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#1 hiccupleftovers

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 09:48 AM

This is just excellent. I agree with every rule on the list. Some need a bit of altering, but otherwise simply awesome.

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#2 darkmere

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 10:09 AM

nice. i like the rule about nailing a former 'just friend'

#3 RAMSTORIA

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 10:12 AM

retarded. i stopped reading at rule 2 because i saw how this list was going.

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.


oh man, i dont want to be gay, id rather get soaking wet in the rain than share an umbrella with my friend, because if we stand close well totally be gay, and im not gay, i Fuck bitches all the time....

stupid stupid stupid

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#4 hiccupleftovers

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 10:26 AM

retarded. i stopped reading at rule 2 because i saw how this list was going.



oh man, i dont want to be gay, id rather get soaking wet in the rain than share an umbrella with my friend, because if we stand close well totally be gay, and im not gay, i Fuck bitches all the time....

stupid stupid stupid


Calm down man. It's not the end all be all of lists. It's just something stupid for a laugh. Jeez people can get offended at the stupidest of shit it seems. Oh wait, I should have known that.

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#5 abrannan

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 02:27 PM

#12 - They forgot the addition "He is, however, allowed to tell you how good it felt when she licked his balls"

#28 - Disagree, you *never* are allowed to speak or be spoken to while at a urinal.

#6 ZeroSupporT

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 03:37 PM

bah, two men under an umbrella is teh g@y

#7 Mr Unoriginal

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 03:46 PM

While on my way to rent Chocolat I shared an umbrella with my best guy friend.

Its too bad you're still a prick with a stupid gimmick.


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Posted 22 March 2006 - 05:19 PM

funny stuff. the guy's blog it links to is also pretty hilarious (though NWS)

#9 Strell

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 05:34 PM

He used the word "quieried."

This dude is very ghey.


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#10 ryanbph

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 05:51 PM

funny

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#11 GuyWithGun

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 05:58 PM

#12 - They forgot the addition "He is, however, allowed to tell you how good it felt when she licked his balls"

#28 - Disagree, you *never* are allowed to speak or be spoken to while at a urinal.

Agreed on #28.

I can't believe Maxim would make such a taboo slip.
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#12 Graystone

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 06:09 PM

:D

This is my favorite

"The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer."

I hate helping someone move and then after everything is moved they say thanks and try to push you out of their new home. I want my damned beer, and or food.

#13 daphatty

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 09:58 PM

That list is awesome. And yea, no talking in the bathroom. I hate that shit.



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#14 Fire

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 11:18 PM

Funny stuff overall.

#15 Eviltude

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 11:52 PM

Whats his name up there(First or 2nd reply I think) needs to calm the Fuck down. Can we take a joke as a joke for a switch? God...what a fag.
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#16 I AM WILLIAM H. MACY

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 12:12 AM

funny stuff. the guy's blog it links to is also pretty hilarious (though NWSF)

Yeah, definitely not safe work Fuck.

#17 Guest_Apossum_*

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 12:24 AM

Yeah, definitely not safe work Fuck.


fixed. now who looks like the imbecile macy, now who looks like the imbecile?

#18 Antiques Roadshow

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 02:28 AM

He used the word "quieried."

This dude is very ghey.


Or British.

... or both.

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#19 Strell

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 02:32 AM

Being British might be worse than being ghey.

So it is lose-lose for this man.


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#20 LaraCroftsLeftBoob

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 03:14 AM

oops, broke #7.

in fact, he walked in while i was fucking her.
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#21 sblymnlcrymnl

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 03:27 AM

oops, broke #7.

in fact, he walked in while i was fucking her.

And then? The people demand details! Did he join in, or did he come after you with a different sort of pipe? :lol:

#22 sonderiaom

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 03:43 AM

And then? The people demand details! Did he join in, or did he come after you with a different sort of pipe? :lol:


#7 is about the dudes sister. Dude, not cool.

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#23 sblymnlcrymnl

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 03:48 AM

#7 is about the dudes sister. Dude, not cool.

Exactly. That's why it's funny. :roll: :lol:

#24 RAMSTORIA

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 03:59 AM

Calm down man. It's not the end all be all of lists. It's just something stupid for a laugh. Jeez people can get offended at the stupidest of shit it seems. Oh wait, I should have known that.


sorry man, i wasnt irate or anything, just explaining why i thought the list was stupid and stopped reading it. i certainly am not offended by that.

Whats his name up there(First or 2nd reply I think) needs to calm the Fuck down. Can we take a joke as a joke for a switch? God...what a fag.


ahh, what a classic comeback, no wonder you find this list so entertaining.

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#25 LaraCroftsLeftBoob

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 04:51 AM

And then? The people demand details! Did he join in, or did he come after you with a different sort of pipe? :lol:


actually, he did a quick 180, went back outside and then knocked on the door.
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#26 Blade

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 05:20 AM

actually, he did a quick 180, went back outside and then knocked on the door.


Sblymnl - "How old was she? Let's pretend she had pigtails. Did you use them for leverage?"

What's with #14? If you're checking out your friend's package, there's a reasonable chance that the other rules don't apply to you.

I also noticed that they seemed to leave out the locker room rule. Never look below the waist, even if you're sitting down. And don't use hand gestures.

#27 Fire

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 05:28 AM

Sblymnl - "How old was she? Let's pretend she had pigtails. Did you use them for leverage?"

What's with #14? If you're checking out your friend's package, there's a reasonable chance that the other rules don't apply to you.

I also noticed that they seemed to leave out the locker room rule. Never look below the waist, even if you're sitting down. And don't use hand gestures.


Ahh yes, the locker room rule. Good rule. Didn't think about that one.

#28 hiccupleftovers

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 05:42 AM

sorry man, i wasnt irate or anything, just explaining why i thought the list was stupid and stopped reading it. i certainly am not offended by that.



ahh, what a classic comeback, no wonder you find this list so entertaining.


Oh ok then man. Yaeh, I'm just really laid back lately. We cool brotha'.

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#29 hiccupleftovers

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 05:43 AM

Ahh yes, the locker room rule. Good rule. Didn't think about that one.


Agreed, that is one rule that they clearly either missed or forgot and it should apply to any locker room, i.e. gym, field, etc.

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#30 alonzomourning23

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 05:48 AM

I've broken rules 1, 2, 4, 9, 14, 15, 17, 19, 22, 23, 26. I'm not really suprised.
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