A long, long time ago, I used the free wifi in Tops supermarket. They blocked all other supermarket and e-commerce websites so I could not do price comparison. So, I don't think the wifi blocking is accidental.
Kingdom: Classic - NCKyy-xxEFT-PN5zz
xx - the most hated sports game publisher due to microtransactions
yy - the technology that is pre-3D
zz - the 6th and 7th letters of the alphabets
Yakuza 5 (English) for PS3 digital copy is £5 (about $6 and change) in the UK PSN store. Very low price for those without PS+ and time machine to get the free copy.
Link: https://store.playstation.com/en-gb/product/EP0177-NPEB02228_00-YAKUZA5000000000
No physical copy for the English version...
Try this Horipad controller. I don't have one, but I'd get this if I were to buy a Switch to play the "serious" games.
https://www.amazon.com/Nintendo-Switch-HORIPAD-Controller-Officially-Licensed/dp/B01NAUATSM