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#1 Javery

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 02:32 PM

I just got this from Ken Kutaragi himself for being a top secret super duper Sony insider - I promised not to leak it to the public but I couldn't resist. I can't wait!!!!

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#2 Quackzilla

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 02:34 PM

Beer!

#3 supadupacheap

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 02:44 PM

I cant wait to play Jak 19 with that thing!

#4 Grave_Addiction

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 03:35 PM

If it only had an attached Pocket Rocket with rumble technology, it would be perfect.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 03:38 PM

Could you please put "joke" in the title, so unsuspecting users won't click on it and get bombarded by the idiocy that lies ahead?

#6 mtxbass1

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 03:41 PM

Nipples!



#7 munch

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 03:43 PM

Could you please put "joke" in the title, so unsuspecting users won't click on it and get bombarded by the idiocy that lies ahead?


wait, so this isn't the controller? damn, i was getting excited.

#8 Vinny

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 03:51 PM

wait, so this isn't the controller? damn, i was getting excited.



I know... me too, this one is way better than the boomerang.

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#9 repetske

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 03:55 PM

Could you please put "joke" in the title, so unsuspecting users won't click on it and get bombarded by the idiocy that lies ahead?


You make it sound like people are being victimized because they spend the whole 3 seconds it takes to look at a thread. I think putting joke in the title would kind of ruin the fun shock that it is in fact a harmless, although very amusing, joke.

#10 Noodle Pirate!

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 04:14 PM

God i hope they come out with a non alcoholic version!
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#11 MushaOne

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 04:25 PM

Are you sure thats not the Revolutions new controller? With all the extra gadgets and doodads it looks like something Nintendo would do.

#12 maddfrog

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 04:26 PM

With the price being so high as many people are saying, they might as well through in some beer, or lace the PS3 with crack or something ;)

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#13 Shinkuu Ryao

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 04:30 PM

Now I never have to get up to get my beer while playing games!

#14 DT778

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 01:06 AM

thanks for the laugh.

#15 Tromack

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 01:10 AM

What are the nipple pinchers for? I mean besides the obvious pinching of the nipples.

#16 CoffeeEdge

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 01:15 AM

It DOES NOT HAVE rubber duckie.

IT SUCKS.
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#17 DT778

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 01:16 AM

the nipple pinchers are for movement i think, because it doesn't have a joystick or dpad.

#18 Shinkuu Ryao

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 01:16 AM

What are the nipple pinchers for? I mean besides the obvious pinching of the nipples.


Haven't you always wanted to shut someone up while you play your games?

And they can double as controlers for hands free stuff (ex: you're on your computer and want to play a game, so you slap those things onto your nipples and let them do the work while you type whatever)

#19 Javery

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 02:40 PM

What are the nipple pinchers for? I mean besides the obvious pinching of the nipples.


The nipple pinchers replace the need for a rumble pack. There is a dial on the back (not pictured) that you can set from "purple nurple" to "pierced and bloody" and everything in between. It sounds awesome.

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#20 Blind the Thief

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 04:52 PM

Aw, I liked the boomerang. I felt safe from dingos.

#21 Purkeynator

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 04:58 PM

Where does the Trance Vibrator plug in?
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#22 Prepster

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 04:59 AM

The nipple pinchers replace the need for a rumble pack. There is a dial on the back (not pictured) that you can set from "purple nurple" to "pierced and bloody" and everything in between. It sounds awesome.


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#23 praystation

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 07:49 AM

Oh NO! They changed the Triangle, square, circles, and X with S, O , N, and Y??? That is so SONY!
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#24 rocksolidaudio

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 08:55 AM

thank god for wireless, all my wired nipple pinchers were really getting into a tangle in front of the tv...

#25 Theenternal

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 09:31 AM

With the price being so high as many people are saying, they might as well through in some beer, or lace the PS3 with crack or something ;)



so the controllers don't come with crack? Am I too late for the free crack give away?
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#26 Friedle

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 02:19 PM

No testicle clamps? What a letdown.

#27 thekoolninja

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 05:37 PM

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#28 camoor

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 06:22 PM

No testicle clamps? What a letdown.


Calm down, we haven't seen all the accessories and third-party entries yet!

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 06:27 PM

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#30 redgopher

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 11:51 PM

Wow. That wasn't a waste of my time. Not at all.