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#1 Xevious

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 03:59 AM

THE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:



Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for "suck here."



Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."



Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.

But when they go, they take your house and car with them.



Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...




#2 jmcc

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:02 AM

No one touch these, people. Archeologists will want to study them intact.
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#3 Xevious

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:03 AM

No one touch these, people. Archeologists will want to study them intact.


Youre saying these are old? This is the first time I seen those.....I thought it was funny.

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...




#4 Blade

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:04 AM

Women can bleed for seven days and not die. Never trust them.
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#5 Mr Unoriginal

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:05 AM

Ahhh, feels like I'm back in middle school.

Its too bad you're still a prick with a stupid gimmick.


#6 Greetard

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:11 AM

Congratulations, those are terrible.

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#7 Xevious

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:17 AM

Yeah....I guess I drop some bombs.

#8 bobo2k4

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:21 AM

Congratulations, those are terrible.


What he said. :applause:
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#9 Will

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:30 AM

Ive hear Jackie "the jokeman" Martlin tell these several times.

http://www.cheapassg...trade-gone-bad/

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I dont trade out of the US anymore!!!!!!!


#10 JimmieMac

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:33 AM

I mean, why don't they just make the whole plane out of what ever it is they make the black box out of?

#11 Graystone

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:53 AM

I mean, why don't they just make the whole plane out of what ever it is they make the black box out of?



*rimshot* ;)


I'm not commenting on this one. My rimshot is enough.

So whens the lock? :D

#12 guardian_owl

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 09:04 AM

In Russia, jokes suck you.

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#13 Dr Mario Kart

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 09:27 AM

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#14 RAMSTORIA

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    fate is inexorable

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 09:55 AM

Ahhh, feels like I'm back in middle school.


my thoughts exactly

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#15 camoor

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 01:33 PM

what's up with airline food.

who are these people?

#16 ScottsUSERID

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 02:08 PM

Little miss hubbard,
Went to her cubbard
To go getch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover Took over,
Gave her a bone of his own.

#17 psiufoxx2

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 03:08 PM

These jokes go to 11.

#18 munch

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:14 PM

I rate this thread one CheapyD head for terrible.