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#1 defender

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:13 PM

CheapyD is off getting married today. He left me in charge so now that I am officially in charge here are the new rules.


1. You must kiss my ass.
2. Anyone who types my name must call me Mr. Defender
3. No one can say ANYTHING bad about VGD.
4. Anyone mentioning any other store must also mention VGD as an alternative place to buy.
5. Everyone must look at my gallery and make a comment about how handsome I look.
6. Any political topics that I do not agree with be deleted.
7. Everyone must agree that Brooke Burke is the hottest babe ever.

If you do not follow these rules your account will be locked and your IP banned. CheapyD is gone for 3 weeks. Heil Defender!






btw-I am just kidding of course.

Anyone with any problems with the site or has a question feel free to PM me or AIM me (Gametour).

Also I dont think CheapyD will be able to update the front page for deals. While I certainly won't go nuts changing the front page. If someone feels a deal is good enough for the front page please post here and lmk. I would like at least once a week to get something new up.

Enjoy.

#2 pimp_daddy_smurf

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:18 PM

ALL HAIL KING DEFENDER!!!!!!!!

#3 doraemonkerpal

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:21 PM

"NEVER!!!"

(Defender's gestapo knocking at my door... :lol:)

Well, to be honest, it's hard for people to be outraged about something once they know the facts. And it takes more effort to dig up facts than be outraged. ;)

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#4 defender

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:22 PM

Öffnen Sie die Tür JETZT. Dieses ist der Verteidiger Gestapo. Wir wünschen Ihren Esel.

#5 Mr_hockey66

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:23 PM

don't let it go to your head! Oh wait it all ready did!
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#6 Guest_Anonymous_*

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:24 PM

The mention of Brooke Burke has granted my allegiance!

#7 Graystone

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:28 PM

Let's rebel and overthrow him.

#8 defender

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:28 PM

I buy the new Brooke calender EVERY year and its proudly displayed in my store.

Here is my desktop too.
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#9 daphatty

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:30 PM

No wonder you stayed towards the back of your store!



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#10 Medium_Pimpin

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:44 PM

8. The ladies showering facilities will be moved to my office so i can watch the girls wash thier breasts and buttocks while i play with myself.
Go back to bed america, your govt. has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed america, your govt. is in control again. Here is american gladiators, go back to bed america. Here is 56 channels of American Gladiators, watch these pituitary retards bang their ****ing skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS WE TELL YOU.

#11 JSweeney

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:44 PM

... and I thought it was just because that was where he kept his porn stock.

#12 Wshakspear

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:45 PM

Poor kittens :(

#13 JSweeney

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:45 PM

8. The ladies showering facilities will be moved to my office so i can watch the girls wash thier breasts and buttocks while i play with myself.


Does anyone know how to pour lysol on thier brain without causing lasting damage? That mental picture needs to be erased and stain of it washed away.

#14 Medium_Pimpin

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:53 PM

8. The ladies showering facilities will be moved to my office so i can watch the girls wash thier breasts and buttocks while i play with myself.


Does anyone know how to pour lysol on thier brain without causing lasting damage? That mental picture needs to be erased and stain of it washed away.


I seem to have stumped a few of the regulars on that quote, maybe someone else will pick up on that.
Go back to bed america, your govt. has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed america, your govt. is in control again. Here is american gladiators, go back to bed america. Here is 56 channels of American Gladiators, watch these pituitary retards bang their ****ing skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS WE TELL YOU.

#15 craven_fiend

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 08:14 PM

thats from one of Adam Sandler's album, but i don't remember which one its from.
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#16 AdamInPlaidum

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 08:23 PM

It's from track 1 on They're All Gonna Laugh At You. Hooray for Vice Principal defender!!
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#17 rvdrock

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:05 PM

Brooke Burke is indeed the hottest ever...

#18 JSweeney

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:16 PM

Mr. Defender has made some great changes already. Go check the "casting off the chains of noob tyranny..

That's just brilliant! I laughed, I cried, I saved 7.50 on a movie ticket!

#19 alongx

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:21 PM

ALL HAIL KING DEFENDER!!!!!!!!


That should have been "All Hail King Mr. Defender"
I'm surprised you haven't been banned for that serious offense already.
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#20 Fraggler

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:26 PM

Brooke Burke is the only reason I'd ask someone to have their babies.

EDIT: Specifically Brooke Burke's Babies. Good thing I learned where babies come from!

#21 swetooth9

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:32 PM

ALL HAIL KING DEFENDER!!!!!!!!


That should have been "All Hail King Mr. Defender"
I'm surprised you haven't been banned for that serious offense already.


:rofl: true that

#22 defender

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:38 PM

It's good to be da King.

#23 The Successful Dropout

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Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:44 PM

brooke burns is the hottest girl ever...not brooke burke...shes beat
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#24 SneakyPenguin

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Posted 27 June 2004 - 05:26 AM

It's good to be da King.


Since you have quoted Mel Brooks, I shall obey you. And now, I shall quote Monty Python:

My liege!

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#25 x0thedeadzone0x

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Posted 27 June 2004 - 07:10 AM

Yes! All hail defender! :D
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#26 ElfAngel7

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Posted 27 June 2004 - 07:22 AM

Well, here's a compromise. I won't hail the mighty defender (Mr. Defender. So sorry, please don't ban me!), but i will hail to Brooke Burke. In front of an alter. With a hair doll. Slathered in baby oil.
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#27 helpmeplease

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Posted 29 June 2004 - 02:31 AM

I need help Mr. Defender, O' great one. Check your pm's.

#28 sj41

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Posted 29 June 2004 - 02:38 AM

We are already working on a plan for something "Mr. Defender". :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

#29 Larsin

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Posted 29 June 2004 - 02:41 AM

Mein Fuir!

#30 defender

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Posted 29 June 2004 - 05:53 AM

We are already working on a plan for something "Mr. Defender". :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Wheels within wheels. :twisted: