What's the most spicy food you have eaten?
Posted 01 February 2013 - 08:14 PM
Posted 01 February 2013 - 08:29 PM
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 09:29 PM
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 09:56 PM
Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:06 PM
Actually, it fucking sucked. I had to write a story about it to chronicle the agony.
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:28 PM
Went to an Indian restaurant and they asked me how hot I wanted my vindaloo dish on a scale to 1 to 10. I went with a 7. I barely survived 1/2 the dish before conceding and downing a mango lassi. I would hate to taste an 8 or higher. Heat is OK but I like more flavor than just hurting.
Similar experience here. I believe I order the same dish: very spicy. Other than that, atomic chicken wings from wing stop is the most burning hot experience i've had.
Posted 01 February 2013 - 10:37 PM
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 11:05 PM
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 11:09 PM
Habanero wings at BWW. Never touching habanero shit ever again.
The mango ones? lol
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 03:01 AM
The mango ones? lol
I just tried those a few days ago and thought they were awesome! Pretty damn hot though.
The hottest thing I ever tried was part of a challenge. There was some sort of sauce, don't even know what was in it. But you had to dip the tip of a toothpick in it, put it in your mouth and close your mouth, then pull the toothpick out and not open your mouth for 1 whole minute. I beat the challenge, but my stomach was killing me the rest of the night and a few days later my lips broke out in blisters from having the hot sauce on them. Pretty serious shit there. Taught me to never try something without asking what it is.
Posted 02 February 2013 - 03:07 AM
But seriously, my dad loves spicy food. Our garden is usually 90% exotic peppers. So at this point, I'm pretty much immune to spicy. But I do find some things every once in a while that light my fire, and boy are they good.
Posted 02 February 2013 - 10:47 AM
This shit was liquid death though, because I ate a huge glob of it on a chip and nothing else. Just pure sauce on my tongue, so hot. That ranks up there with the hottest I've had, and ghost pepper salsa is nothing to with either.
I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.
I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.
Posted 02 February 2013 - 11:22 AM
The hottest thing I ever ate was 2 1/2 Trinidad Scorpion 7 peppers at once. It was hell. Nothing could extinguish the flaming rape that mouth was experiencing. I tried the usual combatants. Milk, ice cream, banana, etc. In the end I just gave up and curled in the fetal position shedding some man tears hoping the pain would not linger.
I recommend at least trying it once for any of my fellow spicy fanatics.
Edited by PancakesAreLove, 02 February 2013 - 11:32 AM.
Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:50 AM
...Nothing could extinguish the flaming rape that mouth was experiencing.
I'm a complete spice wimp, but this made me laugh.
Posted 18 February 2013 - 02:54 PM
Posted 18 February 2013 - 05:30 PM
I remember my worst experience with peppers though. Can't remember the variety, but I was cutting them up to cook with, and washed my hands about ten times, knowing that I had the oils all over them. About four hours later, I'm sitting on the couch playing videogames, put my hand down my pants to scratch my nuts, and BLAMMO...apparently the oils were still on my hands. You have not experienced fear and pain until you have hot pepper burning your ball sack. My wife laughed until she could tell I wasn't joking around anymore. Water, ice, air. It didn't really matter. Just had to wait it out.
I cut hot peppers with gloves on now.
Posted 18 February 2013 - 06:01 PM
The second hot sauce I ever tried was called "Butt Blaster". My wife picked it up in a specialty shop in Arizona. I tried it and now why it was called that.
Posted 18 February 2013 - 06:03 PM
Ruined the food TBH and I'm pretty decent with spicy foods.
Posted 19 February 2013 - 12:15 AM
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 02:53 AM
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:57 AM
Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:51 AM
Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:58 AM
I once told a sushi-newb friend that the green stuff was Japanese guacamole, then watched as he slathered it all over a roll and popped it into his mouth. I've never seen someone chug water so fast!
A friend of mine made the unfortunate mistake of going to the bathroom right before desert, green tea ice cream, was served. The first bite was loaded with wasabi instead, and we all had a good laugh at his expense.
Posted 19 February 2013 - 06:02 AM
Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:56 AM
Eating them, your fingers would get numb. Lips would burn. Spicy and yummy as hell, though.
Only problem? You not only felt them on the way in, you felt them on the way out.
Recommend a dark stout with it, for sure. Rasputin or Shakespearean.
Posted 19 February 2013 - 12:08 PM