

#29 Ced

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 03:57 AM

I went to that show so that's why I remember this. It was filmed in Sacramento on Monday and the bombing happened on Thursday, the day Smackdown normally aired. Depending on who the local affiliate was, you either got crowd shots or the segment as is with or without a little blurb scrolling on the bottom of the screen reminding the viewer the station doesn't condone terrorism in light of the London attack earlier in the day.

#30 The Great Muta

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 05:41 AM

. . . I think this is one of the times where the blame doesn't actually fall on the company.



I'll agree. You're probably correct. And Hassan was a bit bland as a wrassler, but man, that heat. If he had been around longer, there would be a new term for X-Pac heat.

And if anyone has any interest in puro, Wrestle Kingdom 7 takes place January 4th, 2013. Here's a complete upload of Wrestle Kingdom 6.



Could be because I'm a huge Muta fan, which was my first moniker on the Internet, but his match with Naito was pretty stellar for a dude with his injuries and at his age.

For WK7, I'm most looking forward to Tanahashi-Okada. Okada has been a breakout star in 2012. Plus, I'm pretty sure Nakamura is jobbing to Sakuraba. Ugh.

EDIT: Something funky is happening with the spoiler tag for the video.