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#1 LaraCroftsLeftBoob

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:12 PM

So i got a call just a bit ago from a gentleman with a thick Indian accent who said he was from Microsoft. He says their servers have detected a virus on my computer, but that he can help me fix the problem if i follow his instructions.

Yeah, I'm sure he'll fix me right up.

Even though he interrupted my video gaming i decided to have a little fun with him. For about 30 minutes i claimed to be trying what he said, but to no avail. nothing was working, the website he wanted me to go to wasn't loading, even after restarting my internet connection. The gentleman was starting to get frustrated with me, I apologized, explaining i wasn't very good with technical stuff. After a few more minutes of waiting for his website to load i asked
"Would all of my downloads make it load slow? I'm downloading A LOT of porn right now."
"Uh...You're downloading something?" he asked.
"Yes, porn. Midget porn actually. I love midget porn. How about you?" I replied.
"Um...Can you pause the download? he asked.
"Well....I don't really want to, I've been waiting so long for it already."
"How long does it have left to go?"
"It says estimated time left 57 minutes. Can you hold on that long? i asked.
"57 minutes? I will call you back in an hour."

So, any ideas on what to do to the guy if/when he calls back? i figure I've got about 20-30 minutes left

I was thinking of having some loud moaning going on when he calls back, maybe dropping the phone a couple times, claiming "my hands are slippery," then asking can you hold on for just a minute or two, I'm almost done?

Any CAGs have any better ideas?
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#2 WhipSmartBanky

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:17 PM

So i got a call just a bit ago from a gentleman with a thick Indian accent who said he was from Microsoft. He says their servers have detected a virus on my computer, but that he can help me fix the problem if i follow his instructions.

Yeah, I'm sure he'll fix me right up.

Even though he interrupted my video gaming i decided to have a little fun with him. For about 30 minutes i claimed to be trying what he said, but to no avail. nothing was working, the website he wanted me to go to wasn't loading, even after restarting my internet connection. The gentleman was starting to get frustrated with me, I apologized, explaining i wasn't very good with technical stuff. After a few more minutes of waiting for his website to load i asked
"Would all of my downloads make it load slow? I'm downloading A LOT of porn right now."
"Uh...You're downloading something?" he asked.
"Yes, porn. Midget porn actually. I love midget porn. How about you?" I replied.
"Um...Can you pause the download? he asked.
"Well....I don't really want to, I've been waiting so long for it already."
"How long does it have left to go?"
"It says estimated time left 57 minutes. Can you hold on that long? i asked.
"57 minutes? I will call you back in an hour."

So, any ideas on what to do to the guy if/when he calls back? i figure I've got about 20-30 minutes left

I was thinking of having some loud moaning going on when he calls back, maybe dropping the phone a couple times, claiming "my hands are slippery," then asking can you hold on for just a minute or two, I'm almost done?

Any CAGs have any better ideas?

Heh. I get these calls all the time, but I usually just hang up.

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#3 NinjaPenguin777

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:25 PM

Speaker phone and an awkward slapping noise should do the trick

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:33 PM

Act like you're enjoying the midget porn you just downloaded while he's on the phone?

#5 LaraCroftsLeftBoob

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:36 PM

That's kinda what i had planned, but thought i would ask CAG for better ideas.
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#6 FloodyFloats

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:40 PM

If it where me i would just tell him that another microsoft rep called and that he took care of it. Maybe not as funny but it would sure piss him off that someone scammed you and not him.

#7 LaraCroftsLeftBoob

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:04 AM

He's not called back yet. I guess he's giving me time to enjoy my midget porn before he calls again. Nice guy.
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#8 MushaOne

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:06 AM

This thread needs more Gidget The Monster Midget in it.

#9 FloodyFloats

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:07 AM

He's not called back yet. I guess he's giving me time to enjoy my midget porn before he calls again. Nice guy.


Keep us updated.

Right before hes about to hang up after calling back tell him you just realized you dont even have a computer

#10 CaseyRyback

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:12 AM

While midget porn is pretty awesome, everyone knows that scat porn is where its at.

#11 Poor2More

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:16 AM

I never heard of this scam, so random scammers call your phone pretending to be techs for various software companies such as Microsoft for what? get you to go to a random site?
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#12 Scorch

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:36 AM

I never heard of this scam, so random scammers call your phone pretending to be techs for various software companies such as Microsoft for what? get you to go to a random site?


yes, where they remotely access your computer and take control and do whatever they like.

http://antivirus.abo...-Phone-Scam.htm
http://betanews.com/...ly-fix-your-pc/

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#13 hereon

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:41 AM

yes, where they remotely access your computer and take control and do whatever they like.

http://antivirus.abo...-Phone-Scam.htm
http://betanews.com/...ly-fix-your-pc/


How do I know this link doesn't take remote access of my computer...hmm?

#14 LaraCroftsLeftBoob

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:53 AM

He still hasn't called back yet.


....I wonder if i have time to download some clown porn???
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#15 kube00

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:10 AM

Nice, keep us posted.

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#16 TheRock88

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:16 AM

If he does call back, the first thing you should do is record it so all of us can enjoy hearing his reaction. Then do the midget porn or whatever else you wanna do.

#17 NinjaPenguin777

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:19 AM

Hmm I've never heard of such a scam

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#18 Invicta 61

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 02:17 AM

Have the sound of animals frolicking in the background. Tell him you finally finished your download for midget beastiality. Nothing beats midget donkey fisting.
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#19 Invicta 61

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 02:18 AM

He still hasn't called back yet.


....I wonder if i have time to download some clown porn???


Daddy?
Bah weep granah weep nini bong.

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#20 ITDEFX

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 03:52 AM

dude record the conv via app and post it on youtube!