Recent content by Jasper Kazai

I would argue that Cheapy looks more like Corey Stoll (villain in Ant-Man) than Jeff Bezos. Watching both House of Cards S1 and Ant-Man, the entire time I was just thinking that Cheapy's in it.

4pm is absurdly early for trick-or-treating. Barely anyone is home from work at that time. The only time we've ever gotten anyone showing up before 6pm is when someone was bringing a toddler around. 6-8pm is definitely more normal, but having some preordained time period set in stone is weird as...

*shrug* I liked the movie. Saw it a second time today, and still enjoyed it. As a huge Star Wars fan, I spent a lot of my time reading a ton of the Expanded Universe novels. Then Disney bought SW and scrapped all of it. So I'm just along for the ride with whatever they end up doing in these...

Cheapy and Shipwreck couldn't comprehend the Senran Kagura light beams. It's not shooting out of their... parts. It's a Japanese censorship trope where instead of using something like black bars, they use beams of light. Sometimes use steam if it's a bath-related scene. So yeah. They don't have...

Grats on the big 5. I caught a bit of the livestream, but since I was behind on CAGcasts at the time, I didn't watch the whole thing. I first heard about CAG from ScrewAttack's Hard News way back in the day when Cheapy had a weekly guest segment. I remember seeing little baby Tai in a few of...

Been a bit behind on CAGcasts, so I'm catching up. The whole ping pong bit was hilarious. I know Wombat and Shipwreck were just ragging on Cheapy, but I kind of agree with what they were saying. From an outsider's perspective, It is kind of ridiculous that adults face children. IIRC, he got...

The original DS wasn't that bad. As someone who could never get a DS Lite (or higher) and was stuck with the original for the whole cycle, it got the job done. The subsequent models were a definite improvement, though. It always was a bummer to play DS with my friends, since they all had DS...

Cheapy is wrong about Hitman: you can play the missions in any order. There are story cutscenes after you complete each level, but they're like a minute long each and aren't very important to the enjoyment of the game. (It's Hitman; the story is not the selling point of the series. "Kill that...

"When will the Bahamas become boring for Cheapy?" was my first thought upon seeing his Twitter photos from the trip. Fairly sure that only Cheapy played Hitman, and he only has like 4 hours played on it to boot. I think he said something about it didn't really appeal to him on a recent cast...

I'm with Wombat: the intro music has always sucked.

No one is giving Osaka Grandma guff for not going to McDonald's. It's for having Japanese food instead of actually good food that she wouldn't normally eat (read: not McDonald's). Not that I think there's an issue with having the Japanese food... it's probably fun to compare it to home. But for...

I decided to try them out earlier this year. I went with the trial pack as well, which unfortunately means I didn't take advantage of the CAG code (I put it in, but it doesn't apply to something that cheap and I didn't realize it until I already went through with it). Also doubly unfortunately...

Wanted to let Cheapy know that he successfully recreated an annoying whooping sound. He did it so much that it honestly kind of made me angry.

From what I've heard, it has the same port hookup as the bottom of a Wiimote, so you can theoretically use it in any situation where you could use one of those classic controllers (now with more classic).

It's amusing to hear Cheapy transition so hard from lambasting Pokémon GO and Nintendo in general to defending Overwatch and trying to get Wombat to admit it's not a bad game. As someone who is mostly a fan of Pokémon, I don't think Pokémon GO is that good of a game on its own merits, but Cheapy...