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[hankmecrankme]

It's been over 5 years, and y'all are boring characters now. Story is lame. Shit's stale.

We need to Michael Bay shit up in here. More explosions, more attractive people. More excitement. More giant ass robots. You know the drill.

New members must pass the Joel test. That is, he's going to break into your house without being caught, hide a crate of dildos in your closet, and leave.

[Indignate]

It hurts how true this is.

[Indignate]

It's a Planescape Torment joke.

You shouldn't make references that only you get.

[The Crotch]

You shouldn't make references that only you get.

That particular problem is in your power to solve.

[Indignate]

I'm not sure if you want me to play that game or not.

You're such a tease.

[Rai Rai]

I'd like to nominate Josh's girlfriend.

[hankmecrankme]

That particular problem is in your power to solve.

But you said you'd buy us all Planescape Torment as Christmas presents.

Goddamn liar.

. . .Or did you say Planetside 2? I don't remember.

[Indignate]

Oh, there's more info in the OP now. And the thread title changed.

Weird.

[The Crotch]

No but srsly, Vassal tomorrow? CAH or BSG?

I'm not sure if you want me to play that game or not.

You're such a tease.

Didn't you say you'd tried starting it before once? Or was that some other IE game?

But you said you'd buy us all Planescape Torment as Christmas presents.

Goddamn liar.

. . .Or did you say Planetside 2? I don't remember.

That wouldn't be fair to Frost, who refuses to play anything not sold via Steam.

[hankmecrankme]

Oh, there's more info in the OP now. And the thread title changed.

Weird.

The only thing that's changed is you.

And Zacky, RIP. Choked to death while trying to eat 3 Big Macs at once.

[hankmecrankme]

Poor Zacky, he was like a candle in the wind. . .

[Indignate]

Wait, if we reboot, does that mean he starts posting again?

No but srsly, Vassal tomorrow? CAH or BSG?

I'll do the first, but probably not the second.

Didn't you say you'd tried starting it before once? Or was that some other IE game?

Baldur's Gate.

[The Crotch]

The first Baldur's Gate is... Well, as Bioware's first-ever RPG and second-ever game, it was pretty fucking amazing. But it aged terribly, whereas the other IE games just aged poorly.

Yes panzerfaust, I know what you think about games "aging poorly" and "aging well"; shut up, poop-head. Still downloading Spec Ops.

EDIT:

Wait, if we reboot, does that mean he starts posting again?

Maybe he can be our Starbuck?

[Indignate]

Zeki Younis 7:07 pm
oh
so you're talking to crotch
go ahead.
i dont even care

Zeki Younis 7:10 pm
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Zeki Younis 7:15 pm
im drinking pepsi with a crazy straw

Zeki Younis 7:15 pm
I DONT NEED YOU

[BlueScrote]

I liked Ezio's story line thing.

Maybe I just liked his character, I don't know.

I did too. I don't think anyone really likes the over arching storyline. It's just convoluted so they can pull whatever they want out of their asses.


Also, Assassin's Creed 3 just trolled me hard.

[Indignate]

Maybe he can be our Starbuck?

Hold the fuckin phone! So he'll go from being a hairy ass fat guy into being a attractive ass fit woman?

I'm totally with this idea.

[The Crotch]

He might not be so down with it...

There was a time – I know I was there – when men were men, women were
women and sometimes a cigar was just a good smoke. But 40 years of
feminism have taken their toll. The war against masculinity has been
won. Everything has turned into its opposite, so that what was once
flirting and smoking is now sexual harassment and criminal. And
everyone is more lonely and miserable as a result.

One can quickly surmise what a problem the original Starbuck created
for the re-imaginators. Starbuck was all charm and humour and
flirting without an angry bone in his womanising body. Yes, he was
definitely `female driven', but not in the politically correct ways
of Re-imagined Television. What to do, wondered the Re-imaginators?
Keep him as he was, with a twinkle in his eye, a stogie in his mouth,
a girl in every galaxy? This could not be. He would stick out like,
well like a jock strap in a drawer of thongs. Starbuck refused to be
re-imagined. It became the Great Dilemma. How to have your Starbuck
and delete him too?

I'm not sure if a cigar in the mouth of Stardoe resonates in the same
way it did in the mouth of Starbuck. Perhaps. Perhaps it "resonates"
more. Perhaps that's the point. I'm not sure. What I am sure of is
this…

Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. Hamlet does not scan as
Hamletta. Nor does Han Solo as Han Sally. Faceman is not the same as
Facewoman. Nor does a Stardoe a Starbuck make. Men hand out cigars.
Women `hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years,
has gone round.

[gunnm]

I got WC 3 battlechest I can finally play DOTA

[BlueScrote]

I got WC 3 battlechest I can finally play DOTA

Play through the campaigns, They still hold up today (then again there hasn't been much advancement in RTS since WC3 (company of heroes -> Dawn of War 1/2, and that's about it).

[gunnm]

I did too. I don't think anyone really likes the over arching storyline. It's just convoluted so they can pull whatever they want out of their asses.


Also, Assassin's Creed 3 just trolled me hard.

Connor sucks and not interesting. I couldn't give a shit what happened to his indian tribe and for a game that touts an open world it sure was a boring open world. RDR still remains the best open world game I've ever played

I played one match or two matches of AC 3 MP it was much better than revelations but I'd rather play Halo 4 or GOW 3

Play through the campaigns, They still hold up today (then again there hasn't been much advancement in RTS since WC3 (company of heroes -> Dawn of War 1/2, and that's about it).

I played them way back when my computer couldn't even play DOTA it was so bad but now I have a much better computer so I get to experience a 10 year old game for the first time whenever BB ships my game

[Indignate]

You mean the desert?

Does he mean the desert?

[gunnm]

hrm?

[GhostShark]

Just got Spec Ops: The Line for 2.69 from Amazon. Shit sucks that it's not just a steam code.

[BlueScrote]

You mean the desert?

Does he mean the desert?

[gunnm]

IP banned for 24 hours for trying too many random cd keys to download SC BW ^_^

[The Crotch]

Spoiler

I was heartbroken when I found out this was fake.

[hankmecrankme]

But you don't live in Minneapolis, Crotch. . .

[hankmecrankme]

And by that, I'm implying that it's your profile, not that you're interested in him.

Which if you are, it's cool. I don't judge.

[gunnm]

That brony shit is just weird.

[Indignate]

Only God can judge you.

But isn't Hank Jesus? But he don't judge?

I'm confused.